I'm in love..

..with this girl.


Does anyone have any idea who she is? Call me a pervert or whatever, but she is someone I'd happily stalk, on any freaking day, rain or shine, in sickness and in health, 'till death do us part. Am I the only one who thinks she's stunningly beautiful? I have no idea what makes her look so 'ooh-la-la'. She's just oh-so-mysterious. I like~

Anyways, if any of you have a picture of someone that looks somewhat similar to Dreamgirl here, please, please, please, DO NOT hesitate sending it to me. If you have a pic of Dreamgirl herself, or even a larger, clearer version of this pic, I will PAY you to send it to me. I swear, I love her. Obsessively.

Also, someone else 'lah'. Hee-

Oogly-woogly-googly,
The Milkman

Admin System? Grr!

Here's something I came up with. You can say I was bored. Not very happy with the admin today. Hmph. I suppose the count is all wrong on some lines, but whatever, still can do la.

To refresh your memory,

I Kissed A Girl - Katy Perry

Instrumental.

I Kissed A Girl (Instrumental) - Katy Perry

Ever since I started studying here,
Late March of last year,
There was something that ticked me off,
Even on the first day,
I was fine, just okay,
Not 'till the long delay,
Wanted my student ID,
But you ignored me.

Chorus:
I don't want to deal with this,
Whenever my name's not on the namelist,
I'll ask you, "Please, just fix it",
But all you tell me is to 'fill and submit'.
"Student ID?"
"Where's your receipt?"
"Fill in these forms."
"Here are your penalty fees."
I just hate the admin system.
*admin system*

Missing class is really not funny,
Lost in university,
It's making me mentally unstable,
Missing my timetable,
Stacking up, with homework,
All because of the admin clerk,
I just get so confused,
My brain is getting so abused.

Chorus:
Don't tell me to come back next week,
Looking at me like I'm some kinda freak,
Don't ask me to go to the next room,
Or I'll hit you with the janitor's broom,
Student ID,
Where's my receipt?
Filling in these forms,
So many penalty fees.
I just hate the admin system.
*admin system*

Dutz dutz dutz.

Someday I wish to make a parody video with this song. I'm not implying I want to feature in it though. But maybe I'm just dreaming too much. No one would actually like my idea. :(

Something like this..



So sad. Will never be able to make one of my own.

No, I do not wish to dance in loincloth on video.

Off to early sleep,
The Milkman

Welsh Corgi is Happiness.

Damn YouTube.

I went across this freaking video of joy and can't enough of it.

DOWNLOADED!

Madness. I kept "Aww!"-ing, all the while squinty-eyed. I'm telling you, this freaking puppy has some kind of power over me, man. It's like I want to die because I can't have it. I 'Google'd the price range for this freaking dog, and a puppy would set me back RM2-3k. I was like, "FUG!".



AAAAAH! I will commit suicide if the real thing was put infront of me with a 'Do Not Touch' sign.



They're so cute.. Just too cute.. Ridiculously cute.. Gosh.
They must be from the devil.



I want to keep one in my room. It would be my best friend. Human interaction would become obsolete to me. Yes. My puppy, my friend.



Not only are they cute, they're smart too. Well, smarter than some people I know.



Before you say, "Moron, they're just cute when they're puppies", well, I say, "UP YOURS!"



THE PURE KONTOT-NESS. Gehehehehe! But, you know what's better than a Corgi?



TWO CORGIES.



I'll let you chew anything you want! Please come to me! :(



Arrrrr! Kill me, kill me now! D:



I think I'll name my Corgi 'Dim Sum'. Yes. Happiness in a small ball of goodness. Yes. :D



Hello! *insane*



It's teasing me! The freaking dog is teasing me! She knows I'll never have her! :'(



My Dim Sum, how could you?? Don't look at me like that! Stop!
ARRRRRH!

*goes crazy*,
The Milkman

Birthday Burn.

Yesterday was Malvin's 19th Birthday-

Happy birthday to you-
Happy birthday to you-
You're older than us now-
What are you gonna do-

We'll call you a granpa-
We'll call you a granpa-
Please give us your car ba-
You're too old to drive maaaaaaa-

Thank you, thank you.

Anyways, Miri damn hot la, deng. I don't know why some of my Kuching friends will complain if it rains. Rain is good la. If it rains here, might be for a few hours, but after that, the sun shines even brighter than before, and the rainwater evaporates into stenchy heated vapour. It's like being in a fowled sauna. Gargh.

Back to topic. Melissa contacted a few of us Swinburnites in Miri to gather and surprise Malvin at his house. Those present were Queen Melissa, Princess Wan Shin, Duke Arvin and me, as the Peasant. With commands from the Queen, the Duke and Peasant sent messages to Granpa Malvin, with birthday wishes and misleading notions that all of us are in Kuching already. Much to his surprise,

The Queen and Duke were at his front gate. (Lol @ Posing)



Princess first.



I forgot what the book was called. 'New Moon'? It's some Twilight blahs. Not my thing. Bridget Jones FOREVER.

"You said you were in Kuching!". Urrrrr... Blame Queen.




Cheh, like not happy wan. Cheh. Cheh. Cheh.

Mmmm.. Full of BUTTERY goodness. :|



Brother is like, 'Why are his friends so lame?'



Awkward Prayer. :x

Omgscarypic.

After this, we went out for a drink at a random kopitiam and then to Ipoh Town for some makan. I had to go to evening mass soon after though, and I don't know if they did go to Marina Bay without me or not. T^T

How I despise Father 'V'. SO BORING.

Once again, Happy 19th Birthday GranMalvin. Lol.

Oddly sleepy,
The Milkman

That Lucky Bitch.

My dog is named Lucky. It's female, so-named bitch. Lucky bitch is a German Shepherd (GS).

The other day my mum made a call to a neighbour of ours, who has a purebred GS as well (or so he claims..), named Boy Boy. Mum wanted Lucky to have a litter of her own. 5 minutes later, neighbour person came over with his male GS. Initially, he wanted to charge RM800 for a bonk between the dogs. Why so expensive? I don't know. Purebreeds must really be expensive after all. My mom refused to pay and offered to split the offsprings 50-50 if the afternoon spent 'bonding' was fruitful. It started off pretty rough, you could tell both of the dogs were breathing faster than normal. Needless to say, Boy Boy was bigger than our bitch. I was worried he would not be able to balance himself over Lucky while doing their 'thing', or in a worst case scenario, totally squash her.


In my honest opinion though, Boy Boy does not look purebred to me. He looks nothing like ours. Before you smart-assedly think that Lucky isn't really a purebred, go Google Image for pictures of GSs. Maybe Boy Boy is just fat. I don't know. And his left ear is flopped. I'd assume GS would have sharp ears pointing upwards. I was starting to doubt if this relationship would be legitimate. Either way, they started to adjust after a few hours.


Behind the bar? So kinky! I thought dogs were always horny, but apparently Lucky didn't feel like bonking today. She just teased Boy Boy by moving in to sniff him and when he moved closer to her, she'd literally jump back.

Suffice to say, the day ended without any 'success'. The next day, our neighbour took back Boy Boy. We all thought Lucky just wasn't into him, but who knew that wasn't the case though, as she 'cried' quite horribly, when Boy Boy walked out our gates with his owner. Maybe she just needed a friend. Not a 'friend'. Poor bitch. :(

Aww..

Took this the next day. All she did most of the time was just walk around, sniff the ground and then sit down. Omg rhyme. She's usually more active when any of us come out of the house. Aiyo, mum and I both say we 'sim tia' when we saw Lucky being so down. But honestly, Lucky deserves a better dog. Boy Boy freaking drooled like mad all over our patio. It even came too close for comfort when it came and sniffed near my privates. Nowonder it never worked out. Boy Boy was gay. D:

On a positive note,

I PASSED MY ENGINEERING MATHS B RESIT PAPER.

JOYOUS UNDESERVING SUCCESS. RAH.

Narr, I actually did study for it. I finally realized what was hanging on the line.

Now for my 'Thank You's to (in alphabetical order);
Diana, for answering my annoying phonecalls of questions and doing a subject refresher with me on the last day before the exam. Thanks for tapao-ing Twisters too. Lol.
Diana's Mum, for non-hesitatingly borrowing me RM300 to pay for the resit fee as I accidentally spent my spare money in KL. You saved me from my own family, auntie!
Mr. Mark, for readily giving me tips for the paper and also offering to help during the exam if needed. Complex numbers, complex numbers, complex numbers!
Siok Ying, for helping me understand certain topics better and explaining them very clearly until I understand and also contacting the lecturer to ask for advice/tips. Too embarassed to do it myself. Heehee.
Wan Shin, for keeping me informed on the paper and reminding me indirectly whether I have done enough studies for the day. Also, for telling me my results on the day of its publication when I was still sleeping. Haha.
Yong Kai, for driving Diana to uni that day for the refresher. Lol.

If I missed out anyone, it's definitely unintentional. I greatly appreciate the wishes from everyone who knew I failed and had to resit for the paper. Thank you all so much! :D

But, my feelings go out to those who did not pass the Engineering Physics resit paper. I hope the lecturers will help you guys because it's really unusual for all of the 12 who resat the paper to fail. Really unjustified too. All the best, J and A.

Partially bittersweet,
Jordan

A Valentine, In O-Nine.

:(

Someone isn't here on Valentine's Day.

What a let down.

Though I told you not to buy anything again, thank you for the watch.. And the PSP.. And the QS jacket, pants and wallet.. And the flight to KL.. And the nice food you let me try for the first time. Thank you for everything la! So much so much. But most of all, would like to thank you for staying with me, even though I'm so fugly bugly sucky. :P

Wish to spend more time with you. At least it's free. :B

All I got you was a pendant and chain. I don't think it costs even a quarter of the things you got me, but urm.. Not everyone is rich. Hee-

Hope you see you again soon le. Not sure when, but soon. Miss eating 'xiao long bao' and 'wo tiek' with you. Ehhh, I don't mean that I don't miss just being with you laaaa. Lol. Food so good food so good. :P

Anyways, its nearing 6 months we've been together. Would have never expected to last this long at first because you're so far away. But I'm confident we will have another 6 months together. And then another 6 months. And every other half year together until you get sick of me. :)

Time flies, but I hope that, what we have, doesn't.

OOH OOH. Want to share something I crossed!


SO CUTE?!?! :D~

'Take my hand and I'll take you there. Somehow, somewhere, someday.'

Missing you,
Jordan

Call It Fate, Call It Karma..

...but whatever it is, it feels DAMN GOOD.

Remember the freako auntie bimbo who gave me a small green in an angpao? She called the house this afternoon and I answered. Apparently, her expensive car could not start up and she had to be stuck at her office for the rest of the afternoon. HAHAHAHAHA. Noob. :p

Anyway, yesterday I bumped into my E.Maths lecturer in the uni hallway before going to the airport. I got all dumb and asked in a stupid way, 'Eh! Teacher mark liao arr?', which was partly rude. He didn't say anything except give a thumbs up and a smile. I seriously wonder if this is a good sign, or is it just his way of greeting 'young people'. Bah. Wish to stay optimistic and hope I did pass after all. Results will be announced on the 18th. We'll see if I stay afloat or drown.

Here's something I found on DeviantArt.

It's called 'Mini: La Fee Verte'. God knows what that means. What I know is, it's fun to practice Photoshop on. Save the picture, PS it however you like, send me your entry on MSN, and maybe if I get alot, I'll post all of them up in another post.

It could be prettied up. Though, it's not like Mini really needs it.



Or freaked out like Grace's. Which is just as 'cool'.
If you noticed, it also says very faintly, 'New fragrance for butch'. :|

Lol. Do your best/worst. :)

Looking forward to your submissions.

Photoshopping,
The Milkman

WhereTF is Jordan?

Right here.

Riiiiight here.

Okay, so it's been a while since I posted anything up. Since Christmas, seems like. Wonder if I still have people reading. Who cares?

Just a short update on what I've been up to.

Been studying for my Engineering Maths B resit paper, a subject of which I had flunked the past semester. It really does not surprise me one bit though, the fact that I failed. If anything, it was pretty obvious that I was going to fail anyway. First of all, my understanding of 'complex' maths takes a long time to process in my brain, compared to normal maths.

..why do I smell Indomee all of a sudden?..

Back to topic. So I sat for it on a fine Monday morning. Heart beating like it's gonna explode into 928714 bloody pieces of Honey Stars. I have, in all sincerity, never felt so nervous for a written exam in all my life. Not even SPM. Presentations do have similar effects on me, but for this exam, I had really made myself an ultimatum; Pass it, or pack up.

It's not like I can't do well in the Science stream. I've been bumming it all my life, and still manage to get scores between average and above average with last minute studies. Like my dad told me when I was in Form 4, if I actually try to put in some real effort, I could really do well in whatever subject thrown at me. The problem was though, I was just too lazy to put in anything but procrastination into that 'plan'. I'm not trying to say that I could be a genius if I tried, since advanced maths will always find some way to totally screw me over, but maybe if I was a little more diligent, I could really save my parents a hellalot of money. Oh well.

I'm hoping that God will bless me with a Pass on this resit paper. I might have not put in my all, but really, I just want to get over this obstacle so I can really focus on what I came here to study, and that's biotech. I agreed to 'rough it out' and get over maths and physics to get to the point where I can progress to my first year of my degree. If I don't pass this resit paper, which I highly hope does not happen, I will have to retake this one subject for the rest of the next semester. Not that it hasn't occured to me how much free time I would have, I just think I should just get this stupid study thing over with so my parents won't bli bla bli bla me when I'm at home on the computer or watching TV.

On a lighter note, Chinese New Year ended quite well. Got RM1k+ in angpaos. Considering I owe Princess D. RM300, and have spent RM150 worth of Valentine's Day gifts for 2 special people, I'm left with just over RM550. Come to think of it, my mom took away RM500 from me, saying she'll pay me back. What the hell? How shitty does it feel to finally realise, while writing a post, that you only have RM50 left to spend from your angpaos? Shit la. Don't care, I'm SO going to nag about getting braces.

Believe it or not, I didn't even go visiting. You can say these were 'tapao'ed. Tapao angpao. HAHAHAHAHA. Not funny.

Mom's angpao to me.

So thick right???

..she thinks she's sooooo funny.

In all seriousness though, I would like to give a spiritual hug to my parents and to those who gave me shiny greens and purples. But to the biatch who brought her elderly parents and two annoying sons, tell me why, when both your parents and two sons received angpow from my mom, no doubt with red, and you fugging give me a 1-digit green? Go shove a seasonal Mandarin orange up your kepo a**. No one asked if my hair was too long for your liking either. And I hate your hair.

Oh ya, before I forget, I'm sending my condolences to Paulina and her family, whom have recently experienced the loss of their beloved granpa.

Personally, I have never really had a connection with my granpas. One passed away before I was born(bad omen of my uprising), and the other experienced some communication problems with me(pathetic excuse for a Chinese, me). I think I just went off topic again.

But cheer up Pol, here's a picture to help you do just that.



Sorry Grace. Sacrifices have to be made in the name of friendship.

So these photos were taken in Miri obviously, when Sarah was around.



She was so damn sporting, she took our dare and made out with the guy on the other table. Just kidding. That is so totally untrue. She's not into locals.

Someone's been in the naughty.

She was really happy though. Motherhood renovated her airplane runway. I kid. She's not runway.



They're called 'Snoggers'. Available at your nearest Toy'R'Us store.



Very rough once you put in the batteries. Each Snogger includes 5 different vibrating options.

That was a lie. There were only 3.

I better sign off now. It's well over 3 a.m. Wonder if I should blackmail my friends with the videos I took over the years. Contemplation. So lazy to bold and italic. Blah.

Snicker Snicker,
The Milkman