randomness from an overly tired super pregnant crazy lady

*pam had her baby
*i want to have mine
*i am so done with snow
*and look at it outside
*i got a cold
*and last night was the crappiest sleep i've ever had
*mikey thinks he can wear two different boots to school today
*i almost don't care
*if i were pregnant with mikey, he would be born today
*he was 15 days early...see my reasoning?
*if not, oh well. too bad for you.
*alice thinks the crib is her new bed
*now i have to wash the bedding again
*at least tucker can't get into the crib
i think mikey's matches to his boots are in the backyard, covered with snow.
*does anyone want to break my water?
*i have a crochet hook somewhere.
*i don't think i can reach myself.
*but maybe...
*we still don't have a name
*we haven't even talked about it for a long time
*i am really hoping for inspiration
*maybe she will come out with one of those sticker name tags that reads "hello my name is...." and it will be filled out
*that would be nice
*really nice
*when i cough, i feel like my uterus is going to fall out
*and it hurts
*oh well
*life must go on...