looking back at 2010...

Year 2010 will walked into history in about 45min. Given that this shall be the last post for this year, I shall look back at year 2010. Year 2010 is a year full of surprises, travelling, vomiting, lim-jiu-ing, overcoming, "auntie-ing" and... etc etc etc.

Surprises
So many friends and people have been surprised this year, and that include me as well. mk kannah surprised by the "dream like" celebration, laoniang kannah surprised by the secret admirer, dali kannah double (upsize) surprises, me kannah surprised by the pyjamas party and how the cake managed to "survive", so on and so fourth.

travelling
Travelled to so many places (Kota Kinabalu, JB, Batam, Phuket, Melaka, KL... ) within a year. Thanks to friends and family who made it possible. They are such a good and once in a while experience. Those nice nice hotel rooms, nice nice mountain, nice nice sea, nice nice beaches, nice nice food, nice nice people, nice nice shopping products...

vomiting/lim-jiu-ing
This is a year of vomiting for me,i supposed? never in my life have i vomit so much. Aiyah! no choice, lim too much jiu liao! anyway, i just vomit a few days ago. HA! got myself the title of vomit boy in the end. Hope i dun get use to this feeling, and got myself into trouble. Only know how to vomit!

overcoming
The final year of studies is totally a night mare for me. So many course works, assignments, subjects to conquer! and not forgetting my final year project. The project supervisor is totally useless anyway? they gave you no supervision just problems and more problems! anyway, finally complete the studies liao, though not really that happy with some of the results, but what to do! this is life, you cant always get what you want.

auntie-ing
with our life get interfered by people from all around the world. the auntie-nism in me got activated! really miss those days when our public transport seems so spacious, everywhere we go we see singaporean, we know this is singapore, we know we are living in singapore, we know we are protecting singapore, we know this is home. NOW! i feel like i'm just another auntie, walked into a wierd island, full of people from everywhere ard the earth. think i will continue my role of being an auntie when needed.

Anyway! happy new year to everyone!!! have a nice nice year ahead! all the best to me and everyone! yohohoho~ yohohoho~

yohohoho yohohoho~

Cham lor! today is christmas eve, and tomorrow will be christmas le. I dun feel that festive mood leh. is just like another... cooling day? Santa still fails to visit me or comes to visit the town every year. I still don't see the reindeer in our hot climate country, and that makes me doubt whether they really exist.

I start to think christmas is not a day wish and wait for ur wish to be granted anymore. Hmmm... pretty sad right? Dun need to wish liao peep! I think it will be even faster just to get it done by yourself! LOL

Alright, no harm wishing anyway. LOL! Santa i want a lottery ticket that confirm strike! one piece of slip, very light one lah hor? it doesn't take up much of yours or reindeer's energy. WAHAHAHAHA! aiya! think you wont be sending it anyway lah, u r so busy every year. =X

Merry christmas to all~


yohohoho yohohoho~

小人物的心声

大家看新闻（话语）时，不知是否有察觉到，本国的新闻，把许多国家的华语名称都更换了。换的很搞笑！就有如中国历史片常把 Great Britain 称为 “大不列颠”！

而如果大家有长看新闻的话，你应该会听到以下新的名称...

Indonesia （印尼） -----〉印度尼西亚
Australia （澳洲）------〉澳大利亚
New Zealand （纽西兰）--〉新西兰
etc etc etc

为什么本来用了那么久的名称，会忽然便的那么搞笑。某某真的是很好奇！以某某的推理，可能是我国“流入”了大批的“支 那 人”（所谓的外来人才）。而那大国也因为地大，国大，声音大，力大，什么都大！所以有能力嘲笑他人，并用了很古怪的华语名称来“形容”其他国家。实在“哀”啊！活在这地小，国小，声音小，人民小的国家里，我们越来越不能做自己。本来用的名称（从 kopitiam 的饮料 到 国家名称），在短短的几年里，全都快换光了！teh~ 都变成了“茶”，kopi 都已称为 咖啡，米录 都已取代了 tak-Q / milo... 再过几年，当本国以没有任何东西能让他国学习时，或者自己人都渐渐消失时，我国的国号可能也会走向背改的命运，而 “新 jia 坡”这名称将走进历史，取而代之的将会是 “唱 家 坡”。人民将改唱 “我的家（我问天）~ 我的家（我问天）~ 它到底在哪里（甘会冻麦崇治）”

Anway, we are not alone! 香港也似乎面对了与我们同样的问题 - "外" 来人才~

pinky and greeny day

Finally!!! i got my new IC (replaced). I thought there will be a long queue for the collection of IC. Surprisingly, I just have to approach a specific counter and get it straight away. Dun even have the need to take queue no. or spend the rest of your day there.

I'm also quite surprise that the new NRIC look rather different from the previous one. Firstly, my photo look younger! hahahaha! not that LAO uncle photo anymore. wierd eh? i dunno why i look so old when i took that photo (previous ic) in primary or sec sch! If i show that IC and said it belong to my father, no one will not believe me lor.

Besides the photo, some info is not shown in the new IC anymore. MY BLOOD TYPE! blood type info used to be shown in the nric de, but not the new nric. Hmmm..... maybe the garment afraid that organisations or employers hire people base only on blood type... den emotional people like the ABs can only stick to mediacorp... WHY? because we are TOO DRAMA liao! hahaha!

Oh! and the word "REPUBLIC OF SINGAPORE". It used to be black, but now this wordings are in bling bling PINK. and instead of only one photo, there are another small photo below the main photo...

Finally feel like i'm officially singaporean again. becoz all these while i either carry no identity cards around =X or carry my 11B act as if like I'm some military personnel. HAHAHA! so.... since now i got my pink nric, i feel like this is my ORD-II. I'm civilian (SG) again! Ha!

Anyway, after collecting my IC, went to jason's graduation parade @ PLC. haiyo! everything is still to "rush to wait, wait to rush". So many things have changed in the "outside" world, but this kind of situation just never change. waited for one hour plus then the whole parade finally start. they should have start it on time, then those poor parade people may not have the need to kannah rain liao lor. purposely wait for the rain to start huh?. Hello?! GOH is not the rain leh!

with nothing to do while waiting for the parade to start, can only take pictures... take pictures... take pictures (they are roughly the same scene anyway) and... gossip~ aiyah! this is me lah hor? LOL! anyway, the food at the reception is quite nice. i feel like going for a second round, but the queue just never stop for the vegetarian side. by the time i'm about to go for my second round. most of the dishes already FINISHED! ::>_<:: wah lau! typical singaporean we have, and the whole fridge of ice cream also run out just within 10minutes. 10 minutes only leh!!!! anyway, some interesting part: - dunno what the mc is talking about. they are mumbling throughout the whole event - saf band so chuey today. the trumpet just "hun" throughout some song. (for eg. bii~ bi~ bii~ bi~ biiii~~ bi~ becomes bi~ bi~ _ _ _ _ biiiiiii~) one word - CHUEY! - some funny scenes at the distingush honour (prize) presentation ceremony - aunties at the back keep on whinning - uncle keep on saying there are no markings on the parade square. but... hello?! the parades squares are full of yellow tape - when parents are changing the ranks, the whole parade square is full of umbrellas and seems like in a chaos. that scene look like something that we can only see outside "guang yin miao" at "si ma lu". HA! - etc etc etc.


some photos to share; these are taken during the "wait and wait" session and also during the parade.

Leader's square in the 1950s


Leader's square... NOW


a particular company line in the 50s...



in the 80s...


NOW...
wah~ building still the same!!!and "bu mei bu hui" also came to the parade! HAHAHA! actually just some magic performed by my phone





parade forming up ever since 1950s...

still forming...

finally fomed!

this uncle waited for 60yrs for the parade to form up... bu mei bu hui wait till she passed away and become ghost liao~


if i didn't see the specialist creed, i only know that they "recited": i..... i.... i.... WITH MY LIFE!!! LOL

the chaotic scenes that i have talked about previously... remind me of "si ma lu" guang yin temple during rainy days

Playing with my life

My sore throat sort of recover, in a better condition as compare to yesterday. But the symptoms of the flu are rather severe, my nose keep on "running" non stop, forming the next "natural" water fall. Initially I have no intention to get out of house to attend my RT. But... Thinking that there might be rain, and all the exercise might not be that strenuous, i decided get myself ready to get out.

BUT!!! haiyo, heaven is not on my side today, the rain only lasted for about 20minutes. So.... RT is back to RUN RUN RUN! JUMP JUMP JUMP! Before going for my first run, i thought my body is not ready to handle the additional physical stress from a run. Therefore, i'm mentally prepared that i may just fall out any moment. Guess what? in my current situation, i'm still able to run a total of 4.6km plus those additional static activities. Wah! unbelievable!!! xiaoming must have transfer his energy to me! This is like testing my stamina... or should i say playing with my life?

HA! But..... think i really used up all my energy in today's RT session. I straight away head for my bed after I have reached home. den kun for about 2 hours to recharge my battery.

Anyway, there was a damn scary incident just now. I was at level one, waiting for the lift. But the lift somehow got stuck at level 7 and couldn't come down. I was like "Wah lau! newly renovated/developed lift so ko-yat one ah? so fast spoilt liao?" Fortunately, after minutes of waiting, the lift finally show signs of coming down. In the end, when the lift approaches level 1.... ... ... i saw a long haired lady standing very near to the door. She was wearing red, and she let her hair down. the ventilation in our new lift seems rather strong too. Why? her hair is dancing in the lift! wah lau! i thought i saw a female ghost! she was alone, long black hair, pale looking face, no emotion and her hair is even flying all the way. i was so scared that i took a step back. Auntie ah! u r trying to sia si ren meh?

My advice to everyone... please! please! please! don't let ur hair down if u r wearing red. and please don't be so fierce looking when u r wearing red. MACHIAM LIKE GHOST AH!

Sick enough to "die"

This late morning, i was awakened by the miserable feeling of my throat. Gosh! It is so dry that the it seems like having a drought in there! Since my body is also kinda warm, i thought it was due to the hot weather out there.

However, after drinking so many cups of water, the dryness just wont go away. The throat is constantly having "pain" and my body sort of feverish. It was then when my body have got some form of "pain", I noticed... I'm SICK!

Argghhh! my throat is BURNING! It is so "Gang Kor" (Xin ku in Hokkien). Is like something stuck there, and you have no ways to get it off. Thinking that taking some "pipa gao" and have a good nap might help, i went to do so. But NO LOR! After taking a nap, my throat is even TERRIBLE! I feel as if some chef is slicing your throat from the inside!!!! MY THROAT IS SOOOO DRY! MY THROAT IS BURNING!!! I feel like dying!

Phobia of watermelon

Was watching kangxi (yesterday's episode), and it was about what some artists have phobia and are afraid of. Some things that they have phobia of may sounds ridiculous, but it somehow brought back memories on one of the phobia that I once had.

Well, I once have phobia of watermelon. Pretty odd right? The moment someone serve a plate of water melon or mention that word, i must "SIAM" or make my way to the gents.



There actually is a story behind it, and it happened when i was around the age of 9? (around primary 3)...
It was new year, and as usual, grandma cut fruits for all of us. Nothing, except water melon for that night's "fruit tasting" session. As I was sibey "tam jiak" at that age, i ate plenty of watermelon. Not sure how much i actually ate, but it just made me fell sick that very night! I suspect my stomach got too full, and for that whole night i kept vomiting. Ever since, that "awful" taste of water melon kept haunting me for about 5 or 6 years.

I know it sounds absurd. And should blame myself for being too "tam jiak", instead of pushing the blame on watermelon. But you know? water melon has got this very strong watermelon smell. Especially when you eat it till that white-green part. That taste of the juice is erm.... how to describe? If it was in the past, i might use "euw~" to describe it. And now? Hmmm.... they are... usually bland lor. LOL!

For that 5 or 6 years, whenever someone mention watermelon to, it will remind me of that "awful" taste and I would have that feel of vomiting. Anyway, I manage to get over it during secondary sch days. I forgotten how and why I got over it. But if i did not remember wrongly, my first approach is to try it a little by a little, and never to eat too much.

Anyway, there is still some phobia that i can never overcome... clowns and cockroaches!!! EEEKKKK!

Poke Ur Birthday

Found this interesting facts about my birthday through pokemybirthday.com : Site that Pokes Your Birthday!


Poke My Birthday on 29.August.1985

On your Way to Your Birthday on 29.August.1985:
You were born on Thursday on 29.August.1985 and you think this is your oldest day of your life history but you are sadly wrong. Let's surprise you:
23.October.1984, Tuesday, (Your birthday -310 days):
On 23.October.1984, Tuesday, your father has produced the semen that will be half of you soon.

He produced 1000 sperms every second of his life and you will be be lucky one out of 500 million sperm he sent on their way in the conceivement. You may find interesting to know that if he had drunk (or not drunk) coffee on this Tuesday morning, you might born completely as someone else (for instance in the opposite sex) as kafein changes the speed of male sperms.
7.November.1984, Wednesday (Your birthday -295 days):
Today your mother ad her last menstrual cycle and started building up the egg, that will be the other half of you.

After today, she will not have this cycle again for a very long time (thanks to you!). She spent Wednesday as moody, anxious, short-tempered and you should be glad, you were not around her that day!
22.November.1984, Thursday (Your birthday -280 days):
Your mother's egg is ready to build the other half of you and your father and your mother got together to make you.

But there is still no "you" around so don't get excited much. It can take several hours for your father's sperm to reach your mother's egg and now it is just on its way out.
23.November.1984, Friday (Your birthday -279 days):
Out of 500 million sperm on their way to your mother's egg, the sperm which built you has won the race by coming first and the sperm and the egg is became one to make your very first cell. Do you see how lucky your half (the sperm) be by winning coming up first among 500 million other rivals? Never tell you are not lucky anymore!

We can call Friday, 23.November.1984 as your "first day alive" because this is when you are a living entity, an embryo, congratulations! Although you are just a 1 cell creature today your unique DNA is also formed so your future destiny like your sex, height, physical apperance, intelligence, characteristic and vulnability to certain dissesases is already been determined.
7.December.1984, Friday (Your birthday -265 days):
If your mother is an intelligent women, she would have suspected that she is pregnant at 7.December.1984, Friday. She is not very sure yet but she is suspicious. We hope she was excited and joyed, not worried.
14.December.1984, Friday (Your birthday -258 days):
Today your mother is telling your father about her pregrancy and he is celebrating to be a daddy!

Day 14.December.1984, Friday is also important in that, your heart has pumped for the first time today. We don't know if it is a coincedence that your father learned about you in the very day, your heart first pumped!
28.February.1985, Thursday (Your birthday -182 days):
Your parents could have lawfully got an abortion until 28.February.1985, Thursday so this is also an important day of your life. Today they decided you should live!

We are glad they didn't otherwise, we'd lose one site visitor in pokemybirthday.com.
29.August.1985, Thursday(Your birthday):
You are born to a cruel world. Happy birthday little buddy! We hope you remember to enjoy your life which was a big journey from day minus 310 to today.

PIAK!

Finally got my ear pierced. Well, i did inform my mom that i gonna pierce my ear. But she seems not pretty much interest, or does not have much reaction. Maybe she thought this will be another "talk only, never act" case. Tuesday (7 December), the third day after i got my first ear hole.... my mom still never notice it, or should i say... is she don't have the chance to see it?

Sunday: Reached home at around 11plus, and mom already in bed. She did woke up and talk to me, but she didn't see it due to "angle" or blur vision (as she just got up for "toilet" break)

Monday: She was away for work, and I was out from evening till 2plus (which is one hour ago). So... by the time i reached home, she has already in deep sleep liao. Sooo.... still no chance to see again. HAHAHA!

Tuesday (nor or later): hmmm.... i think she may or may not see it. Since i will be away from evening till night for RT. So.... the earliest timing she can notice it is.... 9plus or 10pm? Not very sure if she will notice it or not. Depend on fate liao lor. 不打都打了 hahaha!

Anyway, there isnt really much pain when i got my ear pierced. only feel that impact and the kinda loud "PIAK" sound. the next thing that you know is....you need to pay $ liao. HAHAHA! Hmmm.... and not to the extend of a need to cry or saying KNN in your heart. But the other two (friends) do feel some pain. Hmmm... i do feel a little bit of something/pain, but is like 20minutes later when i nod my head. HA! Slow-Mo ah?

Think i'm sort of paranoid over the possibility of any infection or blaa blaa blaaa... HOPE NOT! MUST NOT! google around for information and I found this:


这是一些打完后的耳洞护理

• 打完耳洞后，洗脸、睡觉时都要避免挤压耳朵，并保持耳洞干燥通风。
• 保持每日旋转耳针，避免耳针与皮肤粘连，促进伤口愈合。
• 坚持每日涂医用酒精消毒，这一点对刚打完耳洞的人非常非常重要。
• 耳针和针托不要扣得太紧，否则容易引起肿胀，最好留有一定的空隙 打耳洞的第一天，打完两小时之后转动耳钉，这个时候耳洞还很小，所以要忍住疼，这样耳洞就转开了。尽早的换上塑料，金银制的耳钉，最晚三天。再晚容易发炎。再接下去的几天擦点消炎的东西，如果怕粘，就擦酒精，不过有点疼，怕疼得可以擦点红霉素眼药膏，一周之后大概就定型了，谨记在扎了耳洞的一个月内不要总是换耳钉，这样会让刚恢复的耳洞周围的皮肤受伤，感染，这都是经验之谈。
• 然后是用酒精擦耳朵 （不用摘耳钉）。 一定要用医用棉签，一天擦2~3次，睡觉前一定要擦一次
• 最好尽量不要沾水。洗头发，洗澡一定要注意。

在穿耳洞后的一、两个月内每天用棉签沾酒精擦拭耳洞前后缝隙（耳钉不要摘），将灰尘、细菌清理干净，然后轻轻转动一下耳钉，让酒精渗入耳洞内起到消毒作用。

三个月后一周至少两次护理耳洞（耳钉可摘可不摘），如果摘掉耳钉擦拭时可轻轻挤一下耳洞，如果有分泌物就清理干净，再把耳钉戴上，每次摘耳钉或戴耳钉前都要先用酒精棉消毒耳钉，再摘戴，这是个好的卫生习惯。

打耳洞初期，要坚持佩戴耳钉，否则一夜间便能长上；三个月后可以每周休息一二天；半年后伤口愈合，就可随意佩戴了。


Anyway, sort of sia suay when i first turn it. I thought it will be quite painful, so i took a deep breath before turning it. But after turning it for quite some time, I didnt feel anything actually. So i thought only my hand moved, but not the earing. After confirming with derek on the "process", then i know i already turned it liao. haiyo!

hmmm....think there is new things to buy for next new year liao. but i need to settle somrthing more important now... my cravings! Suddenly, I have got crave for Azuki. WHERE TO FIND AZUKI this timing? Rrrr....

ajmll

More fries please =)

Many years ago, McDonald's french fries were proved to be vegan. But then, some years later, news reported that McDonald's french fries were in fact not vegetarian at all. They either contain beef fat in them, or it uses natural flavouring powder that contained beef extract (depending on the region).

In the end, vegetarians were outraged by the news and decided to sue Mcdonalds instead. The lawsuit eventually went successful. To some vegetarian out there, they feel that these fries are not even "safe" to be consume. No one knows if the cooking oil used is "pure" or recycled. Some decided to "boycott" the brand just for safety.

Recently, I decided to check up on this topic again. Well, I'm glad that Mcdonalds (local) already posted these information on their website.

KENG & "SHARE"

THE TWO CHAO KENG CLOWNS
Can you believe that there are people who can even CHAO KENG while doing warm up exercises?! Asking them to move their arms or move their legs seems to be tooooo difficult for them. It is as if those exercises are going to break their bones any minute. The way of chao keng can totally make one goes speechless. Simple warm up exercises such as side stretch (put ur left/right hand over your head, then bend towards the right/left) also can keng?! Pretty amazing right? This particular guy, whom I've just seen during the RT session, simply PLACE his hand on top of the head... then his body never even move at all. Machiam like his hand weight at least 70KG, too heavy to lift up, must rest it on his head. WA LAU! I see liao feeling like slapping that guy. Side stretch only leh! and exercise just started leh! need to KENG until like that meh?

Then ah... This person de friend also KENG! Do jumping jacks only also wanna KENG! The way he KENG totally turn him into some idiot clown! He simply swing his left hand and lift his left leg up... then swing his right hand and lift his right leg up. Wa liew eh... I see liao damn pek chek. Is do jumping jacks leh, not asking you to do jumping clowns or perform in some circus.

Warm up exercise only, and yet both of them can KENG here and there. How about the rest of those strenuous static exercises? You're right! KENG ALSO LOR! Feel like slapping this two guys. If you wanna keng, you might as well go to the very back, Stand there, don't do anything lah! or simply declare yourself a last minute status/excuse lah. You are just wasting the very limited space that others are trying to find.

DISGUSTING WAY OF "WASHING UP"
After washing up, I walked to the basin to "style" my hair. But I'm very disgusted by the act of some "uncle"who is using the basin behind me...

The postion is like that:
--- BASIN 1 --- --- BASIN 2 ---
( no people ) ( "uncle" )
VERY SMALL WALK WAY
( momo ) (another guy)
--- BASIN 3 --- --- BASIN 4 ---

You can believe it what that uncle is doing at the basin. He washed his armpit at the basin! I repeat again... WASH! not WIPED! WASH!!! he lifted up his hand, then spread the water to his armpit. Though did not do it infront of me, but the scene is very disturbing. Some more he spread the water with so much force that some droplets of water "land" onto my leg! Aiyer! I JUST FINISH WASH UP LEH! feel like slapping this "uncle" also. If you wanna wash ur armpit, do so at the shower cubicle lah! Is not as if there are no showering facilities! Do you need to be soooooo "sharing"? Share with us the correct way of washing armpit? Totally buay tahan!

Rrrrr!!! Phase 2 of RT is like so many days. Though I'm not going there from monday to thursday! But 3 sessions per week is like going there everyday lor. ::>_<::
momo wanna run faster, momo wanna jump further, momo wanna pull better!

Beware of Lucky Numbers!

All the while, I have been thinking of keeping my spare "m1" number till next year... and most probably port it over to other telco such as Singtel. However, I recall something, which is known as "Lucky Number" or "Golden Number".

Though all Telcos in Singapore offer number portability, but I remember reading articles on customers that have to pay extra charges upon porting their number to other service provider.

Well, after google-ing around. I'm right! Most cases happened to customers who were initially under m1. When these customers received their final bill, they did not expect to pay something that is known as 'lucky number fee levy'.


News Article: Blindsided by irony of 'lucky' levy for number portability
Source: AsiaOne

ABOUT two years ago, my wife, teenage son and I went to a MobileOne (M1) open house at Jurong Point atrium to sign up for an M1 line.

We selected the phone we wanted, chose from a list of numbers and signed the contract.

The sales promoter only highlighted to us that should we prematurely terminate our contract or downgrade our plan before the end of the two-year contract, we would be required to pay a penalty.

Note that I was just given a list of numbers to choose from and no special mention was made about this list. It was the usual practice of choosing a number from a list and nothing was said about the number I chose being a 'lucky' number when I signed the contract.

When my contract ended last month, I signed up with SingTel, taking advantage of the number portability scheme.

Imagine my surprise when I received my final M1 bill and it showed a charge of $100 for a 'lucky number fee levy' to port the number to SingTel.

There was nothing lucky about the number I chose. It was a random choice from a list. I would not have chosen that number or signed with M1 if it had been highlighted to me that the number was not portable or I would have to pay a fee of $100 to port it.

What is the point of the Infocomm Development Authority pushing for number portability if telcos can put in a clause in their contract that says otherwise?

This is the first time I have heard of a 'lucky number fee levy'. So to those about to sign a new contract with a telco, you should check if there is a cost involved if you port your number - in case the sales promoter conveniently forgets to mention it, as in my case.

'unlucky' number or just pay up and blame myself for being unlucky. What irony - and all because of a 'lucky' number

What are 'lucky' numbers?
According to M1's website, "lucky" numbers are defined as mobile phone numbers containing one of the following:
- have four similar last digits (eg. 3333);
- contain repeating numbers (eg. 4545, or 5445);
- have numbers that appear in sequence (eg. 4567).


Gosh! I don't remember the m1 promoter telling me this "levy" thing as well! From the source, I'm sure my spare m1 number (9XX67676) should be a "Lucky" number liao. Hmmm... Think is time for me to re-consider whether to keep this spare number...

more to come... teary eyes

Felt so sorry for one of One Piece character - Zoro. I dropped my tears for background stories of all Strawhat pirate crew except for Zoro. And I even shed tears for Robin on two consecutive episodes lor. This is crazy! Aiyah! Episode 19 de fault lor, I skipped that particular episode as I was not able to load it. Though i eventually get to watched it somehow, but i already roughly know what had happened. Therefore, the feel to "cry" is not there liao... Well, treat it as a chance to save my tears for one episode. HaHaHa!

Touching moments in One Piece that trigger my tears...

- When Shank save Luffy from the shark attack
- Nami's stabbed her arm and her struggle to free the village from Arlong
- Usopp's childhood story on why he always yell "Pirates!"
- when Sanji left the bartie restaurant
- Chopper's background and the part when he left the..."iceland" with Sakura all around
- When the pirates leaving Arabasta, showing the "X" mark to Vivi
- the friendship of Norland and Calgara and when the bell ring again in Skypiea
- The childhood days of Robin

Hmmm... I think there are more to come. =.= Rrrr... still got RT later. Sibei Sianzzz. but it seems like there will be a downpur later. And for the past few RTs that I have attended, it had been raining!!! Does RT stands for Remedial Training ro.... Raining Time? Something to ponder about!

F**KING HURT?

I was google-ing for info on earlobe pimples and piercing, and I come across this video. This video is so LOL... that guy's reaction to piercing really laugh the hell out of me! WAHAHAHA! I was laughing all the way! His "Auwwww!!!.... F**KING xxx..." is so epic.

HAI~ (RT n WGM2)

went for my rt-ippt just now. a big big HAI!!! though i passed my running but i failed my sbj and chinup. Fail again!!! sibeh sianzzz... it seems like after ORD, i can no longer pass all the ippt stations. is either i fail sbj/chinup or i will fail my running. FAIL FAIL FAIL! failing of this ippt means im automatically enrolled to RT phase 2. Damn Sianzzzz! ANOTHER 4 more weeks (12 sessions)

just watched We Got Married (adam couple), and it brightens my mood a little bit. cant believe that this "couple"/couple is already together for one year liao. and thats mean... i've been following this show for one year le. anyway, the adam couple (JoKwon and GaIn) talked about the need to record a new version of their iconic song - we fell in love. HAHA! the recording scene is so LMAO (laugh my ass out).



They also complained about the song producer for "Nagging", IU and seulong. Why? they pointed out that the producer for "we fell in love" should not be too greedy. After "we fell in love" was produced, the producer done "Nagging" straight away. They feel that the producer should have chosen them to sing "Nagging" instead of Seulong and IU. HAHAHA! quite true lah, because the lyrics seems like it is tailored specially for the adam couple.

Anyway, thanks to this show that i get to know about BEG (their song - SIGN and Abracadabra...dot dot dot dot dot LOL!) and also many other korean band...

You'll be back. a MUST!

*looking at those hair that was being cut away (left on the floor), i felt like my hair and I were both singing 2PM de song - i'll be back*

my hair: I’ll be back, you’re going to look for me again. I’ll come back then, because there is no one who can love you as much as I do
momo: You’ll be back, you’re going to come back to me, that’s why I’m letting you go
my hair: I know it, you can’t live without me, I’ll be back

HAI!!!! My hair is ruined!!! my precious fringe IS GONE!!!! I felt like i was being raped! The hairdresser cut so many of my hair. she also commented "哇！剪了很多头发leh" I feel like killing the hairdresser somehow. All i asked of the haidresser is to cut my sides short. She did ask me what kind of style i fond of... and i asked her what kind of style is suitable for my face shape.

hairdresser: 不然我帮你把里面剪短，外面留长...
momo: huh? 会不会很难style?
hairdresser: 不会，很容易的。不过因为你看起来比较像是honest的type,所以最好不要style到太过spike的那种发型。
momo: orh... then ok lor...
hairdresser: 这个发型很像小猪的头发
momo: =) *OS: 奇怪！每次剪头发这些人都说小猪小猪！我没有很迷他leh*

*cut cut cut* and i can see that alot of hair was cut away, and my sides is very cooling.

hairdresser: 前面要不要剪？
momo: erm... 修一下okay lah~
hairdresser: 剪liao hor... aiyah! 很快长回来的啦 哈哈哈！
momo: hurhurhur
hairdresser: 不过因为你额头高所以不好剪太多hor.
momo: orh

*cut cut cut* HUH?!! half of my fringe is gone! i felt like crying!

hairdresser: 哇！剪了很多头发leh~ 你多久剪一次头发？两个月huh?
momo: hurhur *fake smile* 差不多两个月...

*blow blow blow* blow away all the hair. and my heart is crying inside.

hairdresser: 我帮你style一下
momo: 可以~ 谢谢~ ::>_<::

Frankly speaking, looking it from top to bottom, left to right... i dunno which part of the hair look like xiao zhu de style. maybe is xiao zhu = piggy... ALL I WANT IS THE SIDE TO BE SHORT... IN THE END THE WHOLE LOOK BECOME VERY AH BENG!!!! I"M NOT GOING TO DOWNTOWN EAST TO KILL PEOPLE LEH!!!! haiyo! Even my mom who always prefer me to have short hair also comment that the hair looks ugly - "aiyo 你剪头发啊？很难看leh!"

Now i lost one of my hobby - playing with my fringe. Normally, at home, i will let my fringe dance in the air. letting them swing from the left to the right... then see them bounce. NOW THEY ARE GONE!!! they are so short. they can dance no more and they look very stiff to dance. ::>_<:: You'll be back! My dear fringe... I'll see you two months later. Let's make a pact!

la la la la la

was sourcing for nice korean song and found some nice korean jazz music. woot! these band are impressive and guess what? they are the same company as Classiquai. Perhaps their company de artiste mainly focus on this kind of genre? (i mean not to the kpop type de). Hmmm i think i need to categorise my playlist into different genre de =|

Anyway, come across a rather 尴尬 scene just now. After my short trip to the library, i decided on going home straight. when i reached my void deck, i came across a couple - both the main lead of the awkward scene. The couple are in total BLACK (from tees to shorts and flip flop), and they were both walking some distance and infront of me. the guy, who is fat, look like some ah beng, while the girl, with colored hair, look like some ah lian. Knowing that the guy is holding a cigarette, and because of the recent "slashing" inccident in AMK, I decided to take bigger footsteps so as to overtake them and at the same time not letting myself to be a passive smoker.

BUT! so suay!!! this couple is living in the same block as me! Alright, never mind... but... guess what? SAME BLOCK AND EVEN THE SAME LEVEL. Frankly speaking, this is the first time i see this couple! And my OS was... "Errr.... i didn't stare at them just now hor? and they can't be following me up just to kill me bah?" anyway, when this sentence flash across my mind. this couple start kissing one another. I was like.... Errrrr.... Hello? I'm still here! can you stop behaving so intimately and treat me as something from another dimension - xiaoming de friend. I don;t even know where should i place my eyes. glad that they only kiss from level 2 till the lift reach level 6. If they kissing from pasir ris all the way till boon lay, right in fron of me, I'm not sure what kind of crazy things i gonna do. Ha!

Ibadi - Morning Call


Winterplay - Gypsy Girl


Winterplay - Happy Bubble


Horan , Haewon - Sweet Bubble

ONE PIECE of advise

Aiyah! finally know why i can cry even when watching anime. Though The storyline plays a part.... but the main "fault" lie on the TV and also the way i sit. While watching OP just now... my tears rolling down again. DAMN!

there are certain previous episodes which are rather touching as well, but i didn't even drop a single tear. Making a "comparison", I den noticed that the episodes that I cried is when I'm relaxing on the couch and watching it through my 32 inch monitor (TV). Maybe the sitting position plays a part... and the screen size is big enough to create that mood and atmosphere. HA! viewing through 32 inch really make a HUGE differemce!

怪人一大堆！

On sunday, before heading to my aunt house, I met up with kwang and derek for dinner. And I noticed that we have plenty of "wierdos" and irritating people in Singapore.

As usual, the "dark chocolate" will always be in my "most hated" list. Why? This is their "SIN"...

YOU BLIND IS IT?!
There was this "dark chocolate" that bumb into me so hard and yet he did not apologise for his "misbehave". I feel like my shoulder is going to crack. "Low fat" (Skinny) dark chocolate like him can actually be so powerful siah! Gosh! Am i too "white" or too "small" that he cant see properly? I think his must be partially BLIND!

YOU STUPID IS IT?!
when we were shopping in NTUC, I noticed that all these dark chocolate are stupid.... or maybe they are lazy people.
1) a dark chocolate people place an item back on the shelf, very considerate right? NOPE! he placed a packet of LAUNDRY powder on MILK powder shelves!
2) a dark chocolate people place a bottle of JAM on the nutrition bar shelves.
3) a "box" of dark chocolate block the whole passage way... guess what they do? STARE at that ONE packet of laundry powder.
4)... ... ... ... too many to mention... ... ... ...

YOU NO BRAIN IS IT?!
kwang and derek decided to buy milk tea as.... desert? well, the sweet talk auntie is very forgetful or XIN BU ZAI YAN! the order is chocolate milk tea w/o pearl but add jelly. In the end she seems like doesn't get the order, and it turn out to be chocolate milk tea without ANYTHING. what is she doing siah?! thinking about handsome uncle huh? still pronounce chocolate as "chor ko laid"

YOU BUSY IS IT?!
on my way to aunt house, i come across this wierd "cheenah". He plucked veggie in the train! we have people cutting toe nail, people dancing in train, people perform dramatic conversation, people going mad, and WE HAVE ONE WIERD GUY THAT TREATS the TRAIN AS THE KITCHEN. when i board the train at jurong east, he already started the "plucking" session. I got off the train at bt. batok, so not sure how long does his role of the "chef kah kia" lasted for. All i can say is the compartment is full of the smell of... PEA... look at the video i posted here. not really very clear =\



YOU AA IS IT?!
oh yah! forget to mention about the RT session on that morning. there is this wierd uncle in my RT group. He is very AA (Attract attention). When he do pull up, he make alot of irritating noise (Arghh~ Wuuu~ Ahhh~) HELLO! you are doing chin up leh! do you need to be so drama?! after the chin up excercise, he seems like enjoying his own glorious "moment", as if he just got some medal. he spread out his arms, look at the sky, then the hand form a peacock. -____-"' WHAT IS THIS?!

YOU VERY FREE IS IT?!
was introduced to watch a video about two aunties quarrelling. All i can say is very Bo Liao. It all started with a bag.... and that bag accidentally hit the other auntie. the bus is CT8 some more. VERY BAR SOH lah!


WHAT IS WRONG WITH OUR SOCIETY?! CRAZY PEOPLE EVERYWHERE!!!!

Anyway, think i'm also another wierdo. Watch animie also can cry! watched 120 over episodes of onepiece and i already cried 5 times liao. Just so difficult to hold it back nowadays. Haiyo! just like 2AM de lyrics - "My tears falling like crazy, at this rate, what am I going to do?" Hmmmm...

Love Language

Would like to introduce this short clip to all of ya.



Hmmmm... i personally feel that this kind of story may not happen in our country nah~ haha! but, it is still good to watch it though.

pain pain

This is so freaking unfair!!!

A few month ago, i got the urge to go for ear-piercing. But something stopped me. There is some pimple-like thing growing in my earlobe, somemore they are developed on both my left and right ear. Though it got better somehow, but it gotten worse this morning. it started to develop to the outer layer liao, can even see it clearly, with swell and pulse.



RRRRrrrrr!!! I didn't even went for percing yet lor, and it swell like "see me sai". Initially, i wont feel any pain until i presses it. But today, my ear has been in "pain" for the whole day. Not really painful, but it feels like something keep pressing my earlobe constantly.

Crazy People!!! Shut Up!

When I first saw this shared video on facebook, I was like WTF?! Crazy people are everywhere. And... I thought she just anyhow sing or just trying to be funny. Erm... maybe in a way is. Bringing out stuffs as she sings - STEMS, COOKING UTENSILS, FRUITS, BOTTLES... and finally CAT. The cat must be thinking "What am I doing here at that moment".



But... Erm.... there really exist this song in China. And this song was performed in one of the Gala, and even being broadcast through CCTV channel. Damn unbelievable! Whoever that composed this piece of "music" must be trying to reach a level that no one can beat him/her lah! must be no music to write liao... and they must be driving nuts liao! Suddenly, I'm feel myself lucky for not being a music student. I can't write this kind of "nonsense" lor. This is a joke? Sorry i can't appreciate this kind of music. So... SHUT UP!

blur "cock"

HOR????!!!! recently then I noticed that Park Bom is actually from 2NE1. Damn! I really didn't notice it till I saw the music video - It Hurts (Live). I was like... Hmmm??? this girl seems to look like... PARK BOM! I've seen "You and I" video for so many times, and I didn't get to recognize her lor!

Park Bom - You & I

2NE1 - It Hurts (Live)

The tone is impt!

Currently I'm watching a korean variety show called Mak Ban Shi (Idol Maknae Rebellion). If I'm not wrong, Maknae is a term that is used to describe the youngest in the group. Anyway, there is part of the show that i find it damn hilarious! It is not only funny, but also teaches us something else at the same time - never never 读死书 (不知道变通，认为书上怎么说就是什么). Just look at the question stated below.

Subject:
A honest life (Sort of "好公民" in our local context)

Question:
I spilled my friend's drink when I was passing it. what should I say to calm my friend?

Options:
1) i did nothing wrong
2) you should have drunk your milk quickly
3) Ya! you should have placed the leftover milk in a safe place
4) it spilled because you put the milk on the edge of the table
5) I'm so sorry, I spilled the milk because i was clumsy

Since this question is based on honest life (好公民), and from the options provided, most of us should have choose no 5. BUT!!! we I noticed that, the way you talk or voice the sentence out really make a BIG difference. Look at the clip I have uploaded!

Like what dongho said, this MC is great! hahaha

where is your mommy?

Ermmm... at around 11plus, someone called my handphone. I'm sort of having a mixed feeling and puzzled. It may sounds eerie, sad, funny, "siao", absurb, or... Well, it depends on how you gonna interpret the conversation at the other end.

(*ring ring, ring ring*)

momo: (p.s) 6 4 0 0 8 8 6 _ ? duh? Xiang lai eh (whu's that)?

(*ring ring, ring ring*)

momo: (p.s) number doesn't sounds like from prudential or AIA leh...

(picked up and decided to answer the call)

momo: hello? ... ... ... ... hello?
caller: hello~ (is a kid)
momo: hello.
caller: er... hello? hello?~
momo: *有完没完啦！要 hello 几次 leh?* yesh?
caller: where is my mommy?~
momo: *why is some kid asking me for his mommy?* huh...?
caller: when is my mommy coming back?~
momo: o.O Erm... I think you have called the wrong number.
caller:... ... ... *kup dian whey(end the call)*

Recently, I have received plenty of wrong number phone calls - Looking for some cheena, lookinf for indian, looking for relative, looking for some company, etc. And this is the most ridiculous one, looking for mommy and asking me when is his mommy going back. I didn't think alot at that moment, but now when I think of it... it has plenty of "meaning".

what if his mom is gone, as in she might not return forever? Perhaps he is unable to cope with it., and that is why he is calling around to look for his mom, so she can return home soon?

What if his mom disappeared, as in she ran away from home to be with another man? Perhaps he cannot understand why his mom ran away, and he calls around in search of his mom?

what if his mom is a single mom, and she feels the burden of looking after a kid? Perhaps his mom is not answering any of his calls, and he feels no one to share his "feelings", and that is why he is calling around to ask for mom.

what is his mom is with a uncle, and will be his step father? and he mistaken me as his step-father?

what if his mom is gone and so is he? Then.... I'm talking to a "person" from another "world"... AHHHH!!!!!

what if he is really some distance relative of mine, and he called the wrong number? wouldn't it be wierd that I don't even know my relative's residential number. But looking at the trend now, very few people will know each other residential number. Well, I think one day if i die alone at home, no one will even know I'm gone also. No one will know how to contact me man! Ha!

what if this is some prank call that is making fun of me and testing my reaction?



Hmmm.....

think I shall just classify the call as this last category - SORRY! WRONG NUMBER! Anyway, I hope that kid have found his mommy by... now.

Another day in the bank - Part 2

Finally, after around 35 minutes of waiting, I was able to talk to a bank teller.

Priscilla (Bank Teller): Hi, Good afternoon! How may I assist you.
momo: Hi! I would like to request for the IBanking secure device.
Priscilla: No problem, and so do you have an IBanking account with us?
momo: Erm... actually I'm unsure too. A few days ago I tried to apply for a IBanking account through the ATM. But, is only on that very day, then I get to know that I already have an Ibanking account with the bank. And when i tried to log in with the username, which i got from the ATM, I then notice that I need a secure device.
Priscilla: Ok, for that, can I have your NRIC please.

(Knowing that I have forgotten to bring my IC out, I took out my 11B instead - luckily I didn't loose it)

momo: Oh... I have actually lost my IC, so is 11B acceptable?

(bank teller took over the 11B, and look at it like some alien objects)

Priscillia: I'm afraid I'm not able to help you. I need to have your NRIC or photo IDs in order to help you better. Perhaps you may want to come another day. *she then give me a very *zuai* looking face.
momo: *fumed!!!* Huh? I thought I have already told you I have lost my NRIC? By the way, that 11B also have my photo and it stated my NRIC number. why can't it be use?
Priscilla: Sir, at the back of the 11B, it stated that this photo ID must be use in conjunction with the NRIC. So I really can't help you without the NRIC.

(She showed me the very bu nai fan expression)

momo: And I have told you I have lost my NRIC, how can I show you my NRIC when I have already lost it? I have the police report with me, is this enough to prove the truthfulness?
Priscilla: Sir, the police report can't prove anything. So we can't be helping anyone with just the police report. As you have said, you have lost your NRIC, therefore It can't prove your identity.
momo: *CCB!!! police report can't prove anything?* So, are you implying that I have a fake police report with me? Do you understand what I am telling you? I have lost my NRIC, and the only photo ID i have left with is my 11B. I know the 11B need to be used with conjunction of the NRIC. And to prove the truthfulness, I have offered to show you the police report that I have made with SINGAPORE POLICE FORCE. But now you said that the police report cant prove anything? Huh?!
Priscilla: Sir, I really can't help you unless I have your NRIC. Our bank policy is that you need to present a photo ID....
momo: so besides NRIC, can passport be used to prove my identity?
Priscilla: Yes sir, passport may be use.
momo: *wah lau! then you should have asked me whether I brought along my passport right?! asked me come another day then imply that the police report may be faked!*alright! and can i check with you do i need to pay for whatever replacement fee in order to get....

(I talked until halfway and i was cut by the bank teller)

Priscilla: Sir, without your NRIC, I can't access the system to check your details, please come another day.
momo: hello! can you please let me finish my sentence before directing me to the exit? I maybe asking some frequently asked question which may not need you to access your system so as to give me an answer!

(her face become damn bu nai fang)

Priscillia: Yes sir, and what is that?
momo: Yesterday I made a call to your call centre, and come staf by the name of Andrew or adrian told me that the secure device has been issued to me 3 years ago! and according to him I need to pay $40 for the replacement fee in order to get device. But i have not received it, and so do i need to pay that replacement fee?
Priscilla: Sir, I have told you that we need to have a photo ID in order to check the system and for your info, the replacement fee is $20. It can't be $40.

(hoho! i found a way to make a fuss so i may not need to go back another day - switched my mode to auntie Jamie for preparation)

momo: Huh? so the call centre staff gave me the wrong info. it is $20 AND NOT THE $40 that he had told me previously?
Priscilla: yes sir, the replacement fee is $20 ALL THE WHILE. If you don't believe i can show you the form. it is stated very clearly on the form.
momo: gosh! wrong info?! and so, if I come again on the next day WITH MY PASSPORT, can i get that device straight away?
Priscilla: Sir the process will take quite some time, and I afraid our call centre staff have gave you the wrong info. You will only receive the device at about two weeks later through postal.

momo: WHAT? another wrong info again? that call centre staff have offered to send the device to me through postal, but he advice me to come to the branch as i can get it straight away. AND NOW, you told me all the info i have got from him are all WRONG INFO?

I am very disappointed with the substandard that your bank provides. When i called in to the customer helpline, your staff didn't even ask me for my IC number or my bank account number for verification, it straight away greeted me and asked what assistance i required. But when i came to the bank personally you very FIRMLY asked me for my NRIC for verification before assisting me. I showed you my 11B and my police report and yet it is not acceptable. WHY?! Why is there such a sub-standard in the bank's verification process? So this whole process is trying to say that, anyone can use a stolen phone to perform any form of transaction without any strict verification?

Priscilla: sir...

momo: *cut into her sentence, just like the way she did it to me* Moreover, instead of giving me advice on what other options I have to prove my identity, you just direct me to the exit again and again, just because I have LOST MY NRIC. You should have asked me if I have brought along my passport? But you didn't! it was until I asked you if passport can be used, you then tell me that passport may also be used. Even if i have tons of ID card that state my NRIC and with my FACE printed on it, it also can't be compared to my LOST NRIC. your staff even give me the wrong info! a replacement fee of $20 became $40, a process of 2weeks became "straightaway"! I'm so lost by all your policies, procedures and sub standard verification process. If i have know that all the suppose to be helpful advice is not that helpful, i would not have waste 35minutes of waiting just to be direct to the door.

(after all these big wuha speech that i have "shoot" her with, she then started to be really helpful)

Priscilla: alright sir, may i have your other photo IDs that you have for verification
momo: *haiyo! must really force auntie Jamie to talk then you will help me huh?*

(hand over the photo IDs to her)

Priscilla: My apologies that our call centre operator had gave you the wrong information. does the operator sounds like "FILIPIN"?
momo: sort of... i think should be...

... ... She asked me for many things such as what are the type of atm card, my bank transaction (gmarket, paypal, fund transfer, payment) asked until i pek chek also... ... ... but eventually I managed to complete the whole Ibankin application (reactivate my account and requesting the secure device). But I also get to know that, no banking device has been sent to me before. Though I have a Ibank account with them, I have never activate it before. But frankly speaking, I don't remember i apply it before. Why do I have a ibank account and not the secure device?

Anyway, morale of the story! Some things need you to behave like auntie Jamie or even a bad person in order to get things done. AND... NEVER BELIEVE IN FILIPIN! they can never get things right!

Another day in the bank - Part 1

Hor!!! for goodness sake, all those ppl from the country of "only know how to smile and say yes sir or yes mdm, but not able to handle their job with efficiency or give accurate info", PLEASE GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY!!!! I'm shocked! angry and dissatisfied with P**B with regards to my IBanking "application".

This afternoon, I was on my way to P**B to settle the Ibanking secure device (please refer to my previous post - Sent to who?). I approached the reception counter, and explained to the counter staff my case....

momo: Hi! I would like to request for a Internet Banking secure device.
counter staff (an auntie): New application? (stern face)
momo: I guess so... well, actually ..... repeat the whole thing again (please also refer to my previous post - Sent to who?)
couter staff: join the queue. (still stern face)
momo: (P.S)WAH LIEW EH! I know you are working in the bank! but can you please at least give me a smile. Dun give me that damn stern face, as if like I owe the bank 10mil dollars and I cant pay back a single penny! siah lah!!!! I just felt like spreading butter and maple syrup on that auntie face at that very moment! her face just look like HOTCAKES! Brown and Biii Biii (flat) eh~

As most of you know, joining the queue is like putting one leg into the coffin! the waiting time is so unpredictable and your estimation of timing just go haywire. the seconds is like minutes, and minutes is like hours, and you feel like pushing everyone away from the queue. Well, my 35minutes of waiting is entertained by this group of people - a girl, her brother and her mother

Sister (around 10 yrs old): Huey!!! come here!
Brother (around 1 or 2 yrs old?): hurhurhur *giggle around* playing with that.... queue stick?
Sister: You better come here huh! (act like she is some 30 yrs old auntie... in actual face, she dress very auntie like and her expression is VERY AUNTIE!!) I beat you I tell you!
Brother: *still hack care the sister, his movement is like some hyper active kid who had just ate plenty of sugar*
Sister: bloody idiot! *pull the brother over to her side and warn him again* you better be quiet!!!
momo: *standing behind the sister* wah liew! 10 yrs old kid behave like some 30yrs old auntie. what is happening to S'pore youngsters nowadays?! can't wait to grow old huh?
Brother: *suddenly very active again, giggle again, den hug his sister's leg, den act like some dog trying to "mate" with human leg*
momo: (P.S) aiyo! YAO XIU lor!!! who teaches this little brat to do this? public leh! damn paiseh siah! WHERE IS THEIR MOTHER?!
Sister: HUEY!!! idiot!

---- suddenly another bank staff (also an auntie) approached that siblings -----

bank staff (queue): Hi! are you doing any withdrawal?
Sister: Ah.... Er.... No!
bank staff: Oh... and you are here for...?
Sister: I want to put money inside *then point at the bank account booklet*
momo: (P.S) WAHAHAHAHAHAH! put money inside?!!! (I know I don't speak perfect English, but it is really funny when you heard people said that!) WAHAHAHAHAH! Deposit lah! xiaomei!

---- out of a sudden, the mother of this siblings also appeared out of nowhere ----

mother: 什么huh? 什么huh?
bank staff: 你是？
mother: oh! 我是他们的mother啦！你问什么huh?
bank staff: 我是问你的女儿需不需要提钱，如果要提钱的话，你们需要填这个withdrawal slips...
mother: oh! 没有啦！没有啦！我们是要问有关保险的东西
bank staff: 那你就不用这张纸了 =)

---- mother walked away, the bank staff(queue) stand aside ---

Sister: *about one minute later this sister asked the bank staff lady a question* That paper is for what huh?
Brother: still very hyper !
bank staff: Beg your pardon... =) *fake smile*
Sister: huh? Errr.... that paper is to take money out huh?
momo: (P.S)WAHAHAHAHAHAHA! take money?! Withdrawal! Withdrawal! aiyo! can you stop behaving and talk like some auntie?
mother: *out of nowhere appeared again!* 什么huh? 什么huh?
bank staff: Oh! 你女儿问我这是不是提钱用的。
momo: (P.S) HAIYO! feel like slapping this mother! If you not feeling safe that your daughter is queing on your behalf. PLEASE QUEUE YOURSELF INSTEAD! stop walking front and back, here and then keep asking what huh what huh. TSK!
mother: 要死lor! 小孩子啊！不可以给他知道太多！现在的小孩子很厉害呀！
bank staff: =) *fake smile* then walked away
momo: WAHAHAHAHA! i guess the bank staff can't stand this family also.

Sister: 跟你讲ah，改天我长大了hor，我就要去做工！
mother: looking at the little brat(brother), and should be listening to what her daughter said bah~
momo: wah! the most is only 10 years old only, already so..... "ambitious"
Sister: 我十五岁liao hor，我要去 McDonald's 做工！
momo: HUH?! I take back my previous word "ambitious"... Mac? I thought who you wanna be siah!
Sister: Hor? Hor? Hor?
Mother: 等你长大才讲啦！
momo: (P.S) very typical answer from Singapore mom! Please slap your daughter and ask her go somewhere better to work! 3.25 may be nothing... but i think there is really somewhere better! at least please wake her up from that very "ah beng ah lian" dream. That environment is simply just a gathering of the muds, bengs and lians. Hor! Sorry if my words is too harsh. But I'm just speaking the truth...
Sister: herh! 不可以给didi知道我有那么多钱，不然改天残liao!
momo: *peep at the bank booklet of hers* o.O HUH?! HUH?! HUH?! $123.17 alot meh?! my one year ang bao is more than this leh! At your age, i have got more than what you have now, but i still dun feel i got plenty of money. errr.... I know I shouldn't Kua Sway this girl, though I have not much savings now, but i just feel like slapping this girl. since she like to act older, her mother should wake her up and face the reality. Aiyah! but looking at this mother, i feel that she also won't know how to "educate" her child. for that 35 minutes of waiting in the bank, this mother keep on kaypo-ing here and there, disappearing here and there... haiyo!

to be continue...

公主嫁到!

The TVB 宫心计II之公主嫁到 is totally very different from it predecessor, about 85% of the show is hilarious. Women are still the main lead in this show, and I believe there will still be things like plotting against one another, but not that much as compare to the previous season.

The cast is also abit different in 公主嫁到. A pity that Yang Yi - "You Kam Leng" and Mi Xue is not in this series. ouw~ Some of the bad one became the good, some still remain as the bad, maybe they are typecast liao lah. Like our mediacorp, some actor or actress can only be the villains FOREVER. Will continue watching it, anyway, i'm Still dl-ing it wuhuuuu~

Sent to who?!

On monday evening, I was checking my balance through the P**B atm machine. Since there is no queue, I am puzzled by what other services the atm machine offered. *Ding* Internet Banking... Wuu~ Since I do not have a IBanking account with P**B, so I might as well just sign up the IB service straight away. To my surprise!!! I can't register for this service, because according to the ATM, i already have an IB account with P**B. I swear! I don't even know my login ID, password, that piece of secure device, or don't even aware that I have registered for this service before. So, on that very night, i decided to login with the username that the ATM provided me with, and the login pin which I have reset.

Guess what? The site prompt me "Please call blaa blaa blaa or visit our nearest branch to request for the IB secure device". Since it is a weekend, and I'm rather lazy to get out of my house the very next day, I decided to give the customer helpline a call.

Automated machine: For English, please press 1....... press.............. press.............. press.......... you will be served in 7 minute....
Andrew (POSB call centre operator): Good evening Mr. Wong! Thank you for calling our helpline, this is andrew and how may I assist you.
momo: *Err, how come he knows who I am, I have not told him who am I, and I did not press my 7 digit NRIC* Hi! I would like to request for the Internet Banking secure device.
Andrew: Oh Mr. Wong, may I know why do you want to request for the device?
momo: *what a wierd question* what do you mean?
Andrew: Have you lost your device? Or is the device being damage?
momo: Oh! nononono! I have not been issued with any of this IBanking device before, and that why I called in to request for one.
Andrew: However, according to our records... You have already been issued with the secure device.
momo: What?! when was that issued to me? I'm trying to login to the Ibanking page, and it prompts me to call this helpline to request for the secure device. And now you told me the device has already been issued to me?
Andrew: Err... Mr. Wong, the device was issued to you three years ago... In year 2007. and if you have lost this device, you would have to pay an anmount of $40 for the replacement fee.
momo: *FUMED! this device didn't even reached me, still want me to pay $40* HUH?!!!! three years ago? This device didn't even reach my residential address! And for the whole of 3 years I didn't even know I have an Ibanking account until this evening. And now you are telling me that I need to pay $40 because I didn't even receive this SECURE DEVICE?!
Andrew: Erm.... Mr. Wong, have you shifted your house before. Perhaps it could be sent to your previous address.
momo: No! I did not shift my house during that year. And I have been staying in my current address since year 2006.
Andrew: Mr. Wong, is it possible for you to give me your address for verification?
momo: Ang Mo Kio avenue 4........
Andrew: Yes. Mr. Wong, this is the address we have sent the device to....
momo: and obviously this device did not reach me at all!
Andrew: So sorry for the inconvenience Mr. Wong, we will help you to waived off the replacement fee and will help you to process and mail the secure device immediately.
momo: Thanks alot! wait.... hmmm... how long is the processing going to take?
Andrew: It will roughly be around 2 weeks.
Momo: 2 Weeks?!
Andrew: Mr. Wong, is it very urgent? My advice is that you can visit any of our branch to get the Ibanking device.
Momo: Oh! so any of the branch will do is it?
Andrew: Yes Mr. Wong, any of our branch except for blaa blaa blaa
Momo: Alright, I shall just drop by at any of the branch in case the device did not reach me again.

paw paw

I'm not sure what these two cats are doing. But their actions is seriously damn funny and cute....

失恋了，放纵自己

享受自由的生活已四天了。我现在的生活就有如刚刚失恋的人似的。

看了一集又一集的康熙，一集又一集anime，一集又一集的记录片。吃了一包又一包的饼干，一包又一包的薯片，一包又一包的巧克力。不是吃就是睡，不是睡就是吃。如果不用出门，我几乎都在家里闲着，因为外面的空气实在有够“新鲜”的。

其实，我真的失恋了。陪伴我十年的 Miss Pink 上个星期被人掠走了。他不只掠夺了我的“女人”，就连我的钱与卡都没了。

哎呀！我皮包不见了啦！我的生日礼物leh！我的人生只剩下一张 ez-link card。　
是不是很可悲？

Miss Pink (Pink IC) 我会永远记得你离开我的日子！－15102010... Never forget you, I remember you~

(T)ime (T)o (L)eave

3 more working days, and I will finally regain my freedom once again. Hmm... The feeling is rather wierd right now. I have longing for this break for a long time, but there seems to be a part of me that feels Yi Yi Bu She. Perhaps I have already get used to this kind of life and environment? Well, since they offer only temporary for this position (imagine how much they can save for not hiring a full time employee), I can't be working in A-"Byul" for long too.


It all started just one week plus after my exam. I still remembered the anxiety to search for jobs so as to fund my spendings, the feeling that I may not be able to make it for the interview, and the nervousness before I even stepped into "FewSenNoPolish". And now 4.49months have passed, I learned that we cant changed the fact that Xingapour is really a hub.... HUB for the FTs! I learned the different accents, I learned how to eat my lunch peacefully in the pantry every single working day, I learned what is project management, I learned about the wonders and crumblesome of Excel Sheet.... blaa blaa blaa... and I'm still learning how to "Love my ride"... Ah~ forget it. I will still be complaining the next day anyway.


Not sure will I be going back to A-"Byul" in the future, but for sure I'm not going back in the next few years. I wanna go out "Chuan Yi Chuan", the position that I currently held is not that challenging enough. It just keeps you away from the majority (imagine yourself situated at the highest floor, and everyone around you are managers, directors, even the receptionist is somesort of senior executive). In the long run, if you are still those ikan-bilis, no one really know you even exist.

Anyway, for the past few days, I have been listening to TTL again and again. The loop is just infinity. The first week of work, I relied alot on this song to ease my nervousness. Now, I'm leaving..... I shall use this song to serve as a memoir of my involvement in A-"Byul". HurHur! I love this song so much.

Enough of the bli bli blaa blaa for today, let's take a look at the exterior of A-Byul @ FewSenNoPolish. Shall take all of ya for a "tour" at my area tomorrow. (^^,)

image taken during one of my suay day - fire fire! , btw FewSenNoPolish is at the other side, saw that building in between the two? Not that Round Ball hor!

image taken after my LONG working hours... excel sheet & excel sheet. It will look much more nicer with your naked eye. Ha!

Shocked by "Bad Girl"

This morning incident really SHOCK the hell out of me.

It all happened 10minute before the phone alarm trigger. When I am still "faithfully" lying on my bed, some music comes from "so near but yet so far" (when you are soundly asleeped, noise or music will all have fade-in effect).

"I'm heartsick... heal me... be crazy... can't let you go... sad love song... my love gone..."

Momo: hmmm? Very familiar...

".... so BEAST!!! Down down we gotta get down..."

Momo: o.O how come this song suddenly play by itself through my handphone?!

This is scary! The phone was placed on my desk... I'm sleeping and my mom in the toilet, no one could have possibly touch the phone. And my alarm tone is supposed to be very loud LING LING sound. Moreover, the beast's bad girl music in my phone is in video format. How to set a video as an alarm?!

Anyway, when I rushed to the phone to take a look. It is really the video play by itself... hmmm? My phone went sukoo? Or Xiao ming also like kpop or beast? *pondering*

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Say NoNoNoNoNo to...

Found something that somehow brighten my day for a little while.
Most of us dislikes certain "type" of people. But this action somehow being brought into the "terms and condition" for a movie promotion? Look at the attached image file!

When aunties meet auntie Jamie

Location: mo mo vegetarian stall at amk hub...
It was a blue blue monday, and Mama lazy to prepare dinner. Knowing that most of the vegetarian eatery outlet will be closed on monday, she informed me to "dabao" dinner from food court instead....

momo: *dial the phone* ahmi ah! 你要吃什么？
mama: 有什么东西是 湿湿 的？
momo: HUH? 作么你要吃的东西那么怪的？
mama: aiyah! ulcer lah!
momo: hmm.... horfun, muifan, yong toufu,....
mama: ok lah~ yong toufu lor!
momo: 汤的啊？
mama: 湿湿的当然要汤啦～
momo: *approached the stall vendor* Yong toufu 汤的可以打包 hor?
auntie vendor: 可以啊！

*momo picked the yong toufus from the tray, then wanted to handover the yong toufu things to auntie*

momo: 我要米粉～汤的！
auntie vendor: 等一下! 你给我 serve 完这个 customer 先。
momo: Orh!
auntie vendor: 小弟你要什么huh?
momo: 我要米粉，汤的，打包的hor! 还有饭一包！*hand over the yong toufu to her*
auntie vendor: 你的饭 是菜饭huh?
momo: yah!
*Vendor prepares the rice, and also cooked the yong toufu ingredients in another pot*
auntie vendor: 要什么菜来!
momo: 小白菜，茄子，还有豆腐。

*after finisehd picking the dishes for my "zhap-chai berng", she went back to the pot for the yong toufu... around 10minutes later, she put two packet of things in a plastice bag and put near to the cash register.... the packaging for that two packets are those stylofoam box, so i assume my beehoon with soup should not be ready yet...*

another 5 minutes passed, that auntie already serve 3 customer, and still yet to finish my bee hoon and soup for the yong toufu that I have ordered.

*seeing that I have STONE near the cash register for quite some time, auntie vendor said something that stunned me...*

auntie vendor: 小弟！你等我啊!!! (also very rude tone)
momo: *This is way too ridiculous!* 我的娘豆腐好了meh? o.O
auntie vendor: 好liao ah! 放在这边这么久 liao 你没有看到啊！

*FUMED UP! This auntie really 找死!... I immediately switched on my auntie-mode also*

momo: HUH!!! 我要娘豆腐汤的leh! 你打包在Stylofoam box 里面啊?!!! (can sense that other customers are looking at both of us)
*she seems to realise that she packed the wrong things, and hurried serve the other customer to "clear the scene"*

auntie vendor: aiyah! sorry lah~ 我打包干的给你leh! 可以吗huh?

*this is fucking crap! repeated two times she still can packed wrongly? cannot let her off so easily*

momo: Then 现在你可以至少给我一包汤，另外包吗？
auntie vendor: 可以！可以！

*opened the stylofoam box to check if she really give me the correct thing... haiyo! more jialat~*

momo: Haiyo!!!! 你连我order 的米粉都没有给我啊！我跟你order 娘豆腐，米粉，汤的leh! 你只给我娘豆腐的料啊！
auntie vendor: Sorry~ Sorry~ 我帮你另外打包！

*she suddenly act very kelian... give me those kannah bullied by step mother de look.... like those typical Hokkien Drama... standing beside me de customer, also an auntie give me a very stunned look. She placed her order with ah tiong vendor,because the auntie vendor and me are "settling some scores"*

auntie customer: 你们有没有红辣椒？
ah tiong vendor: 就放在那里了！
auntie customer: *See See, Look Look* 我要那种切的，不是Sambal Chilli
ah tiong vendor: 没有！拿青辣椒吧！也是切的！
auntie customer: *See See, Look Look again* 青辣椒也完了！
ah tiong vendor: Oh! 没有了，青辣椒明天才来货～

*momo find this ah tiong is just speaking without using BRAIN! One moment tell the customer to take green chilli instead, then another moment say green chilli will only be delivered the following day... Anyway, knowing that I am another unhappy customer of that stall, that customer complained to me also... both of us started chatting right away*

auntie customer: What a customer service they have. These China people are really very bad in customer service.
momo: Yah! One moment tell the customer to take green chilli instead, then another moment say green chilli runs out... Doesn't she knows that the chilli already run out in the first place?
auntie customer: Exactly! They are doing a business here! They should have ensure that their stocks are replenish promptly.
momo: These stall really have a VERY BIG issue with customer service! I wonder how they have managed to survive all these year!... ...

... ... ... ... Auntie's grumble session ... ... ... ...

In general, my advise to all of you! Please don't 同情 these aunties, alot of them have "spoilt the market". Using their 老一辈 status to take things for granted. Any how cut queue, anyhow scold people, anyhow push the blame to youngsters, anyhow act blur... ... ... anyhow anyhow and anyhow! - my mom agree to this too. =)

Demotion of kopi-soh to Kiap-wa-soh

I am jaw-droppingly fucking amazed at the lack of customer service in Singapore!!! I'm not sure whether does the FTs have got something to do with customer service, but it seems like most homegrown kopitiam aunties and even do have terrible "periods" to cope with.

Location: mo mo kopitiam at amk...
Mama and I were at the kopitiam to have our breakfast. Knowing that our food got to be accompany with drinks, we decided to order drinks from Kopi-Soh (Kopitiam's "mobile" service personnel). Mama spotted that a Kopi-Soh was around us, and informed me to order drinks from her. And nice enough, the Kopi-Soh was walking towards our direction....

momo: Ah.... 咖啡一杯，还有 milo-beng 一杯
Kopi-Soh: Haiya! 我很忙 hor... 我在收盘！你问别人! (in a very rude tone)
momo: HUH? o.O
mama: -____-"'
momo: aiyo... 浆(这样)讲话的啊？*suddenly switched to auntie mode and grumble*
mama: 就是lor! 这个 auntie 每次好像吃炸弹浆(这样)~
momo: 收几个盘很忙meh? 也不用这样讲话吗！wah lao! 出来花钱还给人气！
mama: hanor! 讲话那么伤人的！
momo: 真是的! 收盘还穿 Kopi-soh 的uniform 做什么？
mama: 就是lor! 收盘还有 "costume" leh~ 弄人家乱!
momo: 那个auntie 上次被其他摊主 complain 他讲话的语气 lor! 现在还是一样!
mama: that why 他被demote lor... 变成 Kiap-wa (收碗)的~
momo: haha!
mama: haiyo! kopitiam 没有kopi-Soh huh? 作么没有人问我们要喝什么？
momo: 一定是偷懒！

* * * minutes later * * *

Kopi-Soh: ah~ Kopi 还有什么huh?
(Kopi-soh standing behind me, judging from the voice, she should be quite a distance away.)
momo: *听到也不要 "hue" 你leh~*
Kopi-Soh: Hello~ Kopi 还有什么huh?
momo: *act never heard her, continue eating my laksa*
mama: Kopi 还有milo-beng!*mama saw that I don't wanna "hue" her, so she decided to answer instead*

* * * minutes later * * *

Kopi-Soh: sorry hor~我是负责收碗的，下次你跟别人 order hor?
momo: *静静不讲话，用不耐烦地 korean-look 把钱放在 table 也不要亲手给他*

Not sure is it she heard our conversation, or the drink stall's boss saw the whole inccident. Anyway, don't anyhow place your orders with any Ah-Soh that are in kopitiam uniform. They maybe those "Kiap-wa-soh" and not "Kopi-Soh". They have got different ranks also.... I wonder how should we differentiate/determine their rank... By looking at the table cloth they are holding to? the most dirty one are "Kiap-Wa-Soh", and on ther other hand, clean cloth = "Kopi-Soh"?

the phone

dali want peace