Tuesday, July 19, 2005

hahah!! another 2 mth of absence!!!





i say muah, u say haha
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i say muah, u say haha
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woooooooooo!
2 mths nv blogggggggggggg leeeee...!!! hahah record record... lolx

wooh.. finally settling everything down during the past 1 week of study break... catching up on work and lectures.. and everything... but this week is COMMON TEST WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pui pui pui!!!

hmmm updated my friendster profile and pictures also... really collecting cyber-dust if i nv update it.. hahax
oh did i mentioned that the J05 has ended? and WE ARE ALL CIs NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

such a sad thing... almost got the .38 marksman award...
shld have beaten tt guy lor... argh.. nvm.. a loss is a loss...
but tt b*tch really pro lor... 178/200... must be cheat one... maybe ask ppl shoot her target then after she got her prize then treat them dinner hor? who knoes

oh ya.. and i bought my badminton shoes le.. cool man.. actually wanted to buy the SHB-89 MX one.. then tried the SHB98 felt more comfy.. so bought tt one lo... all also so nice... till now i still wan all!! hahax
also bought a new racquet.. but ish from sintec de... nv use b4... YET!!! hahax!!

hmmmm... last sat brought my cadets to the Regent interunit incredible race... morn rain so heavily... then my shoe all wet le.. inside the feet also wet too.. then wif the mud... *BLEHX*!! so smelly... but kranji won 2nd!! so proud of them!! wooh!

they shld have gotten first one.. becos they slack ma.. dun wan ppl to know they super pro.. so give the greenridge 2 min to run to the finishing point b4 them... actually kranji shld be the first!!!! yea!!!

woo then mon maths common test.. rain again!! then another pair of shoe kena wet again!!! now i no more shoe already!!! knn... tml test must wear slipper go! hahhahah!!!

ohya... finally got someone who knows how to play badminton to play wif me on sun le... yey!! then i wun be lonely anymore!!! yeyyyeyyeyey!!

hm... gotta slp le... will blog again... 3 mths later?
who knoes? haahha

maybe 3 yrs later!! kakak!!

oh ya! wish shu a happi belated 17th birthday!!!!!

posted by Cheng Han @ 11:45 PM 6 comments

Friday, July 15, 2005

moral of story

I was a very happy person.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me.
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini-skirts, and generally was braless.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts.
It had to be deliberate.
She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day the "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. "
And the moral of this story is:
(look below)












Always keep your condoms in your car!

source: http://www.donisblabbering.blogspot.com/

posted by Cheng Han @ 12:20 AM 1 comments