Dear President of The Sleep-a-lot Club,
It is my honour and pleasure to explain my excuses to be a VIP member of your club. Firstly, I used to get up to 8 hours of sleep daily. With the recent change of environment, I have been unable to get more than 6 hours of sleep daily. Secondly, a sustainable amount of sleep really aids the thinking and reaction process while managing animals in the zoo, if I would want to step out of it breathing and alive. Thirdly, it is my all-time number one hobby. As all would have known, my passion - reading, has gladly contributed to the bad eyesight due to all that reading on the bed. So, may I implore you, please do not separate my life support from me for more than 16 hours in a day.
Thank you for your time and attention.
Sincerely,
XXX