Bad new for CID lovers

Shivaji Satam

Dear fans of C.I.D,
 the  longest running show in Indian history on SONY television channel may get a great grief,  Shivaji Satam who has been playing the role of A.C.P Pradyuman the super cop from last 15 years will quit the show this week.Although the producers , director and the channel did their best to retain him, but said he is unable to cope with the routine at his age of 62 as well as his contract with C.I.D will cease after this month.In his last episode on 22/12/2012 he will be fired and asked to leave the CID
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Shivaji Satam will be replaced by Mr. Deepak Shirke as the new ACP of  CID team. Guys we are going to miss a talented actor from our tv screen, CID is holding world genius record as the longest running show in the world till date. Lets see whats our new ACP Shahab is going to do, but his retirement will affect a lot to the show specially his fans will loose intrests from watching CID. I salute Mr. Shivaji Satam for his creativity of last 15 years, Sir, we are going to miss you badly.

Deepak Shirke

The Indian TV Serials are flying higher

Priya and Ram , the middle age couple of Bade achhe Lagte hain on Sony TV , finally consummanated their marriage. Switch channels and more recently, Mohan the young crime reporter of Na Bole Tum, Na Maine Kuch Kaha on colors, has started to fall in love with Megha and the TRPs have stayed steady at a healthy 2.0 for weeks. It’s a romance with a slight difference. For Mohan is a young man , while she’s Mrs Megha Vyas , a widow with two small children.

Now Indian television trying to cast the reality of the world as the story line are taking on everything like middle age love stories, remarriages, homosexuality and blah blah! And playing different kind of themes and coming closer to the realities of the modern India. So, Parvarish on Sony TV with current TRPs of arround 1.6, offers a slice of life by portraying the conflicts that arise between three generations of a family. The TRPs for Bade Achay … were at 2.7 through june 26 and peaked to 3.1 for the June 26 episode as an earlier episode had hinted at Priya’s pregnancy. Balika Vadhu on colors too continues its long run with high end  TRPs which have touched 4.0 in june ever since romance begain to bloom.

A clutch of new age women is emerging on television  like the ambitious Saanchi Mathur in Ruk jana nahi… the headstrong priya in Bade achhe lagte hain, the young but efficient Dr. Nidhi Verma in Kuch To Lok Kahaenge , who is in love with a much older man.

Take the case of Ammaji in the popular Na Aana is Des Lado on colors who has envolved from actively wncouraging female infanticide to championing women’s causes, now serials are reflecting the fact that besides maintaining the work home balance , women continue to be the backbone of the family. The serials have also relocated from metros to smaller town and lesser known villages of India, Balia, Bulandshar,Vanarashi, Bhopal are formaing intergal part of the stories. So while Sony’s Kuch to log kahenge is based on Lucknow , Na bole tum, Na mainy kuch kaha is set in Bhopal.
                                  

Amazing sony TV CID Team

Gulgule and Singham - please aap dono iss case se hath jaye..aab CID ne is case ko apne haath mai le liya ha

 Sonakshi sinha- Thappad se dar nahi lagta sahab pyar se lagta hai...

Daya- Oh u fool Gulgule CID aab kya in mujre waliyo ke piche padi rahegi we want big fish...like jayakant...Singham wats ur report

Jaykant shikre- kuch bhiu karne ka par mera ego hurt nahi karne ka..abe daya tu kay kar lega..tera to mai transfer karwa dunga abhi ke abhi... tere singham ka to welcome to goa ho gaya hai..aur tere kaam hi kya hai sirf darwaja todna...like "Daya Darwaja Tod Do" ha ha ha

Congrats to CID team for completing more than 15 years, Their show is running  from last 15 years because of their excelence and has solved each and every cases came into their hand. “Kyunki CID se aaj tak koi baach nahi saka”

Well let me introduces the CID members

Hello!! Senior inspector Abhijeet speaking, kya?? Usi jagha aur ek lash? My God!  It is the style of Mr. Abhijeet and most intelegent officer among the CID member after ACP Pradyuman. He is crazy about Dr. Tarika, but bloody loser he had never proposed her.

Pichay Hatho,  Darwaza tod dete hai!! Daya ka hath jab padta hai na to mujrim totay k tarha bolne legta hai!! Yes I am talking about the muscles power man Daya! His kick and slap is fabulous I like him.

Why we will forget Fedricks! Because slow and steady win the race, his help in every cases is iconic in the form of comedy, and he caught the criminals just by snipping  “Ye to bartan dhonay k sabun ki badbu hai sir!” wah wah wah! He care and scare his wife most and the only thing he worry about is “AATMA” (eveil sprit, soul) Sir mujhay atamao se dar lagta hai

Hai kyon? Pata lagao hai kyon? Daya gaddi bhagao mujrim bhag raha hai!! HA HA I am talking about the big boss ACP PRADYUMAN , He had shot his own son to prove his loyalty towards his duty and he never ignore anyone’s crime whether it is did by his own blood! “Aab chakki piste raho jail ke salhkho ke pichay “ “Tumhe to fasi ki saza hogi fasi!” These are some most common dialogs he speaks at the end of every episodes. But I always wonder that why he is not promoted from ACP (Assistant Commandant of Police) to any other higher post in last 15 years?

The Creative vivek, I love his flying kick which blows the jaws. I have also heard that many of his action is directed by his own.

“Kuch bhi kaho lekin Shalunke sir ke bal ko insult mat karo” the forensic chief Dr. Shalunke weird damn minded man! Because he find the cause of death in “chutki me”  and always speak the names of harmful chemicals and poisons which comes from Amazon basin  like “DECCOPINISON ALHDYTRIFONYS “  “YAMIMALIMI SUJAI” blah blah that will jerk mind if we pronounce it and is never exists in the Dictionary of Chemicals.

Why CID is so famous?

• They use most intelligent search engine of internet it is KOOGLE , they can find each and every information  from it including movement of poison from different countries, Hotel rooms, street name, company logo etc etc.
• They tell us the professional way of kill people such as by using dry ice, by injecting slow poison, by biting with Amazon basin spider 
• They have an intelligent database called “NERLO” which contain photos, fingerprints, love affair names, of every criminal.
• They have HD CCTV camera, by which they can zoom towards the criminal’s hand with HD clarity image.
• Dr. Shalunke can build the exact face of victims even by a broken skull.
• They have great sketch artist.

Faltugiri

Picture sources : KYA FALTUGIRI HAI YAAR

Junior Bollywood

Have some fun with bollywod faces!

3 Idiots in exam hall

Student- Give me some time

Give me some brain,

Give me an another chance to,

Write once again......

Examiner- na, na, na... na na na.. na,nan. nan nana n...

Email Addresses of bollywood celebrities

Abhishek Bacchan: I_can_act_too@yuva.com

Amitab Bacchan: accept_my_role@after.kaunbanegacrorerpati.tv

Anil Kapoor: expert@copyingsouthindianmovies.com

Salman Khan: why_do_I_always_get_inti_trouble@needagirlfriend.com

Amir Khan: Whats_up_with_hairstyle@mangalpanday.com

Mallika Sherawat: I_dont_need_clothes@overexposerworks.com

Raveena Tandon: waiting_for_third_umpire@stumped.com

KBC Audition.

since Amitab Bacchan's contract for Kaun banega Crorer pati will soon be over, here are some person who could take audition for the show!

Nana Patekar: Jaldi se jawab bol, sahi jawab tereko lakhpati bana dalega, galat jawab tereko hijda bana dalega!

Shatrughan Sinha: Khamosh!! Bihari babu k saamne zaban chalata hai.Tera check fad k fek dunga!

Dharmendra: Galat jawab! kutte kamine , may tera khoon pi jaunga!

Sanjay Dutt: Aye item log, kaye ko  udhar khada hai? Idhar aake mere paas baith ja, Kya be chikne- tere ko aata hai to bol dal varna main tere ko idhar eech phod dalega!

If answer is yes then what is your questions?

Today I posted a question in my Facebook profile, What will be your questions if my all answer will be yes?

Here look at some funny, some tricky questions they asked to me.


1. Are you mad?


2. Kya tum mandir se jutta churate ho?


3. Hey Kajal, Are you a gay?


4. Is your Girlfriend is my Girlfriend?


5.  Do you love me?


6. Can you empty your bank account for me darling?


7. Am i pretty?


8. Are you virgin?


9. Do you smoke cigerare with nose hole?


10. Have you kissed a monkey?


11. Do you wear bikini ?


12. Do you wear clothes?


13. Do you bad breath?


14. Kya tum bhikhari ho?


15. Are you a porn star?

So, what is your questions people?

Implements of maths destruction

At New York's Kennedy airport one day an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a square, a slide rule, and a calculator.The Attorney General believes the man was a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He was charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.


"Al-gebra is a very fearsome cult, indeed", the Attorney General said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on a tangent in a search of absolute value. They consist of quite shadowy figures, with names like "x" and "y", and, although they are frequently referred to as "unknowns", we know they really belong to a common denominator and are part of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.


"As the great Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are three sides to every triangle." When asked to 
comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."