Quotes

So, a quote wall is something that just happens sometimes. This year it consists of my roommates Sherri's bulletin board of sticky notes. We didn't have anywhere to put an actual quote wall, and we were busy all this semester. However, somehow we got a small one. Mostly consisting of me. I give you . . . quotes!

"I vehemently protest this intrusive moisture upon my person!" -Cat

"These previously liberated women were acting like the nuns from 'The Sound of Music' . . . care for an apple?" Al (email)

"I have so much energy and then (makes sweeping arm motion) WHITE!!" -Me

"I bet he feel pimp!" - Me

"Have we ever petted?" -David (. . . he doesn't understand the term)

"We're like Scientology but without the weirdness." -Beka

"You better fix that before you go home or your mom will slap you." - Me (Sherri said she was starting to act like me)

"My cats will be well fed after you die." - Me. . . I'm going to be an old lady who own cats and Beka fish, so when she dies. . .yeah.

"I just imagined we were raccoons." -Me

"You changed in here without a single moment's thought!!! You scandalous woman!" - One Piece

"No one fears me!" - Me

"Was that before or after I chased the squirrel?" -Me

Me: Either someone is going to shoot me or I'm going to be struck by lightning.
Sherri: I bet lightning.
Me:I think some one would shoot me.
Sherri: I think God will be the one to strike you down.

Tadaa! . . . That's all.

Thank you Andrew

These nifty ear things you picked out for that one Christmas have come in handy.

Especially in this very cold weather. I woke up yesterday, and the whole parking lot was like a big huge frosted cake. I was very sad, on the other hand, I have never felt snow this soft. Usually it's like a very bed ice sheet, which randomly decides to suck you up like q uicksand.

However, I made the most of it. Spent hours and hours creating myself a friend to spend the Thanksgiving holiday with. Mostly to relieve my craving for chinese food. Meet my brand now friend Melvin. . . however, Melvin got destroyed in the morning. Even though I put him in a spot that would not be in anyone's way. The snow shovelers still destroyed him. Meanies.

Twas a very cold activity, but I liked Melvin. It was fun searching for rocks. That one piece of hair refused to be held back by my head thingy. (There once was curl. . .) But my ears were warm. All in all, I kept myself pretty entertained. You may not see his arms, but they are there . . . just a bit willowly.

Oh no Jonas.

Well. . . Now I know what happens when the Jonas Brothers get bored. . .




I don't know what to think of that . . . .

School

Eh, classes are okay. I like a lot of my teacher's to a certain degree. Mostly I dislike one, and actively dislike another, but other than that I love my teacher's. Perhaps a list will be easier to explain.

Dislikes so far:

1) My roommate thinks I'm an idiot, I have no idea why. (She even corrects the dishwasher after I load it)

2) The three family roommates are boy crazy. I have no idea what the heck they are talking about half the time. There has not been one night that a boy has not been over. Then they're all dramatic-like saying junk like "I like him. . . but I like the other guy too." PICK ONE! Just stop the man harem!

3) It started snowing.

4) My memory card is damaged, so I can't show you pictures of the snow. . . it's broken!!!

5) My roommate doesn't take her hair hair out of the shower drain, but she gets mad if I forget to turn out the light.

6) People say my cat is the devil.

7) I'm sacraligious because I watch Supernatural.

Things I like:

1) I have a kitchen.

2) I have food.

3) I can watch Supernatural on a TV.

4) I only have to share my bathroom with one person.

5) The biggest desk in the apartment is mine.

And finally, whenever I feel like I'm going to slap someone, all I have to do is think of this and I'll be alright:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKYUtcHPQi4

Don't worry, it's an outtake. It won't spoil and episode for you. Not even included in the episode.

Tiger Woods

This is what happens when I get bored . . . I look up pictures. The search for this was "Tiger Woods" . . . then I got bored with seeing pictures of just him so I added "fans" to the search.

Wow. . . just, um. Wow. Okay, how did Woods react to seeing the green guy following him?

Watch out Tiger, he's gonna get ya. On the seventeenth in fact.



On the other hand. . .

At least Tiger woods isn't being followed around by this guy:

Now that would be just plain scary.