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Weak bukan bermaksud Lemah


sebab cik tikus kate SALAH!
die cakap...
Weak bukan bermaksud lemah as what u imagine...
Weak bermaksud together through thick and thin...


Aku reply: Die da start ceramah daa...Baek Puan!


Cik Tikus : (Garang face)

Relief

Tatkala time exam nih, gua tau ramai yg tension2 sal stadi kan..
So kat sini gua mau share teknik2 melepaskan geram...

1. Jerit sekuat hati...
2. Korek idung puas2...
3. Kentut kat muke org...

konpem lege! cubelah~

50:50

Gosh...

I dont like options...

because options always keep quiet...

they never told me which one of them will help me...

and which one will misguide me...

they just shut their mouth up and let me choose~

i hate when i have to decide..

and i hate it from the moment i came to diz world..

and i still hate it now~

cause im always end up in a dead end~

and they laugh at me..again n again..

so kene patah balik...and take the other road..

such a waste of time...

arrgh...

cant we just walk in a str8 line instead?

Mereng

org yg x mereng cakap..

org yg ckp sorg2 tu mereng...

tapi..orang mereng tu cakap sorg2 supaye nak lepas pendam..

sebab xnak simpan2 nnt jd mereng...

jadik? sape yg mereng?

org yg xmereng yg menuduh org mereng, mereng,

or orang mereng yg x ngaku mereng..

tp sume org penah cakap sorg2..

so gua mereng, lu mereng,

sumerang mereng!! haish...

merengkah kite bile memerengkan org mereng?

korg jawab r sendiri..mereng!

Night Market

One of my routines every week...
Aku akan pergi pasar malam...
Yes, my food heaven...is pasar malam...cool huh?
tak kire la pergi ngan my mum, frens or my girl ke kan...
the environment still the same..
But there is one thing i cannot handle there~
The beggars...
Owh..kesian dowh!
So ade la one time aku dpt baki 50sen beli kebab...
and decided to give it to sorg makcik nih...
Baru je nak taruk 50 sen tu dlm kole...
my mum yg nak bayar tau fu fa panggil,
mane 50 sen tadi? mama xde duit pecah laa..
oww mann...terhalang hasratku...
dpt baki 10 sen je balik...pun jadilaaa..
dah bukan rezeki makcik en...10 sen pun jadik...
dun worry...next time i will return....
because...
i'm a kaki pasar malam remember?

Music

Music...

Is a passion...

Full of colored notes that flew around me every time i'm into it..

I dont know what wud really happen to diz world without music...

i play with music...

i sleep with music...

and i even shower with music...

music...music...and music...

You such an A list thing for me...

You are my talent and i'm yours~

Coz i love you that much...yeah....

My greatest love of all..

Kelip kelip

Everyone knows...

Now its raining season...

The cloud's tears will fall down every evening i guess...

So one day...

On the highway...

It was raining heavily..

The winds blows roughly crossing the road...

and i barely seen anything in front of me...

suddenly, there's a Myvi opened his double signal...

and every vehicle followed him...

so all vehicles on the road open their double signal..

and at that moment i can see a very beautiful scenery..

its raining, with all vehicles and their double signal...

its like hari raya celebration!..

a very nice moment...

Time n Table

Orang kekadang ade gak r tanye aku..

-wei, ko busy2 ni cane ko arrange time hah?

-alah..senang je..wat r timetable...(jawapan klise)

-x pnah pon aku nmpk timetable ko kat bilik ni...

-tu haa...aku letak jam kat atas meja...'timetable' la tuh...

-babi ko!?

-hahahaha~

*pss...masa itu emas...(kowt)

Melodi Vokal

Aku suke menyanyi...

Bile aku menyanyi...aku hiburkan hati...

Walaupon suare biase2 saje...

Tapi tetap tenangkan jiwa...

dan bile jiwa jadi rindu...

aku nyanyi lagu sayu...

dan pabile jiwa jadi marah...

aku putarkan lagu tak berarah...

sebab...

minatku ini sangat mendalam...

untuk aku persembahkan ke seluruh alam...

Uda dan Dara

Lorgh~
aku terbace kat surat khabar...
Isu wanita berkuase...
alahaii...
Yg laki rase tercabar...
Yg pompuan mengade2....same je...

tu la guys..org suruh dulu kecik2 g skolah blaja..bukan ngorat awek~
pompuan lak...alamak...korg ni pon satu laa... cukup r tuh sorg due pegang jawatan..
yg len duk je r umah g masak ke ape...bukan mmg tu ke keje korg?

*no offences