Cello exam today.
This is the first time after an exam that I feel like swearing, laughing, and banging my head on the wall and crying at the same time.
Seriously, the whole exam was a
joke.Ok,
11.15: I reached my pianist's (aka my piano teacher) place. Ran-through the pieces several times, they were not bad. Then he started testing my scales, and winced at my out of tune notes that happens like around 33.3% of the time (the last octave >.<) Well, the cello is the hardest instrument to do scales on (at least Double Basses only need to do 2 octaves) This was when he kajiao me regarding my scales and said, "Wah skadee later you kena an oboist (quite random) for the examiner that doesn't know anything about cello."
3.20: Reached the examination venue; Verve music school. Then, I started reading the examiner's information, and yes, I kena-ed an oboist -.- omg, Deja Vu.
3.40: I entered the examiner room, and it was really unlike anything i've seen before. The examiner room was a DANCE ROOM. You know those with mirrors on all 4 sides as walls? Then in the centre got one table for her (yes its a her, my first female examiner in my 9 years music experience), and 2 pianos at the side.
Started with the pieces, and this was where I got pissed and felt like swearing. Wtf, what's wrong with my piano teacher?! Walaoeh, for the whole of past 2 weeks, like every 2 or 3 days, we will come down and practice together. Each time, the pieces are smooth and there aren’t any major problems. Started the first piece with the Shostakovich, and towards the middle section he started screwing up, and that affected me too. I was waiting for his left hand for the strong downbeat chord and he never comes in / comes in wrongly for that whole part. And that was supposed to be the climax of the piece where I start playing from like middle C all the way till the C 2 octaves above. Since the notes are so high and piercing, that extract was one where "you either own or get owned". And yes I got owned.
Piece 2 was Beethoven, which was the piece that was the least technically demanding but requires the most coordination. Again, I didn't know what's wrong with my piano teacher. He forgot to come in at some parts, and since it was like "call and response", we were like waiting for each other. >.<
Scales:Hahaha she started with the G major separate bows, which was my most confident and most in tune scale in the whole syllabus. Well, that gave me confidence and scales were generally alright, (except for Bb melodic minor slurred, which I like totally forgot).
Then we reached the last category of scales – which was double stops. There were 3 scales here; in 3rds, in 6ths, or octaves. I was like praying omg pls pls pls don’t choose octaves, phew, she chose 6ths.
And then octaves -.-
And then 3rds.
Walao! This examiner really never test cello before >.< Supposed to like choose 1 out of the 3, okay maybe 2 still can. But wtf? All 3? I think she thought these double stop scales are one category each individually -.- In total i kena tested like ~15 scales?!
Sight reading:Another joke!
She really really never had another cellist before in her career as an examiner. She took the sight reading book, flipped all the way to the end, and asked me to play an extract.
Well, that extract was manageable, only tenor clef nia, so I managed to play it quite well. As I was playing, she was like squinting at the replica extracts on her table. After I finished, she told me, “Sorry, sorry, that was the wrong extract.”
I looked at the top of the page. It says “Double Bass”
Lol, we had a good laugh together, and she said, “Well, at least that sounded nice?” =D
Haha, after that I played the correct extract lah, got until treble clef, but since I had 4 years of RISE training + that bloody Shostakovich in my first piece, the sight reading should score quite well.
AURAL:Omg omg! This is the biggest joke.
First part: Sing the bass line
She played the extract twice, and then I started to sing. And after that, she was like “Sorry, you voice was a bit deeper than I expected. I couldn’t hear clearly. Lets try that again.”
-.- At least I got another hearing of the extract. But I still sang out of tune and completely wrongly.
Second part:
Chords and cadences. Well I was bluffing my way through, but should be quite okay.
Third part: Modulation
Okay, here she will play 2 extracts, then I need to say what key it modulated to. For the first extract, my answer was Dominant minor. I think its correct lah.
Second extract; the key was D minor. My answer was relative major. And she asked me for the exact key. My mind was really in a whirl and I was stuck, then I remembered “A minor and C major", and the interval was like a third.
So I said, B major, like D -> C -> B, (okok please don’t laugh, there’s more at the end). Immediately after I said that, I suddenly showed an expression of uncertainty. Well, the examiner was kind, so she asked “Do you want to stick with that answer? Or is there something else you want to tell me?”
I recalled that there was supposed to be a Bb, so I said “Bb major”. ARGH!! *Bangs my head on the table* Lol, ppl give me second chance and I still wrong, wtf how can I be so dumb??!?
Answer was F major, like D -> E -> F.
T.TFourth part: Characteristics of the extract
Omg, my aural fail. But this last part must own. Well, most of the examiners mark based on overall impression anyway, so if you can score this part, at least it could erase my previous embarrassment >.<
Lol, the question was "Say anything you like.."
And the piece was? Haha something that I knew!! Lol, out of the ~5 pieces tested for aural, I already could identify 2 of them. And yes! Jackpot!! Well, since the question was say anything you like, I just shot my mouth away and start impressing her with everything I knew, and well, she was quite impressed.
Dang. Now i really want to laugh, bang my head and swear at the same time. Seriously this exam was such a joke hahah. To think I actually entered the exam with the objective of getting Distinction, and since my pieces screwed up sooo badly, I really must hope hope hope hope hope I can retain my merit.
21+23+26+17+18+15=120? Argh! Please please please!
Nevertheless, this exam was like my most enjoyable one (other than the pieces) in my 9 years of learning music.