Apr 27, 2010

S.E.O.U.L

ear 祖先,I know I have not been obedient. It is my fault for not showing respect the other time.

Dear 老天,I know I have been committing sins. It is my wrong for not doing enough good deeds.... But......................


Let me strike toto BIG BIG lah! i'm sooooo wanna go Seoul!!!


okok... I will dye my hair back to its natural color if you find annoying by looking at my hair from above.



plsssss.....






Xiao Ming.... bobee bobee ah!!!

Apr 26, 2010

灰眼睛

听了蓝眼睛,唱了蓝眼睛。忽然好想做一件事... ... ...

忽然很想拿起相机,拍下朋友们的眼睛。哈哈哈!好啦!我知道这个 idea 很奇怪,也有点诡异。但别忘了,眼睛是灵魂之窗,也可以说是美丽的根源。所以眼睛是多么的重要啊!我们每次看照片,都是看人的外表或整体,很少会观看或注意人的眼睛。也许我们没这个习惯,又或者是尴尬吧?

很惭愧的,本人也不是很了解自己的眼睛,小时候的眼睛能算是圆又大的,但眼睛随着年龄的增加,眼睛似乎越来越“迷”。再这样下去,我的眼睛就快成了 “掉掉”眼 (sleepy eyes),甚至是成 “色迷迷”眼,又或者是另一个 “李玖哲”。eeee.... 不要!i dun wanna become the next raymong chua.... LOL!

而且,我也一直以为我的 retina 是 brown 的,但最近 I was told that my retina 是 灰的。真的啊?灰色啊?夭寿lor!朋友们啊!要是下次你看到我,记得要叫我或认我,因为我已经可能 spot 不到你们了。 By then,我也不知道自己会不会成为另一个 soap opera 的男主角。“我的眼睛... 我的眼睛... 我看不见!你在哪里?! 我真的看不见... 为什么是我... 为什么!为什么!!!!”::>_<:: sobz sobz

我连自己的眼睛都不知道长什么样,很可能连单看友人的眼睛都认不出谁是谁。等本人真的拍下了大家的眼睛,我们大家一起玩个 eye hunt quest game 吧? see the eye, spot the guy... LOL!

PS: 真想把《蓝眼睛》改成《灰眼睛》....我的眼睛~ 灰色的一块石~ 总是太安静~ 像是会有“暴风雨”lalalalala~

Apr 23, 2010

体型歧视?

After reading Derek's blog, I started to think did we somehow refer to the same girl. But i guess not. Our island are currently flood with plenty of disgusting people. Sad to say, the word "disgusting" may refer to some FAT people out there! I'm not criticising FAT people, but some whom I met in the public places are just annoying and a "disturbance" to the public.

Back to the topic about the girl that I'm referring to. I come across this girl while on the way to campus this morning. This girl is fat and.... err.... i think fat is the only word i can describe her. I do know that fat people can be pretty too, but she is not... she is just FAT. Besides being fat, she also has body odour. Oh my gosh! early in the morning and she already stinks. This is one contributing factor that nearly feel like slapping her. I really don't understand what went wrong to her nose or nostril. Too many fats stuck in the brain or block her nose huh? She should know that she is living in a very practical world, where people like us are complaining here and there with POWERFUL words?! I doubt she knows what is a pleasant or unpleasant smell. Perhaps, SHIT to her smells like Brownie with ice-cream.

My mood is already VERY terrible for the past few days. Exam is coming up and project dateline is drawing nearer. Therefore, starting a day fresh is so important to me.  But this fat girl is really sooooo tak boleh tahan. She is already fat... and smelly, and yet she is still acting cute to her friends (one fat guy and one thin guy). Damn disgusting!!! her size is already so attract attention still act cute some more. 看了真想 sai她一巴。The boiling point of my anger went up with tons of OS in my mind.

Her fat friend also no better than her. Her fat friend bully another skinny guy, by stepping on his feet so hard that you can hear the banging sound loud and clear. My mom normally describe DuaKa(big leg) as Elephant leg. His is really then the elephant leg lor. He stepped him not only once, but a few times. Stepped til the ahpek sitting beside keep on making that "jit... jit" sound.

That fat guy is also quite DISGUSTING lar. Wear those tor-kah-por (wipe feet cloth) Free T-shirt, and put a sunglasses on his head trying to act cool. Hello~ this is not even good looking at all lor. It look more like an uncle kaypo-ing here and there. BTW, he also stinks lah. I think they must be playing hide and seek or whatever early in the morning.

Bunch of disgusting people. Yucks!!!!!

Apr 20, 2010

不要逼我

movie title: monga movie
rating: 5/5

monga 真的是一部不错看的电影。虽然故事围绕着黑色会,但电影一点也不低级。他的 story and plot is VERY GOOD! action 也不用多说什么,它本来就是动作片嘛。除了是动作以外它也关于关了亲情、爱情、友情、义气... ... 也有教育的成份啦! 总而言之 this is a must watch movie for this month。我很难得才会看到那么好看的“狗语”片子,最惊讶且的是... 这是以黑色会为题材的电影,竟然能还拍得那么高级,我还有什么好挑剔的!

朋友们记得要去看!

Btw... what is san xiao? Lol
三小是闽南语谐音的结果,并不是数字「三 闽南语的原音是「啥小」,原意为「什麼 例如「摇摆啥小」= 「嚣张什麼 其中「小」在闽南语中通常表示「种」(精液 你有没有小 = 你有没有种 但在「啥小」一词中,只是个语助词 增加渺视对方的口气 会这样说的 看啥小蓝叫 挑衅话 增加渺视对方的 口气

Apr 17, 2010

meant to be forgotten

Somethings are meant to be forgotten, or are meant to be a "mystery" - Horror/paranormal films. No matter how unlogical or stupid that thing turn out to be, never ever think of those scene and storyline again! same case goes to REC2 as well as Paranormal Activities, BUT NOT ju-on lah hor.

Watched REC2 last sunday, but some scenes still "glued" in my mind, unable to remove. The Sequel (REC2) is not really as great as REC. But the "fear factor" is still there, just that some parts are very questionable. But eventually, after a few days, I finally get it.

For example, these "zombies" also got the idea of "kuey Seeo" (crowd around). They like to "storm" in together and appear in almost every pixels of the movie screen. On other occasions u can hardly find any zombie. At first I dun quite like this idea, they should have spread around. But after some thoughts, I think it is quite true and supposed to be like that lah. Let alone insects and animals, humans are also sort of "kuey seeo" living thing. Moreover these zombies are actually "transformed" from human, so they still got this "kuey seoo" mindset. Of course not all zombies will like to kuey seoo, some will still leave in their own world such as the mother of that kid(jennifer), making coffee dunno for who and for what (this part i still dun get it, how come zombies still can make coffee, maybe spanish ppl got different point of view).

Somewhere during the front part of the movie, a SWOT team member said "This place is too quiet, something is not right". This point has somehow prove the idea of "kuey seoo-ness". If these zombies had spread around in every corner, that place would not have create a creepiness to these SWOT personnel and they would not have been able to get into the penthouse. This is what we call "calm before the sea".

Another questionable part is... why that "zombie" thing still able to touch and hit normal people when it is only possible to spot it using a night vision camera. Well, at firs I also dun get the idea. But now i finally know liao lah. It is "阿飘"! Put it in another way, you can say it is poltergeist. When things move by themselve, suddenly got ppl stroke you, you hear funny noise... dun dare to continue liao! goosebumps! proceeds with my ratings. (BTW, i forget to rate many months ago de paranoral activities too)

Movie Title: REC 2
Ratings: 3.5 (straight after watching) 4 (NOW)

Movie Title: Paranormal Activities
Ratings: 2 (straight after watching) 4 (It haunts me for that one plus weeks after watching that. I even shift the position of my bed because of these movie, what do you think?)

Apr 15, 2010

是他吗?

今天在看电影前,与友人到 m1 service center 走了一趟。Guess what? 我看到了明星!绯闻多多的明星 - Mr. Liang ZQ lor!

KY: *当时正在更 service counter 的人解释他所 encounter 的 problem*
momo: *边听,边surf the phone,忽然耳边传来了很耳熟的一把声音*
Mr. Liang:小姐请问你们有............. charger..... 因为我之前跟你们买的.....
Service 小姐:我需要帮您找一找。
KY:* KY 似乎也觉得声音很熟,便 tilt 了一下头, 他这样一 tilt,就tilt 了很久*
momo:* 结果自己在 tilt 了过后很 shock!*
KY:* KY 继续“观看” Mr. Liang 到底在做什么...*
momo: *外表装作正定,内心其实很多 question 的我 很好奇地低声问了 KY 一个问题* 是他吗?
KY:yah... 是他... *KY 似乎知道我在说的是谁*
momo: *这时自己“假假”的把头转向后方,看看到底有没有很多paparazzi在follow他,but 结果看到的好像是他的老婆* 后面那个是他老婆 huh?
KY:应该是啦... after that big huha thing,他还敢更其他女人出去meh?
momo:oh~ 对hor!
Service 小姐:hmmm.... 请问你有没有带 receipt 来?
Mr. Liang:receipt huh? (然后face他的老婆)里面有receipt吗?...

之后发生了什么事就不知道了,因为朋友的problem solve 了,我们也不可能像paparazzi 一直 follow Mr. Liang around。但我可以说的是,他本人其实不矮,嗓门其实还瞒大的,老婆也没有 电视上那么老。Think 他们两正在慢慢的 get over that big huha thing le lah~ And.... 没有记者follow them around liao~ 哈哈哈哈!

我也要!

Movie Title: How to train your dragon
Rating: 4/5

本来今天应该是去看 Shutter Island 的,但 complimentary pass does not entitle us to 看新上映的电影,最后就选了 How to train your dragon.

起初 KY 也是充满着 “HUH! 那部片好看 meh?”而我的 OS 起初是 “好看 meh? 这长得四不像的东西 - 龙不像龙、壁虎不像壁虎、蛇不像蛇、。但因为周遭的人都给了很高的评价,而且那个 timeslot 似乎就只有那部电影 “能看”,就在懵懵懂懂的情况下买了戏票。

toothless 其实长得很可爱,虽然是黑黑一陀的,但他的眼睛很 kawaii,它喷的火也很漂亮。它在真实电影里比在 trailer 里好看多了!虽然 trailer 是 cut out from the actual movie,but dunno what makes it so different looking.

Storyline 很不错。Since this movie is based on some well known novels, so 它本来就不应该差到哪里去。Dreamworks 也没让观众失望,这部电影的 computer animation 很好!especially toothless 的 fire effect!!! 但我发现 Dreamworks 很喜欢用同一种眼神来迷倒观众 - 大又圆的 innocent lookin eyes!

toothless from how to train your dragon

Puss in boots from Shrek

很可爱 hor! aiyo! 我也要!lol~ 这种眼睛放在人的脸上应该很像 zombie LOL!

Apr 10, 2010

0_0

Went back to campus today for printing of reports and to settle some library matters. When everything was settled, I decided to take the stairs instead of the escalutor (somehow it is much more faster, as taking the escalator requires me to walk a longer distance)

Most of the stairs in our campus have doors (some even have two layers). So the staircase area are rather "enclosed" and sort of.... Eriee? Usually, students don't take the stairs unless it is the during peak hour, where lifts are mostly full and escalator seems like some world war evacuation scene.

As per normal, leaving the campus compund alone is a trigger for me to prepare the mp3 player. At this kind of moment, I don't usually look directly in front of me, my sights and hands will be "attracted" to the gadget. And today is no exception.

With hands busy with the gadgets and the earpiece, I push open the door with my body. Every steps I took are quite small, in order for me to be ready by the time I get to the steps. However, the scene and the aura in that "enclosed area" forbid me to take a step further. The surroundings are rather dark and quiet, and something is approaching from the top of the stairs.





I saw a white figure approaching me!!! 0_0

This woman damn scary!!! She is wearing sort of white dress (cant see clearly, but should be ight colour), length is not as long as those typical Ah piao costume. She lets down her hair and her face was facing down the ground. The way she walk is also very "ahpiao" like. She walks quite slow, every step that she took seems will jerk awhile, and her body will also swing to the left then to the right.

Wah lau!!! If you see this kind of person in the broad day light, especially in that sort of dark and quiet area, your heart will definitely pause for a few seconds. Not sure what comes over her, maybe didn't do well for her exam? (some courses already started examination). Or maybe she is sick.... or....? But frankly speaking, this ahpiao like woman should take the escalator lah! Not anyhow scare people!!!

Apr 8, 2010

你怕 "黑" 还是 "白"

Movie Title: 《咒怨:白色老女》与《咒怨:黑色少女》
Movie Rating: 1.5 (依照 20th Century Boy 的 rating,咒怨 有比 20th 好看啦)

昨晚看了 《咒怨2》。本地电影院所播放的《咒怨2》其实是 2 in 1 的 10 周年纪念版《咒怨:白色老女》与《咒怨:黑色少女》。说道《呪怨2》,可能是自己抱着太多的想吓一吓自己的期望,也可能是最近在家里看了好几部惊悚片,总之就是觉得《呪怨2》一点都不吓人也很没意思,甚至比 The Coffin 还要没意思。 Out of Sudden, 那只很 icon 的“猫叫白白小孩”不知从哪里 pop 出来,也不懂它为什么会出来。这部电影也用了 “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....!”的声音,但其实很没有必要 lor! 整部片里,比较多的时间是在把这些 bits and pieces 拼凑在一起,而不是专心的被“阿飘”吓。因为这整部电影的连接性/剪接很乱,就有如一份没有经过 refined 的 report,这里 cut 那里 paste。

说道《咒怨:白色老女》,这个“白色老女”比较像个神经婆多过像只“阿飘”(看一看我 embed 的 trailer,最后一个part show 了那位 “白色老女”,walau! 实在~有够搞笑的)。整个《咒怨:白色老女》根本就是个搞笑片咯!片中虽然有些血腥的部份,但也没有很scary到要把眼睛闭起来。这些 scene 你还是可以 open your eyes big big huh,好像 auntie 去 wet market 买鱼,看人家怎么杀鱼的那种 scene。我们都知道有些恐怖片会利用 sound effect 让观众“早早的做好心理准备”,这部片当然也不例外。有一个 part 是 sound effect 做到实在有够吓人 (也 dilly dally 了很久),in the end 什么都没有,只出现一只 teddy bear。


而说道《咒怨:黑色少女》,它也没有恐怖到哪里去。有些人物没有交代的很清楚,不知道到底有没有死。而且故事也稍微比较平淡,所以没有那种皮疙瘩的恐怖。但是值得赞扬的是这个part的女主角,演技还不赖,演得挺吓人的。

总得来说, momo 认为“黑色少女”有比“白色老女”恐怖。但不得不说,两部依然无法跟之前的咒怨系列相比。这种恐惧感,一天过去了就不会再来了,甚至看了也不会有很大的 “看后忧郁症”。


Apr 3, 2010

Errr..

Confused over various Greek Gods/Goddess of Olympus and their descendants, I decided to wiki for info regarding to them. To my surprise, Zeus actually err..... eh.... has desire for Ganymede - a Trojan Prince. He actually abducted him to Olympus and make him the cup-bearer to the gods as well as his lover. Yes! His lover. Surprise hor?!! Gosh! Zeus is gay?


God! Don't punish me if i have mistaken. I'm only reproducing the facts which I have "researched" from Wiki.

Apr 2, 2010

To eat? or not to eat?

Movie: School Days With A Pig
Rating: 3.5/5

Have just watched a movie titled "School days with a pig" thru MioTV.

This movie is about a primary school teacher suggest to his primary 6 students that they will together raise a pig, as a way to teach “the real connection between life and food.” He also proposed that they will eat the pig when it is fully grown. And that deadline will be their graduation day. Most of the scenes are about the obstacles these students have encountered when raising the pig, and how they manage to overcome the problems and learn from this experience.

As the dateline drawing nearer, the teacher started facing displeasures from his colleagues and the parents of his students. Students themselves also begin to quarrel over the fate of that pig - whether to stick with the initial plan or let other classes to raise the pig when they graduated.

According to the Synopsis, this movie is actually based on a true story. Some of the scene are really quite emotional. Some are just quite draggy. However, this film does let me start to ponder about the simple things in life that we might have taken for granted. Hmmm.....


Apr 1, 2010

Thank you leh! Bishan Junction 8 Golden Village!

Movie title: Clash of the Titans
Ratings: 3/5 (0.5 points deducted due to the failure of some movie theatre lah!)

Have just watched the "Clash of the Titans". Hmmm... It did not really meet my expectations. Perhaps after watching the trailer of this movie, I've set standards that are too high for it. Well, the computer graphics and effects are pretty really GOOD! Storyline is abit of neither here nor there lah~

How on Earth... Oh~ should be how on heaven can Zeus initially not know that Perseus is his son. This movie make it sounds like Zeus has to be reminded that he actually has got a demigod son. Another questionable thing is.... there is this lady, who is actually also a demigod and has secretly watch over Perseus all along. She once mentioned that because she has rejected the love by a god, and therefore she is being cursed. The curse is that she will lead an immortal life - never dies. In the end? Just one stab from a "man", and she is killed - perished and turn into light or dust or whatever you wanna call it. Oh yah, some part of the show is somehow or somewhat identical to Percy Jackson. Hmmmm.... maybe because legends or myth are supposed to be like that de lah.

Actually I missed that ending part of the show... RRrrrr! thanks to Bishan Junction 8 Golden Village lor. the movie supposed to produce very nice or superb sound effect, and yet i heard nothing...

There is this part where Hades released a creatures (dunno how to spell its name, but look like the one from FFX lah hor). Haiyo! minutes before that scene the theatre suddenly went into "Silent Mode". Guess what sound system down? for like dunno how many minutes ah, totally silence. thanks to some students sitting behind me, they started creating DIY sound effects... WarghhhH!!! Arghhh!! Help Help! Bishhhhhhhh....Shpppppp... all sort of nonsense. Thank you huh Bishan Junction 8 Golden Villege!!! forced all these poor kids to go haywire...

In this kind of circumstances, i thought they will actually rewind that scene when they finally sort out what has happened to their system. So, I went to the toilet to relief myself first lah. No lor, when i came back, they did not rewind.... continue lor... i totally missed the part on how perseus killed that damn monster with Medusa head. Damn it!!!! thanks to Bishan Junction 8 Golden Village lor! thank you leh... what a good experience I have with Bishan Junction 8 Golden Village lor!