Saturday, July 31, 2010

Emotional

Yeah, i do agree...
Sometimes im too emotional...
I used to get angry or mad at ridiculous things~

But...

MAMPOS laa wei...
If i get mad, thats mean i DONT LIKE it...
so bear with it laa...
No matter what...

Like how i respect your life, please respect mine...
Grrr...

Calculus

Dua, Tiga kucing berlari...
Mane nak same si kucing belang...
Dua Tiga boleh didarab dan dibahagi...
Tetapi kalau dah masuk kelas calculus,
Ko terer camne pun still rase bengang...

*lecturer calculus BOSAN...Bosan pon x mcm lecturer nih~

Friday, July 30, 2010

Butakah?

Ade sepasang suami isteri...
Mereka berebutkan sepotong kek...
Jadi mereka bermain satu game...siapa yg menang akn dpt kek tersebut...
Syarat game tersebut simple je...
Siape bercakap dahulu, die kalah...
Jadi kedue due suami isteri ni pon diam membisu...tidak mahu kalah...

Sejam kemudian,
Seorang pencuri masuk kedalam rumah mereka...
Disebbkn melihat suami isteri ini x brckp ape2...
Pencuri tu ingt dorg ni buta...
Jadik die curilaa brg2 yg ade di dlm rumah trsebut..

Setelah pencuri tu keluar,
Si isteri pun berkate
"kenapa awak biar je pencuri tuh!?"
Si suami pula menjawab
"Awak cakap dahulu! Yeay! so saye dpt makan kek! Yes"

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Not that part of Korea

My fren study kat Korea...
He said that:~

Kat dorg nye universiti...dorg kene smayang kat TANGGE KECEMASAN jer...

FULAMAK!...bapak r..

and bile kat mall...dorg curik2 smayang kat FITTING ROOM!

STYLE lah wei!

coz kat Korea xde bnyk surau or masjid. adoi...
Sometimes ak rase jealous to see my fren hidup mewah kat overseas...
But it seems that its not that cool after all...
People are write about diz...

"You will not know how hard it is until you try it yourself !"

*For that, I salute them all lah...no matter how hard it is...You guys never forget of Allah. Hope barakah is with you all.amin.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Becareful


Some people may look like they have no harm...



But, becareful...even Mary from our kindergarden song can be worse than anything we hav ever imagine!

Sunday, July 18, 2010

The 100th Casanova

At last...haha
Its my 100th post...

Well,
Aku rase touching lak tibe2...hahaha
I still remember my first post which is Why Casanova?
Yeah~
Im still the same old guy, old cast, and the old casanova...
and still the "bodo" guy.
never changed...
because its always been me....
Who will write n who wrote this blog...
To share sumtin to you...
To learn sumtin from you...
So...keep on tracking me kay?

Chow~

Petrol Oh Petrol

Hahaha...
Harge petrol naek lagi...
So ak nak tanye korg antare 2 pilihan ni, mane lg jimat minyak?

1. Bawak kete laju2 untuk cepat smpai.
(Tapi lagi laju, meanin lg la korg tekan minyak en?)

2. bawak kete slow2 untuk x bazir minyak.
(Tapi lg lame korg amek mase on the road, so lg bnyk pkai minyak)

You choose...then tell me...

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Berjiwa Besar

Fuh...
Dah masuk sminggu...
Luka di kaki ni x sembuh2...
Semuanye gara2 terlalu sygkn Kure Kure yg bername Apple tu....

Flashback...(effect asap kepul2)

Waktu tu gua di blakang rumah...nak cuci tempat dia..
So bgla die jalan2 kat area blakg umah tu...kasik free la kire..
Than..tibe2 tngk die hilang...
Last2 nmpk die nak terjun dalam longkang besar...
Dengan pantasnye gua larilah sekuat ati cam ribut wo!
(sebab xnak die jatuh la kan...pecah cengkerang baru taw)
Tengah lari2 slipar gua tercabut...
Then gua terus lari berkaki ayam...
Terpijak pulak lumut...
BUSH!! Jatuh tergolek atas tar...adoi...

Yg best nye, si Apple ni tengok je aku...die pon x jadi terjun..terkejut kot..hahaha
Aku pun angkat la die g masuk dalam...
Pastu baru sedar kaki da berdarah darah ngan banyak...
Time tu pedih die pon dtg la gak...
Cam gile mandi tahan saket...
Semuanye kerana mahu slamatkan kure kure kesayangan..
Naseb baek aku Berjiwa Besar

Friday, July 9, 2010

Malay's Mouth

Kadang2 aku pon konfius...
Islam mengajar kita menjadi seorg yg polite, baek hati...n tutur kate terjage...
But it seems like...
Kita x ikot pon camtuh...
Btul ape org Cine cakap...
"Malayu ni tau cakap saja, tarak tau buat itu suma"
Then how do you expect dorg nk peluk Islam?
n camne nak bg org laen respect kite if kte pon x respect org...
Huish...
Kerana mulut agama binasa...

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Waka Waka

Yeah...
I can hear it...everybody seems to like this song now...
But actually~
Do you really know what does this song means?
WakaWaka~
An Africa song created previously in 1986 as a tribute to soldiers..
It is also known as The Military...
The relevance of WakaWaka to football is that the game is often synonymous with doing battle...
But this song has a secret meaning...which is..
You dont hav 2 be popular to win a battle...you just need the spirit!
Dedicated especially to England, Brazil and poorly France~
You all break our hearts...
So long guys...
What else can i say?

"Waka Waka...its not your time for Africa" hahaha~