Me'layu'kan

Bile lu kate lu sambut tahun baru...

mesti cakap pasal azam baru...

yang gua tahu...azam orang melayu...

semuenye taik2 berbau...

taik kambing, cicak n lembu semuanye disitu..

...

sebab ape?

sebab gua pon orang melayu...

hanye pandai berkate kate...petah berbicare...

tetapi tidak pandai melaksane...

mungkin ia benar...

kerana ia memang benar...

mungkin ia salah...

tetapi ia takkan salah...kenape?

kerane bak kate saye...

"akan melayu hilang di dunie...jikalau kite malas belake"

by da way...

happy new year to all my frens, families, makcik shuffler, n whoever in this world that love me...

To Thousand Ten

Everybody seems so happy...

Everybody seems so fun...

But clearly...

Everybody keeps on sleepy...

About the amal in the hunt...

*renung renungkan

No rewind

You've said it now...but careful...
You might not want to repeat it anymore....

Kau.Chermin?

Chermin itu....

Berkilauan...

Terang menerang di sanubariku....

Tetapi sayang....ku tidak boleh menatap selalu...

Kerna bimbang virus2 rindumu menghantuiku....

kerana kau chermin...

chermin hatiku...

Please answer

aduhh...

bengong betol laa..

why diz people keep asking questions hah?

are they dumb?

people said 'malu bertanye sesat jalan...'

but i think 'banyak bertanye sengal sengalan...'

siriously~

but i have to admit aku nih pon bnyk tanye gak rr...

dulu time kecik2 gua penah tanye bapak gua...

"pa...why the winds blow?"

erk??...kalau r ade budak tanye aku skrg, aku pon xleh jawab..muahahahaa...

so...

len kali jngn r banyak soal...

juz follow the flow~

baru orang x panggil ko bodow...

Aiman Ziqri

Aku ade sorg cousin..
Baru 2 tahun...
Die ni ade allergy kat kacang...
but the problem is...
Kacang tu lah favourite die!!
So satu hari die dtg r umah aku yg banyak gile balang kacang nih...
Tengah2 die nak bukak penutup balang...
Mak die nampak...
"Aiman Ziqri...NO kacang!!"
n u noe wat die jawab ape...
"manede...balang x tutup lapat..."

*bijak gile bdak2 zaman sekarang...

Tahi Ayam

Gila...

perjalananku ke kelas mengambil mase 40 minit...

n jalan kaki tiap2 ari??!

arrrghh...damn!

tahi!

tahi!

tahi!

ayam betullah!

Gaga Romance

First thing first...
I'm not her biggest fan...
But what i want to talk about is...
This women has the attitude...
To be herself....erk....
no....to create herself...thats correct...
With the injections of brand new songs...
and to be a 'fashion crazy bitch'...
you need a lot of courage to achieve that...
and proud of her 'mind my own business'
so maybe...
thats how it works...
We must be somebody to be somebody...
then.. you will find a life...
as simple as that...

Pernah Makan Cucur?

Harituh aku gi makan kat cafe...
Mase tngh amek2 cucur udang....
adela sorg minah ni tanye makcik tngh goreng tuh...
"makcik, asal x letak udang kat cucur udang nih...eee...pastu nanti nak caj mahal2"
den, dngn sempoinye makcik tu pon jawab...
"pernahke nampak badak dalam cucur badak..pernah ke? pernah?"

*terkebil-kebil

Sejadah

People in this world...

Some of them have happiness...

Some of them have good carriers...

Some of them have the money...

and Some of them used to travel a lot around the world...

plus,

Some of them have slept, played, sat and ran on a high class cruise...

but poor, very poor...

MOST of them...

never even stand on a sejadah...

what a shame...

god bless you...people.....

Smart Judgers

Why people are so lame...
If you dont like it...you dont have to judge it...

maybe becoz Redza Minhat si gampang solo tu kate critics are the best job in the world kot...
Maybe largh...but still...people hav the authority to do what they want to do...

if they want to involve in societies ke clubs ke...gotong royong ke...then so what?
xyah r nak condemn...
cakap nanti study hancur la...bukan dapat gaji laa...ape laa...then again...so what?
at least they contribute something...to search for experience...

Lisa Surihani pernah cakap...
"kat dunie ni ade 2 types of people...
booksmart people and experiencesmart,
so u xleh judge org and u xde hak nak judge orang!"

so now u see?
even u ade masters pon...xsemestinye u reti kopek buah kelape...
paham??

then next time...dont judge people unless you already become both...

University

Bile seseorang tu masuk U...

Mesti beliau akan berase seronok...

Mungkin sebab die da besar...

or da pandai...or da maju..

or dapat gembirakan hati mak bapak...

maybe laa...maybe not...

But there's one thing that makes me happy when i'm entering U tomorrow

sebabbb....

Lepas ni da bole kawen!!...hahahaha....

Qurban

aku bngn kol 10 pagi sabtu...

excited konon nak g masjid sembelih lembu...

tp nak sembelih ape..

sampai2 je sume keje da siap...

wtf...17 ekor lembu da siap agih kol 10??....pantas sungguh!

korg ni sembelih lembu ke lenyek lembu?

den br aku taw...makcik2 sume turun padang...patot rr...

frust gile beb...frust gile...

yg tinggal...bau taik lembu je yg tramat best.

sekian terime kaseh.

arrrghh...aku maseh x puas hati!!

Animal Facts 1

Animal Facts Code 1 : Orang Utan

Did you know?

Orang utan is one of our trademark in south east asia...

Native to Malaysia and Indonesia, they are currently found in rainforest on the islands of Borneo and Sumatera..

They are also the largest living arboreal animal...

and have longer arms then other great apes...

and its arms are always twice as long as their legs..

they eat all kind of fruits, young leaves, shoots, insects, honey and even bird eggs...

Orang Utan IQ is 96.4% similar to us...

Which make them the most intelligent creature after human...

Which mean they can understand us if we talk to them...but cannot speak back to us..duhhh...

Thats all for now...

Till next...Animal Facts

AirAsia

Alright here it is...

i never taught that LCCT was so packed like bus stand kat kelang...

its really crowded and...really crowded...

but you cannot complain coz u deserve to get this for the amount that u pay for...

but what i like about airasia is...of coz...

(Warning!!... girls are not allowed to read anymore!)

the stewardess...

super hot and very sexy dude!

did you see their legs? 

and their asses? oh my...

hahahaha...

i've warned you girls...dont read.

Kuching Sarawak

My 5 days vacation to Kuching was totally superb...

lots of interesting places...

lots of unique cultures...activities and foods...

cant describe it here...its too long to be told...

You all should go see it for yourself...its more fun that way...

 

     Trying the bamboo dance

   I scored at this blowpipe shoot (sumpit)

Who says that malaysia is boring? fun watt...

So guys, lets do some cuti2 malaysia...till then...

She's the one

at this moment...

i miss her so0 much!

nothing can deny it...

and nothing can change it...

i keep thinking bout her everyday...every hours.....every second...

we have separated for about 1 months already...

oh god...

why must my life could be so hard without her?

she used to done everything for me..everything!

she knows all my favourites....

and she always wake me up in the morning....

even bebel at me sometime..

but i know, she loves me..

and i love her too...

so thats why i want to tell her...

oh bibik...pulanglah...

aku xnak buat keje umah lagiii.....

huk huk....

Baber pondan

I went to the barber shop just now..

to cut my hair..long lost hair...

While waiting for my turn...

I went to the magazine's spot,

to find something to read...

but what makes me feel awkward is..

they were all girls' magazines....

"perempuan, jelita, cleo"

i was like huh?? what the yuck~

do these mamak realize that only guys would come here to cut their hair?

but at last...

 i manage to finish not one but three mags because it was so damn bored doing nothing...

Damn good face

Aku teringat mase kecil...

Tatkala aku bersame adik2 masih lg hingusan...

satu hari kitorg gado besar...

sebab aku start dulu kacau dorg makan...

so sebab da terok sngt...

My dad turun...sebab my mom panggil

My dad x cakap pape...

My dad juz amek bedak bayi johnson n johnson ...yg beratnye dlm 3kg...yg wane pink tuh...

lalu terus baling str8 forward to my face!

yes..i repeat, str8 forward to my face!

TERBAEK DI SITUUU!!!

ooohhhh...fuck! saket gile babi...

aku hanye nampak burung2 berkicauan pusing2 kat atas kpale time tuh...

sambil menyanyi2 riang "padan muke yea yea padan muke"

and aku hanye dapat berfikir "mesti hebat ayah maen baling slipar kecik2 dulu..."

terdiam satu rumah sebentar...aku lagi laa...bisu terus kot..

although aku mmg bengang thp cipan yg bengang gak...

skarang aku taw..he tought me sumtin..

he want me to be a good boy, good son, and a good brother..

and the most important is..

he gave me a damn hot good looking face...

Bila larut malam

Gua pelik la beb..

org cakap...kalau kita x tido malam...

maknenye kite insomnia...

macam burung hantu...yg mate besar tu...

tapi..wa punye kes laen...

kejap wa tido mlm... 

kejap wa tido siang...

so..nak kate penyakit ape pon xtaw...

jadik senanye, bile waktu tido gua?

Happy or Hippy

Yesterday...

i realized...

Happy...is a feeling..

and this feeling will never come to you...

even when you do something that you like so much...

but... 

it will be there...

if you do it with someone you love...

i'm so happy...

Malaysian Fruits

This morning i went to my dad's orchard to collect some fruits..

Then i saw diz one tree full of its fruits...

so jadila satu conversation between my dad n i..

"banyak gile buah cempedak pokok nih!"

"itu nangke...bukan cempedak..."

"ooohhh..."

Then i went to the next tree...

"pokok ni pon banyak gile nangke die..!"

"tu la cempedak!...bukan nangke..apela ko ni..tau makannn je..."

I walked away....

Why casanova?

first of all...

casanova...kenape ek?

sbb aku bajet aku hensem sangat?...nahhh..

its becoz i think its a damn cool name..n very 'meaningful'..

bg aku...casanova is only 4 dem who called themselves 'orang' SAJE..

the truth is, for me..

cast...is similar to 'orang' yg hidop mcm actors kat dunia nih...

 and nova...is similar to life kat dunie ni yg penuh warna warni cam cite tom tom bak..(life sucks act..)

and for this blog aku tambah bodo sbb manusia mmg bodo..

bile da combine...jd r seorang pelakon di dunie yg ade colorful life tp bodo...

so kene r ngn aku yg br buat blog nih...to share sumtin bout me, my life, 

n maybe to learn sumtin from you all...

(kan aku da ckp td aku bodo...)

hahaha..so thats y its called...

casanova...

chow~