后宫佳丽

现在才知道为什么以前的皇帝都那么爱看舞姬在大堂内偏偏起舞。

那婀娜多姿的风韵...

那轻如燕的柔软身躯...

那轻盈的飞天舞蹈...


太美了！真是优美极了！看了真是让人心动啊！难怪皇帝供养那么多后宫佳丽。


他自己一个人享那么多的“福”，未免也太多了吧。真是个自私鬼！好歹时代改变了，一个有网络的多变时代。要是还或在那种天子/君成时期，要等到哪天才能看到那么优美的舞蹈 或 er erm..... *咳嗽* Heng ah!!! 现在的人幸福多喽！

James new blogskin

"离开" 我

去年的新年前夕你说过有要到serbia的打算。当时的决定，明天将成为事实。是否会常期在那居住 或 只是另一个短期的旅程 你说要靠 '天时、地利、人和'这三个因素。明天你也将起程至一个对我而言是遥远又陌生的国家了。太快了…真的太快了！快得连你自己一时也没发现到。

是我适应不了这么快的步伐，还是光阴流逝得太快？

当然，这是你的决定… 但只希望这次的"旅程"不会是永远。

法克! 法客!

天啊！我怎么没想到啊?!刚才看<<康熙>>的时候，看到来宾的 体裇衫 上出现了很熟悉的字眼....

法克..... ??? 法客.....???? huh!!! 这不就是我一直用来代表 F**KER 的词汇吗？

Date: 11 nov 2008, Title: Whu S*** Big Time
内容:逼到好想飙肮话... 法客! 法客! Aiya... Silly Alibaba Force 就是这样... ... ...

Date: 14 may 2008, Title: Whu S*** Big Time
内容:What the法克? Few months ago when I just signed up... ... ...

Date: 18 nov 2007, Title: 走阿... 逛阿...
内容:but see all of them buying.. i decide to buy also..lols..but 法克!!!
(本少爷的部落格不允许不雅语言，所以把字改了)... ... ...

你有 spot 到马？他的体衫上，印出了“法克 这个人”的字眼。我竟然错过了一个好“生意”!!! 我怎么就是没想到把法克(或 法客) PRINT 在服饰上呢？



都不懂该说是错失良机 还是 根本没生意头脑...

My life suck because of you

I personally think all the traffic lights out there are meant to waste our time.


In most occasions, we will need to press this stupid big silver circular button to cross the road “safely”. However, have you ever notice that it takes a hell lot of time to stop the car before signaling pedestrian to cross?


Most of the time, after pressing the button and seeing not much cars are passing through, we will just “jay walk” to the opposite. Immediately, after we’ve reached the opposite, then will the green man started to light up. And what? All the cars are stopping for no pedestrian at all.


What both the pedestrian and drivers will be thinking at that point in time?

Pedestrian: “Wah lau eh!!! Crossed finish liao den green man pop out…”

Drivers: “Wah piang eh!!! Another red light….not even a pedestrian is crossing the road lor… this people ah, wanna jay walk den don’t press the damm button lah!!!”

Passengers (beside the driver): “Suck it lor… aiya… stop awhile only….” (They can’t give too many comments because they are also one of those pedestrian)



Awwww…. it wasted the time of both drivers and the pedestrian… and somehow, our lives still suck with the fact of having this “insensible” traffic light.



PS: I'm not saying that we should not have traffic light... I just feel that the traffic lights should be re-programmed in such a way that benefits all…

时间能够冲淡一切

HUH? 距离千喜年所播的 LOVE 2000 日剧，九年已过去了！


回想当年，我只是个中学生时，常常都被浪漫的日剧所吸引。从来都不会想 “aiyah! 刚起床都会‘降’美的 meh？”， 也不会想 “ha！ 这样都会 fall in love？” 看了是为了那点点滴滴的浪漫情节，看了是为了成为‘哈日’一族，看了是为了那生离死别的爱情， 又或者是为了那浪漫的主题曲？现在的我也说不上来了。


常说时间能够冲淡一切。果真如此！但时间没带走我的悲伤，它只冲淡了我对爱情的渴望。慢慢地，一年又一年就过去了。以前渴望的那种爱情似乎已成了很遥远的东西。

花钱? 只要我快乐!!!

Sent my laptop for repair on 9 March, and I can only collect it next month... My first reaction is “HUH?” Then they explained to me that they have no stock for the Hard Disk and so blaa blaa blaa... blaa blaa blaa...


Life without computer is a torture!!! Feeling lost and emptiness inside me. I was poisoned by the computer or have actually "fallen in love" with it. Every hour I am thinking about things related with it. In the end, I bought new "toys" for myself to cheer myself up. I bought a new desktop with normal specs and a new handphone (a rather big one) hurhur~. Well, I don't really need a comp to hack into the Defen*e system. I also don't hack into the satellite to communicate with the aliens, so a normal comp will do.


Because my CRT monitor of many years and the new CPU are incompatible, my pc is now situated in my living room. It is connected to that 32 inch LCD TV. Errr... First time in my life I have such a BIG MONITOR screen...


Oh ya! About the new handphone that I’ve bought over the weekend, I bought this

So difficult to choose a handphone nowadays. All of them looks the same and so many ppl are owning the same phone. Ewww~ Moreover, a clumsy person like me (refer to the murderer issue), should not buy phones like OMNIA or XPERIA. Imagine the big crack and scratch that I would have created. I dislike Nokia for some reasons, and so only, this phone left for me to choose.

For this two items, I've spent only $396... WOW!!! so much cheaper than buying iPhone eh?

I'm a murderer (EDITED)

Can't believe it!!! I murdered my own laptop last wednesday (4 mar 2009)...


While I was shifting my laptop from the living roon back to my room, I tripped over the wire and loose balance. In the end, I dropped my laptop...


arghhh......!!!!


arghhh......!!!!


arghhh......!!!!


The hard disk was damaged in result of my carelessness. All my data, photos, projects, mp3s were gone!!! I've become a person with no "memories". Fortunately, the laptop is still under the last few weeks of warranty (*Phew~*). However, my assignments can no longer be recovered... ... ... I felt helplessness, sadness, anger and let down by whoever up there. And so I started to grumble and curse --- "why let this 'misfortune' happen to me and not those good looking people out there ... ... ... #*#%@$*&@^!!! (I know it doesn't make sense, 都说是 grumble 了 lor~)" .


Well, my 'suay' mouth can really issue "verdict" and brought about misfortune to some unknown good looking people.

Some misfortune of the good looking people i've come accross that day:

• one guy kannah fined for not tapping his ez-link card
• one girl was reprimanded for not paying correct fare
• one girl kannah frightened by the thunder then goes slipped and fall
• ... ... ...

Think I may become a 'momoko' (sadako's brother) if my dad pushes me into the well... So, moral of the story is, don't mess up with me if you don't wish to be cursed...


Anyway, I appreciate my classmates/friends for helping me out(ask me over to their hse do assignment, providing me their softcopy as reference...) in completing my assignments. I finally understand the real meaning of 雪中送炭.