26th March 2008

hm, pon tang the last 2 days of school. i think i missed quite abit of lessons and now the thought of trigonometry or atomic structure seems unrealistic in my mind.

oh well, tmr i'm going back to school and i'm going to sit back in my place in lectures again.
how unfortunate, my slot in the sitting arrangement is between a couple so its like i've to bear with all the flirting rocheting around me. And when i ask if they want to swap seats, i get beaten up =( . and i hate it when they go into an interesting conversation and then due to unwanted listeners (me) they'll always pause their conversation by saying "ah i'll tell you later"
Whenever i ask a question or give advices i get beaten up too =(
Oh when i sleep during lectures i get beaten up too, cause i'll attract the teacher's attention.
hai thats lectures for me.

anyway tmr i'll be having like maths and chemistry test. obviously i'm gonna flung it but its alright, like i always advice my parents whenever i do badly for an exam; "failure is the road to success"

Yesterday was Hong Yao's birthday anyway, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY:D
hm, went to eat and then we went to play retarted CS. (counter strike) lol was really spastic we were like turning the lan shop into a Kopitam by screaming like spastic people. lol in the end all got sore throat. ha slept like 3am so i was too tired to attend school the following day.

well, incase my teacher murders me tmr, i better add my last goodbye.
goodbye :D

18th March 2008

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BINGXUN :D


anyway here are some pics from my birthday



yay cut cake! no birthday's complete without it.put
up a fight before i get thrown into the pool...

and finally thrown into the pool. lol

16th March 2008

woah i just saw this email,

Mas Selamat's really a master of disguise.

I feel so unsafe now; that guy from my school might just be him.

anyway tonight marks the end of a long week of deserved break for stressed out brains of JC students like mine. Oh well monday blues are gonna haunt me again tmr.

goodnight

13th March 2008 (sissors paper stone!)

2 days ago i was dead bored in the middle of the night when suddenly jessica came online.
so we started playing this stupid game called "sissors, paper and stone"
okay this is the simplified chat conversation:

Christopher: Lets play sissors paper stone, at the count of 3 we put something out okay
jessica:k
Christopher: 3, 2 ,1 !!!




(jessica's is titled with J and mine's with C)
Christopher: yay i win !!
Jessica: NO!!! CANNOT !!
Christopher : haha
Jessica: CHEAT !!
Christopher: what i put gun !! better than sissors

so we decided to play again, but this time jessica counted

Jessica: 3,2,1 !!!




Christopher: HA?! WHAT THE ?!?!
Jessica: HAHA !!!
Christopher: kk !! fair we both use big weapon = same power
Jessica: MA BOMB BIGGER !
Christopher: You put bomb i putbig gun fair what ! equal
Jessica: Mine STRONGERRRRRR !
Christopher: nono !! fair we're equal!
Jessica: NO!!
Christopher: not meh?
Jessica: Big gun is worse than bomb !

okay so we decided to play again, lol

Jessica: 3,2,1 !!


Christopher: WHAT THE !!??! thats a pen ?
Jessica: HAHA!! NOO its not, its a nuclear bomb!!!
Christopher: (in disbelief how jessica can think of such stuffs conciedes defeat)
So we played another round, lol
Christopher: oka okay ! i now sure win !
Jessicaa: ok!! ready !! 3,2,1 !


Christopher: HAHA I WIN !! I GOT BOMB SHELTER !!
Jessica: HAHA !! HAHA!! CANNOT !
Christopher: i'm safe !! you die !!
Jessica: Not counted !! Nobody can beat Christopher the Great !!
Christopher: haha you know i was about to draw you the next round haha.

Jessica: yay! i win !!! nobody can defeath Christopher the Great !!
Christopher: How can you use my character's super abilities ! ! you only can use Jessica's abilities and not mine ! here, type -abilitylist to see ure list of abilities.
Jessica: -abilitylist
Christopher: 1) SLEEPING 2) BLURING 3) FORGETTING 4) er,,, 5) BULLYING CHRISTOPHER.
Jessica: diaooooooooooooo no.. me me ! now my turn, you type -abilitylist
Christopher: -abilitylist
Jessica: 1) BULLY PEOPLE 2) BULLY JESSICA 3) STILL BULLY JESSICA 4) play play play ! 5) voice that kills 6) hm,,, bully jessica !

lol alright i already cut off alot of part if not it'll be really boring and i'll sleep even before i'm done writing. :D
bye

7th March 2008

finally its a friday which significantly marks the end of every dreadful JC days.
well, today's exceptionally special with the release of the A lvl results which my gp teacher predicted would cause 75% of the previous J2 batch to cry.

Hm, today i got sunburnt all over from playing basketblal excessively under the hot singapore sun.

Anyway, this week, on one of the Project Work (pw) lesson, we were supposed to discuss on "Ground Breaker" which simply means a person who has contributed alot of the society.
My group, started off with Robin Hood, yes robin hood, the guy in the disney story book which robs the rich to feed the poor. Then Superman, who supposedly saved mankind from being wiped off the face of the earth, then George Bush, on what he did and how it benefit some people and lastly, Ghandi.. lol
Oh we also talked about Mas Selamat and some girl told me he escaped with black magic. lol

Econs tutrorial's a total change from its lecture. My teacher's really funny who tend to unconsciencely creates a new joke every minute to allow you to laugh yourself awake.
And when we were talking about respect, he said: " yes, i allow food, drinks and oh yah please, if u yawn, its okay. i do not deem it as disrespectful. And do you know whenever you resist a yawn, it would return to haunt you with a series of mini yawns and futhermore, for people who do not get sufficent amounts of sleep, their yawn might be so great that resisting it would result in breaking your jaw bones." lol?
oh thats my econs teacher anyway.

i guess thats about it :D goodnight

3rd March 2007

right so today i finally found the first lesson that didn't transmute me into a sleeping log; Econs lesson.

Anyway today while i was minding my own business, i recieved this MMS and found it kinda interesting.

It was a photo of Mas Selamat bin Kastari, the alleged leader of Singapore's wing of Jemaah Islamiah, which i hestitated and finally decided not to put up here. ( better to be safe than secure huh. you wouldn't like waking up finding ure head or hand not at the right place )
The message wrote:
"Please call 999 immediately if you see Mas Selamat Bin Kastari. He is short ( 1.58m tall ) and limps on his left leg. Thank you."

After recieving this particularly happening message, my thoughts began to wonder to many stuffs, including to how he escaped.
My first thought was: I'm gonna sue Singtel if i have to pay for this MMS which although might seem like only $1 more, $1 more to a $150 phone bill isn't going to go unoticed.
It was reported that Kastari escaped on Wednesday from the toilet of a detention centre, leading to an apology from the government for a "security lapse."

A security lapse? lol you telling me some guy who planned to turn singapore into alantica by bombing us deep into the ocean escaped because of that security lapse? As we all know the media's infmously know for feeding its readers with crap.
How's a lone guy wearing some prisoner uniform gonna walk out of a detention camp which obviously is surrounded by towering walls without being noticed. Mind Blogging eh? Maybe Osama has developed a stealth suit and some how passed it to him. Oh maybe he flushed himself into the toiletbowl hoping to land up somewhere not as smelly as the prison toilet.
Or maybe, he disguised himself as a guard and walked out.
lol one sounded too AVPish, cartoonish and hollywoodish.

Anyway how in the world did he escape, when i, wearing a school uniform which could almost blend with the other school unform, not get away with being late!
Always caught when going into lecture halls, halls, concourse, morning assembly. yah you name it.
ah that fateful wednesday might just have been his day.