Another day in the bank - Part 1

Hor!!! for goodness sake, all those ppl from the country of "only know how to smile and say yes sir or yes mdm, but not able to handle their job with efficiency or give accurate info", PLEASE GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY!!!! I'm shocked! angry and dissatisfied with P**B with regards to my IBanking "application".

This afternoon, I was on my way to P**B to settle the Ibanking secure device (please refer to my previous post - Sent to who?). I approached the reception counter, and explained to the counter staff my case....

momo: Hi! I would like to request for a Internet Banking secure device.
counter staff (an auntie): New application? (stern face)
momo: I guess so... well, actually ..... repeat the whole thing again (please also refer to my previous post - Sent to who?)
couter staff: join the queue. (still stern face)
momo: (P.S)WAH LIEW EH! I know you are working in the bank! but can you please at least give me a smile. Dun give me that damn stern face, as if like I owe the bank 10mil dollars and I cant pay back a single penny! siah lah!!!! I just felt like spreading butter and maple syrup on that auntie face at that very moment! her face just look like HOTCAKES! Brown and Biii Biii (flat) eh~

As most of you know, joining the queue is like putting one leg into the coffin! the waiting time is so unpredictable and your estimation of timing just go haywire. the seconds is like minutes, and minutes is like hours, and you feel like pushing everyone away from the queue. Well, my 35minutes of waiting is entertained by this group of people - a girl, her brother and her mother

Sister (around 10 yrs old): Huey!!! come here!
Brother (around 1 or 2 yrs old?): hurhurhur *giggle around* playing with that.... queue stick?
Sister: You better come here huh! (act like she is some 30 yrs old auntie... in actual face, she dress very auntie like and her expression is VERY AUNTIE!!) I beat you I tell you!
Brother: *still hack care the sister, his movement is like some hyper active kid who had just ate plenty of sugar*
Sister: bloody idiot! *pull the brother over to her side and warn him again* you better be quiet!!!
momo: *standing behind the sister* wah liew! 10 yrs old kid behave like some 30yrs old auntie. what is happening to S'pore youngsters nowadays?! can't wait to grow old huh?
Brother: *suddenly very active again, giggle again, den hug his sister's leg, den act like some dog trying to "mate" with human leg*
momo: (P.S) aiyo! YAO XIU lor!!! who teaches this little brat to do this? public leh! damn paiseh siah! WHERE IS THEIR MOTHER?!
Sister: HUEY!!! idiot!

---- suddenly another bank staff (also an auntie) approached that siblings -----

bank staff (queue): Hi! are you doing any withdrawal?
Sister: Ah.... Er.... No!
bank staff: Oh... and you are here for...?
Sister: I want to put money inside *then point at the bank account booklet*
momo: (P.S) WAHAHAHAHAHAH! put money inside?!!! (I know I don't speak perfect English, but it is really funny when you heard people said that!) WAHAHAHAHAH! Deposit lah! xiaomei!

---- out of a sudden, the mother of this siblings also appeared out of nowhere ----

mother: 什么huh? 什么huh?
bank staff: 你是？
mother: oh! 我是他们的mother啦！你问什么huh?
bank staff: 我是问你的女儿需不需要提钱，如果要提钱的话，你们需要填这个withdrawal slips...
mother: oh! 没有啦！没有啦！我们是要问有关保险的东西
bank staff: 那你就不用这张纸了 =)

---- mother walked away, the bank staff(queue) stand aside ---

Sister: *about one minute later this sister asked the bank staff lady a question* That paper is for what huh?
Brother: still very hyper !
bank staff: Beg your pardon... =) *fake smile*
Sister: huh? Errr.... that paper is to take money out huh?
momo: (P.S)WAHAHAHAHAHAHA! take money?! Withdrawal! Withdrawal! aiyo! can you stop behaving and talk like some auntie?
mother: *out of nowhere appeared again!* 什么huh? 什么huh?
bank staff: Oh! 你女儿问我这是不是提钱用的。
momo: (P.S) HAIYO! feel like slapping this mother! If you not feeling safe that your daughter is queing on your behalf. PLEASE QUEUE YOURSELF INSTEAD! stop walking front and back, here and then keep asking what huh what huh. TSK!
mother: 要死lor! 小孩子啊！不可以给他知道太多！现在的小孩子很厉害呀！
bank staff: =) *fake smile* then walked away
momo: WAHAHAHAHA! i guess the bank staff can't stand this family also.

Sister: 跟你讲ah，改天我长大了hor，我就要去做工！
mother: looking at the little brat(brother), and should be listening to what her daughter said bah~
momo: wah! the most is only 10 years old only, already so..... "ambitious"
Sister: 我十五岁liao hor，我要去 McDonald's 做工！
momo: HUH?! I take back my previous word "ambitious"... Mac? I thought who you wanna be siah!
Sister: Hor? Hor? Hor?
Mother: 等你长大才讲啦！
momo: (P.S) very typical answer from Singapore mom! Please slap your daughter and ask her go somewhere better to work! 3.25 may be nothing... but i think there is really somewhere better! at least please wake her up from that very "ah beng ah lian" dream. That environment is simply just a gathering of the muds, bengs and lians. Hor! Sorry if my words is too harsh. But I'm just speaking the truth...
Sister: herh! 不可以给didi知道我有那么多钱，不然改天残liao!
momo: *peep at the bank booklet of hers* o.O HUH?! HUH?! HUH?! $123.17 alot meh?! my one year ang bao is more than this leh! At your age, i have got more than what you have now, but i still dun feel i got plenty of money. errr.... I know I shouldn't Kua Sway this girl, though I have not much savings now, but i just feel like slapping this girl. since she like to act older, her mother should wake her up and face the reality. Aiyah! but looking at this mother, i feel that she also won't know how to "educate" her child. for that 35 minutes of waiting in the bank, this mother keep on kaypo-ing here and there, disappearing here and there... haiyo!

to be continue...

公主嫁到!

The TVB 宫心计II之公主嫁到 is totally very different from it predecessor, about 85% of the show is hilarious. Women are still the main lead in this show, and I believe there will still be things like plotting against one another, but not that much as compare to the previous season.

The cast is also abit different in 公主嫁到. A pity that Yang Yi - "You Kam Leng" and Mi Xue is not in this series. ouw~ Some of the bad one became the good, some still remain as the bad, maybe they are typecast liao lah. Like our mediacorp, some actor or actress can only be the villains FOREVER. Will continue watching it, anyway, i'm Still dl-ing it wuhuuuu~

Sent to who?!

On monday evening, I was checking my balance through the P**B atm machine. Since there is no queue, I am puzzled by what other services the atm machine offered. *Ding* Internet Banking... Wuu~ Since I do not have a IBanking account with P**B, so I might as well just sign up the IB service straight away. To my surprise!!! I can't register for this service, because according to the ATM, i already have an IB account with P**B. I swear! I don't even know my login ID, password, that piece of secure device, or don't even aware that I have registered for this service before. So, on that very night, i decided to login with the username that the ATM provided me with, and the login pin which I have reset.

Guess what? The site prompt me "Please call blaa blaa blaa or visit our nearest branch to request for the IB secure device". Since it is a weekend, and I'm rather lazy to get out of my house the very next day, I decided to give the customer helpline a call.

Automated machine: For English, please press 1....... press.............. press.............. press.......... you will be served in 7 minute....
Andrew (POSB call centre operator): Good evening Mr. Wong! Thank you for calling our helpline, this is andrew and how may I assist you.
momo: *Err, how come he knows who I am, I have not told him who am I, and I did not press my 7 digit NRIC* Hi! I would like to request for the Internet Banking secure device.
Andrew: Oh Mr. Wong, may I know why do you want to request for the device?
momo: *what a wierd question* what do you mean?
Andrew: Have you lost your device? Or is the device being damage?
momo: Oh! nononono! I have not been issued with any of this IBanking device before, and that why I called in to request for one.
Andrew: However, according to our records... You have already been issued with the secure device.
momo: What?! when was that issued to me? I'm trying to login to the Ibanking page, and it prompts me to call this helpline to request for the secure device. And now you told me the device has already been issued to me?
Andrew: Err... Mr. Wong, the device was issued to you three years ago... In year 2007. and if you have lost this device, you would have to pay an anmount of $40 for the replacement fee.
momo: *FUMED! this device didn't even reached me, still want me to pay $40* HUH?!!!! three years ago? This device didn't even reach my residential address! And for the whole of 3 years I didn't even know I have an Ibanking account until this evening. And now you are telling me that I need to pay $40 because I didn't even receive this SECURE DEVICE?!
Andrew: Erm.... Mr. Wong, have you shifted your house before. Perhaps it could be sent to your previous address.
momo: No! I did not shift my house during that year. And I have been staying in my current address since year 2006.
Andrew: Mr. Wong, is it possible for you to give me your address for verification?
momo: Ang Mo Kio avenue 4........
Andrew: Yes. Mr. Wong, this is the address we have sent the device to....
momo: and obviously this device did not reach me at all!
Andrew: So sorry for the inconvenience Mr. Wong, we will help you to waived off the replacement fee and will help you to process and mail the secure device immediately.
momo: Thanks alot! wait.... hmmm... how long is the processing going to take?
Andrew: It will roughly be around 2 weeks.
Momo: 2 Weeks?!
Andrew: Mr. Wong, is it very urgent? My advice is that you can visit any of our branch to get the Ibanking device.
Momo: Oh! so any of the branch will do is it?
Andrew: Yes Mr. Wong, any of our branch except for blaa blaa blaa
Momo: Alright, I shall just drop by at any of the branch in case the device did not reach me again.

paw paw

I'm not sure what these two cats are doing. But their actions is seriously damn funny and cute....

失恋了，放纵自己

享受自由的生活已四天了。我现在的生活就有如刚刚失恋的人似的。

看了一集又一集的康熙，一集又一集anime，一集又一集的记录片。吃了一包又一包的饼干，一包又一包的薯片，一包又一包的巧克力。不是吃就是睡，不是睡就是吃。如果不用出门，我几乎都在家里闲着，因为外面的空气实在有够“新鲜”的。

其实，我真的失恋了。陪伴我十年的 Miss Pink 上个星期被人掠走了。他不只掠夺了我的“女人”，就连我的钱与卡都没了。

哎呀！我皮包不见了啦！我的生日礼物leh！我的人生只剩下一张 ez-link card。　
是不是很可悲？

Miss Pink (Pink IC) 我会永远记得你离开我的日子！－15102010... Never forget you, I remember you~

(T)ime (T)o (L)eave

3 more working days, and I will finally regain my freedom once again. Hmm... The feeling is rather wierd right now. I have longing for this break for a long time, but there seems to be a part of me that feels Yi Yi Bu She. Perhaps I have already get used to this kind of life and environment? Well, since they offer only temporary for this position (imagine how much they can save for not hiring a full time employee), I can't be working in A-"Byul" for long too.


It all started just one week plus after my exam. I still remembered the anxiety to search for jobs so as to fund my spendings, the feeling that I may not be able to make it for the interview, and the nervousness before I even stepped into "FewSenNoPolish". And now 4.49months have passed, I learned that we cant changed the fact that Xingapour is really a hub.... HUB for the FTs! I learned the different accents, I learned how to eat my lunch peacefully in the pantry every single working day, I learned what is project management, I learned about the wonders and crumblesome of Excel Sheet.... blaa blaa blaa... and I'm still learning how to "Love my ride"... Ah~ forget it. I will still be complaining the next day anyway.


Not sure will I be going back to A-"Byul" in the future, but for sure I'm not going back in the next few years. I wanna go out "Chuan Yi Chuan", the position that I currently held is not that challenging enough. It just keeps you away from the majority (imagine yourself situated at the highest floor, and everyone around you are managers, directors, even the receptionist is somesort of senior executive). In the long run, if you are still those ikan-bilis, no one really know you even exist.

Anyway, for the past few days, I have been listening to TTL again and again. The loop is just infinity. The first week of work, I relied alot on this song to ease my nervousness. Now, I'm leaving..... I shall use this song to serve as a memoir of my involvement in A-"Byul". HurHur! I love this song so much.

Enough of the bli bli blaa blaa for today, let's take a look at the exterior of A-Byul @ FewSenNoPolish. Shall take all of ya for a "tour" at my area tomorrow. (^^,)

image taken during one of my suay day - fire fire! , btw FewSenNoPolish is at the other side, saw that building in between the two? Not that Round Ball hor!

image taken after my LONG working hours... excel sheet & excel sheet. It will look much more nicer with your naked eye. Ha!

Shocked by "Bad Girl"

This morning incident really SHOCK the hell out of me.

It all happened 10minute before the phone alarm trigger. When I am still "faithfully" lying on my bed, some music comes from "so near but yet so far" (when you are soundly asleeped, noise or music will all have fade-in effect).

"I'm heartsick... heal me... be crazy... can't let you go... sad love song... my love gone..."

Momo: hmmm? Very familiar...

".... so BEAST!!! Down down we gotta get down..."

Momo: o.O how come this song suddenly play by itself through my handphone?!

This is scary! The phone was placed on my desk... I'm sleeping and my mom in the toilet, no one could have possibly touch the phone. And my alarm tone is supposed to be very loud LING LING sound. Moreover, the beast's bad girl music in my phone is in video format. How to set a video as an alarm?!

Anyway, when I rushed to the phone to take a look. It is really the video play by itself... hmmm? My phone went sukoo? Or Xiao ming also like kpop or beast? *pondering*

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Say NoNoNoNoNo to...

Found something that somehow brighten my day for a little while.
Most of us dislikes certain "type" of people. But this action somehow being brought into the "terms and condition" for a movie promotion? Look at the attached image file!