October 19, 2008

bathroom stalls and family fits

what a happy looking family


(except let's be honest, that girl on the left looks like she's missing a torso and that can't be pleasant)


...but wait - what's that separating this charming family?



a divorce decree! oh no! what are we going to do about it?




all i have to say is, it's a really good thing this is posted on the back of the bathroom stall in the family-style (world's crappiest) steakhouse, Traildust. i imagine a lot of people's life problems are solved in that setting.

the only other thing i have to say has to do with how hugging your attorney and wanting a divorce decree might be directly correlated, but expanding on that hardly feels appropriate for my g-rated blog.

October 5, 2008

moments... it's all about moments


(isn't this an awesome picture? it looks like crew is gibson's little guardian angel and he's holding on by actually biting gib's shoulder. p.s. i've accepted the fact that i will probably look like this everyday when i have my own kids... unslept and unshowered... hope you don't mind, bill!)

some of my favorite instances this past week...

1. seeing this at the denver airport. sometimes i wonder if maybe i'm just vegetarian so i can see what kind of weird questions people might ask me. and then it reminded me about this time when i went on a date with this guy and he was so floored that i was vegetarian. he didn't know what to do with me. so he took me to 7-11 for dinner... because "there's plenty of vegetarian food there"... right...

2. helping out at this community college music event where bach's musical offering was being dissected for an hour. of course i, and all of the other summoned musicians, assumed (maybe because we practiced about 40 minutes worth of music) that most of the event would highlight sections of the piece using...get this... actual musicians and instruments... instead, we were cut off after about 3 minutes and replaced with this ENTIRE video. i'm pretty sure this is some creepy fantasy the composer/guy who put this together has. i mean, who wouldn't want a choir of japanese anime babes singing bach to you with electronic voices? needless to say, it was a very informational event

3. watching my darling nephews for a couple of days, which included listening to the indiana jones theme song at least two dozen times over the course of one hour and posing a lot for my aspiring photographer nephew, gibson who LOVED taking pictures on his auntie's cell phone... and then going through the 500 plus pictures he took and getting a kick out of the perspective of a 3 year old and what they view as "kodak moments"

caught in the act, crew! ... don't worry mom, we washed the sippy cup really well after that...

i'm not at all sure how gibson caught this - it's like four completely different pictures in one. way to get experimental, buddy!

of course, what kid doesn't want twenty pictures of his cool sandals? maybe gibson's destiny is in consumer advertising...


and, of course, my personal favorite. 



4. after keeping teddy and milo cooped up in the house for the entire morning and into the afternoon, we decided to treat them with a trip to the park. where teddy immediately b-lined it into the river and milo a) stole some poor little kid's capri sun right out of his hand, and b) rolled around for a good 5 minutes in the remains of a dead mouse. so then it was back to the house for baths and more cooping up. 

i love my life

October 1, 2008

out of the mouth of babes

on a scale of one to ten, how bad is it if you go to sunday school with your soon-to-be nieces and nephews and laugh the entire time because of everything (not lesson related) going on? probably a 10, right? 

how about if you go to sunday school with your soon-to-be nieces and nephews and this is what's going on: 

Student: We can use God's hands to help us
Teacher: How do you know God has hands? 
Student: ...well, Chuck Norris has hands...

-or-

Teacher: How can we use our hands as tools for God?
Student: We could put on a puppet show (using full on hand motions of two hand puppets talking)
Teacher: And how would that be Godlike? 
Student: (too busy acting out a scene where one hand puppet eats the other one) 

-or-

This kid: 

(i'm sure it's not too high on the scale for me to be secretly sneaking pictures of the kids with my phone during the lesson either, but we'll save that for another time)

who kept snapping his headgear on and off his face and twisting it all around. totally reminded me of a young Willy Wonka


-or-

Teacher: Does having God between our eyes mean literally having something, like scripture words, between our eyes? 
Student: No, but you have a red bump right between your eyes

probably more like a 2, right? gosh i hope so.