Control Ur Pee!

Damn cloud.... why must ya anyhow pee and can't control yourself?! you are so lack of discipline!when I want it to be sunny, you roam around, providing me water with all your "might".
When I'm not going to tan or when I want it to be cooling, this damn sun shine like nobody business.

Cloud! if ya gonna anyhow pee again, I'm gonna slap you during my genting trip.
Sun! if you dun provide me the light that I yearn for..... you gonna get it from me someday!

Rrrrrrrrrrr!

Bo Sim

OK.... the blog body is the same at the title...

BO SIM! even the busiest man is being asked, and I wasn't even aware of it until my sixth sense forced me to ask.

HAI!~.... *munching chilli brownie*

Order! Order!

Supp was not around yesterday, and therefore i resume some of her duties of preparing the refreshment for today's meeting. the main pt of this blog is not about the food nor the meetings, but is about me! Yesterday, I placed the order with Yakun and the "Pastry n pau" outlet located in our building....

momo: "errrr.... 你们有什么 flavour 的？"
Miss S: "我们有猪肉，牛肉，叉烧，豆沙...."
momo: "还有leh?"
Miss S: "没有了，就这四样...."
momo: "siumai, 菜包 leh? "
Miss S: "就只有那四样而已"
momo: "Huh? 就这四样，早上九点九买到空 liao 啊？"
Miss Chin. A: "是啊！好吃吗！"
momo: "wah! ok 了！每样给我四个，明天九点来拿hor!"
Miss Chin. A: "可以！九点对吗？"
momo: "yah! 对。中共多少huh? 需要现在还吗？"
Miss Chin. A: "不用~ 明天还可以了"
momo: "aaaaa...... 拿需要留名字还是电话吗？"
Miss S: "不用啦！你的脸我们记得啦.... 哈哈哈"
Miss Chin. A: "哈哈哈哈！"
momo: "真的啊？好ler 好ler.... 听说这里有个卖蛋塔的店，在哪里huh？"
Miss S: "oh!..... 倒了！"
momo: "huh? 倒了？"
Miss Chin. A: "没有我们的包好吃吗！"
Miss S: "哈哈哈哈"
momo: 哈哈哈哈 *冷笑，受不了这二人组* 那我明天早上九点来拿hor？！
Miss Chin. A: "hm, 对！我们记得你了， 哈哈哈！"
momo: -______-"'

then walk to Yakun outlet..... this is the first time den i know we have got yakun here... hahaha!

momo: Hi! is it possible that i place the order now, and get the coffee for tomorrow morning?
auntie: Yes, No problem. you just have to settle the payment today, and show us the receipt tomorrow as a proof.
momo: that good. i would like to order 15 coffee and one coffee w/o sugar.
auntie: coffe w/o sugar?
momo: ahhh....(recalling whether is coffee w/o sugar or milk) yesh... coffe w/o sugar
aunite: w/o sugar?
momo: yesh w/o sugar..... -____-"'
auntie: coffee w/o sugar is kopi c huh?
momo: errr..... haha! i dunno these hokkien terms that well (i really dunno ok! i dun really like kopi, and im not acting ang moh here....)
auntie: should be kopi c
momo: eh..... should be kopi c~
auntie: ok... total is..................
momo: *paid.... den leave halfway* Oh! btw, do i need to queue tomorrow? is it alright for me to just collect it w/o queuing?
auntie: yes... just come and collect can already.
momo: alright, Thanks! so i'll come again tomorrow morning at ard 9am....
auntie: ok. *auntie then inform another uncle, and i start to make my way back*
uncle: 9am? 9am see c me? (what is 9am).....
auntie: 9am see morning lah.... zao shang la...
uncle: oh.... aiyo.... an zua mmm gong morning 9 oclock leh? (why dun we phrase it as morning at 9)
auntie: aiyah... 9am see shortcut mah
uncle: aiyo... li lang long zong ang moh jiak kan tan (haiyo~ u people are "angmoh eat potato")
momo: -_____-"' i'm already dunno how many steps away liao still can hear him.... wah lau!

Kan Ni Neh~ BARF~

Alright.... i'm still at a lost right now. I'm so lost till I even lost my Passion ez link this noon, just minutes after topped it up. Well, am i still drunk?! Probably, and I sort of can't differentiate what is reality and what is not! but WO MEI YOU ZHUI?!!!!


The feeling is rather wierd, this "early" morning i'm still being fed with "drinks", "drinks" and "drinks"..... and today i'm watching NDP at home. huh?! Anyway, yesterday was the bday celebration for the half brain girl. She has got nice friends and colleagues in "money fund". They even went to certain extend, wake up early in the morning buy chwee kuey, drive the friends to the location, prepare drinks and logistics stuff, planning of this celebration,.... and blaa blaa blaa.... Hai~ and on our side, we are such a disgrace and paiseh... disturbed their sleep, yelling Kan Ni Neh~ like no one business, going in and out of the room, created so much noise and..... smells? LOL! *barf*


Although i'm not drunk yesterday (if i did, i probably be hugging people), but that feeling is damn.... Kan ni neh~ (hahaha! sorry for using this word, but this is really the only word to describe the whole scene). Before miss. KNN started that "3 seconds drinking" game, we have already drank dunno how many cups of mixed or alcoholic drinks and my face was fully red as if like i'm turning into some man-eating zombies or celebrate "NDP" in advance.


Yesterday i really reached my threshold level (i'm still awake... not to the drunk level... dunno why....) i finally puked in my life and that was like dunno after how many years! I remember the scene was like.... "I'm going to vomit soon.... * took a plastic bag, and head to the balcony, friends started patting my back den.... BARF.... wipe the mouth.... drink hot water..... puke again....* eeuuuwww..... But after that vomitting session, it felt so much better.... but.... the 3 seconds game resume again like hours later? this time round, miss KNN sort of drunk also, and her aiming becaome way too off... the vodka was poured on my face instead of my mouth... LOL!!! after all this alcoholic drinks entered into the different "channels" that vommit feeling is back again... i Den dashed to the toilet and puke in the toilet bowl. I den i started to remember what i ate that evening. HAHAHAH! not sure did this vomiting session damaged my throat, it is so painful right now. soooo many things were going on during this whole "drinking" session. People going "mad", "dramatic", sleepy, spontaneous, very calm, loud speaking....


some photos of what i have taken after i awoke this morning.... (sorry.... i dunno why it all turned into potrait.... turn ur head please...)
Th first person i saw....


my front view....


started to think since when he climbed to the bed


poor jun... stuck in the middle...

miss. knn and the the brother that was set up by his own brother?

the king and his servants?

sleeping piggy.... hey! and my jacket!

Gei Kiang

The everyday of commuters going to work via various public transport mode is already stressful life to all! All the squeezing, bumping, waiting, staring, tolerating is the catalyst for our unhealthy life (becaus of blood pressure). This evening's journey back from work can be described as entertaining again. Well, the entertaining scence involves two leading auntie actress and one ahboy, and all these just happened infront of me.... and I have got a very good view! VIP "Seats" i should say.

What happened this evening was that.... at Raffles Place interchange, everyone turns crazy when transitting at the interchange station. Everyone tried all kind of different pattern just to get into the train, and their behaviour is as if they are snatching for some flying around money. One mother and his son, finally, get into the train and both are already at the brim of the doorstep. Suddenly, one office lady in her 40s squeeze into the train, pushing most passengers inwards, and at the same time using her bag as a weapon to "fan off" everyone that is besides her. Well, I'm not sure why is she flinging her bag, perhaps she scare the bag somehow obstruct others, or maybe she wants to "hit" someone so that they can give her some standing space? BUT! her action is totally a disgrace to the Aunties, her actions not only seems selfish, but also hurt the ahboy (who was the son of the mother that i mentioned just now). Her bag flung so hard that the ahboy sort of yelling in pain "OUCH!" *then sayang-ing his own head* At this very moment, the mother of the son suddenly turn into "cyclops" and STARE at that auntie with all her might. you can sense that FLAME OF ANGER from her eyes, and as if she is turning into some creepy monster. Knowing that the mother is staring at her, that auntie also stare back. The whole scene seems like some korean show, where two female leads stare at one another all becoz of a guy - and in this case, that ahboy. Ha! after ard 5 to 10 seconds of staring (the train door also closed liao) the mother suddenly said one sentence that resulted me almost burst into laughter. She said

“怎么肥了还不自动一点，还拼命挤上train!”

LOL! This mother is such a classic auntie... Frankly speaking, that auntie is not really very fat, but is rather plump. Frankly, I understand why the mother said this in the public, even though it sounds harsh and sort of personal attack. She did this just to "protect" his child and stand up for her child. That auntie had just wait for the next train, the train already lack of space, and yet she still wanna "ngei ngei" (hard hard) come in! hokkien words this describe this auntie.... Gei Kiang lah?!

Siam Ah!

While on my way to work today, I saw a damn "funny" scene... Well, this incident happen all becoz of an alighting passenger - auntie. This morning, the bus arrived at the bus stop near to AMK Hub and as usual plenty of passengers are rushing to alight. At this very moment, one old auntie, who is sitting opposite of me, suddenly stand up and shout "Auntie yao xia che liao! SAIM AH!" (Auntie is alighting, please give way...) LOL!!!! ppl ard her all shift their sights on her. It was as if someone speak out for the arrival of LAO FO YE! wat a weird auntie we have in our Kuching town of SG.

But this auntie sort of rude also, and i pity the youngster that stands in front of her. As this auntie is sort of old, so her reaction/movement is sort of old and.... jerky~ after standing up, this auntie make her way to the door step, but her right hand accidentally get through the young man's bag stripe and resulted her hands being entangled. But this auntie finds that it is the young man fault, she then pushed away youngman's bag and started yelling again "HAIYA! See ah boy, long dio gwa!" (Damn youngman, entangled me!).

Poor ah boy, get scolded for nothing. Is not his fault anyway. What my mom said is rather true.... You dun have to give face to these old people nowadays.... they already "zou pai hang chieng" (spoilt the market)

complaining as a way of life!

This is the formula I have derived from updating of my hp's firmware/OS

change firmware = reconfigure = blood boiled.

I am supposed to be excited or delighted about the matter that my phone has finally been updated with a new OS version. Though reconfiguration may be needed, but i'm alright with it.... BUT! i didn't know that i must go through so much troubles that my mobile service provider will bring to me! After receiving the "new" hp, I decided to log into my gmail account for syncronisation of the email contacts and phonebook (as all the phone contacts are backup into the gmail account. But i was abit unhappy with the fact that i need to configure my GPRS/MMS or watever IDEAS settings. However, after much thoughts, I den found out that my SIM card have that *dial function, and I can actually request for the MMS/GPRS settings by just a click and some replying of SMS. IN the end, this option is the most time wasting channel to get that stupid configuration settings. It asked for my mobile phone model, but all the numbers or words that i have replied are not acceptable - Galaxy Spica, GT-i5700, gti5700, i5700, Galaxy Lite, etc... all are not "registered" in their stupid system. But then one word is accepted even up till now - 5700. and up till now NOTHING WAS RECEIVED even they replied "an mms/gprs settings will be send to you shortly......" 5Hours you call it short ah?! still in counting lor!

the SINtel website also does not even have my model and the samsung newest galaxy S model. WTF! dun they update their website periodically/promptly?! Then, i decided to call the customer service hotline. BLOOD BOILING! dunno waited for how long then my call manage to get thru just to speak to a person that can finally help to save me from all these troubles. A phone w/o internet access means i can't check the arrival timing of the bus/cant check my email/cant check 4d/can't....

momo: (diak 1626... pressed 1.....pressed1..... pressed 4..... pressed pressed.....)
SINtel: auto message - commercial + "Sorry, our customer hotline operators are currently busy, pls hold while we get back to you shortly...*music*"

------ 5 to 10 minutes passed -------

momo: *OS* wah lau! can some freaking moron pls pick up the phone, i dial mcdonald hotline dun even need to wait that long... instant access some more*
(even though i have once work for call centre, and should know how busy this poor operators are, but when you are in the role of a customer, you wont care and think "aiyo... so busy ah... nvm lah...slowly slowly... dun rush and tired urself...)
SINtel: auto message - "Sorry, our customer hotline operators are currently busy, pls hold while we get back to you shortly...*music*"
momo: *OS* haiyo! all i want is a damn setting, this is ur fault for not putting the config settings else i wont be calling these damn line and "stressed" ur operator k?!*
SINtel: auto message - "Dear value customer, do you know that..... singtel website..... self-help...."
momo: *OS* self c me help? i cant even find that piece of info how to self help? call police ah?

------ not sure how much time DIES -------

SINtel: auto message - "Sorry, our customer hotline operators are currently busy, pls hold while we get back to you shortly...*music*"
momo: *OS* damn it! must complain! (writing the complain feedback through their website.

------ after about 5 minutes ------

Operator: "Hi good evening, this is saufi xxxxx........"
momo: *finally ah!!!! suddenly startled, dunno what to say* "Hi, I was trying to configure the GPRS and MMS on my mobile phone just now, however........"
Operator: "No Problem Sir, may I have your handphone brand and model number so I can...... =)"
momo: "sure! my mobile model is............"
Operator: "and may i have your particulars for..............."
momo: "my nric............................"
Operator: "Thank you sir, please hold while............... retrieve the configuration settings"
momo: "no problem..... thanks alot"

------ tick tick tick tick "SHORTLY" again ----------

operator: "Hi sir, we are very sorry. currently I am unable to access the system...... Perhaps you may want to call in tomorrow when..........."
momo: *fumed up/blood starting to boil* "HUH! you mean i have to call in tomorrow again just for the gprs/mms settings" *OS: WTH.... then i waited for so long for WHAT! knn... call in again and again!
operator: "Yes sir,..............." (actually i dun quite remember what he and i said also... the scene is just one typical angry callers called in and throw tantrum... but for me to be angry is acceptable de OK? whu can tahan that "SHORT" wait and in the end he asked you to call in again tomorrow)
momo: *fumed* "I have to go through this whole process again?! surely you have another way to resolve such problem right?...... cant you just sent me the mss settings when your system is up again?*
operator: "Sir, yah actaully we can actually do that..... blee blee blaa blaa dunno say wat reasons.... but may have to wait till....." *can hear from his tone he start to panick abit* (i think his OS must be *SWAY AH.... TIO this kind of caller AGAIN!)
momo: *OS: why must customer began to fume up liao den they say they can actually do that and may not need to call in another day?!* after seconds of thinking.... what if this guy angry den dun wanna help me process that thing?
momo: OR IS IT POSSIBLE THAT i visit any of your "byebye"shop and get the service personnel to configure my phone on the spot?!
operator: "yes sir! you may visit any of or byebye outlets........"
momo: "so is possible huh?!"
operator: "yes sir..... ejdlkwndkjbqwldkblnd"
momo:"ok.... will do.... can you please reflect to your supervisor or watever that your system should have this settings be made available on the web? i believe alot of your VALUED customers are carrying this phone model... you can't be expecting everyone to call in for these settings right?"
operator:"no problem sir, i will reflect back to our management about the suggestions you have provided........"
momo: "okay~ thank you~" *dunno why suddenly my thankyou so hyper also*

----- momo cup dian huey ------

hmmm..... peeps, when you work in the call centre please dun use words such as "shortly" or "sorry". even when i work in the call centre i dun dare to use these words. i always use the word apologies instead. though they are the same meaning, but they have different effect.... sorry seems to be a trigger point to get something BIG to happen. it is never a good word to be use. AND also dun advise the callers to call in again the following day. pls give him another option on how to solve the problem efficiently. becoz his/her mind have plenty of OS and even if he/she call in tomorrow,the problem may not be solved too....

anyway, i am the one.... the fussy and mean customer. Thinking back.... i really am...

>>>request the cake @ summer breeze to be changed after eating half of it (becoz the wrong cake was given)
>>>request the cake @ cafe cartel to be changed even if my friends assured that the cake is normal (but where on earth does the cake have..... "greyish mao mao" at the side but not inside)
>>>the above case. and forgotten how many other cases. ppl beware siah! complain claus is coming to town!

but at times i also dun dare or have the urge to complain. anyway, AB blood people have too much feelings, we are just giving advice to others lor....