WARNING!!!!! BEWARE OF MISSING MAN!
It has been brought to our attention that there is a missing man originally from the Post Falls, Idaho area. He has been missing for close to five weeks now and some folks say he is crazy and warn that we should all be on high alert. This self-proclaimed "family man," has been sighted in none other than Pocatello, Idaho. Why there you ask? Well, THAT is our first clue that he has gone mad. This man answers to the names, Bubby, Bubba, BubzNubz,and Nubbins. Bubby was well known in the Post Falls community for his involvement with the local gang called The Graffiti Kings. We believe that Nubbins left town with nothing more than a spray can and a dream. Bubz was recently caught in the act by the Pocatello local news station, attempting to "spray paint" his way into a job with the new Costco warehouse. You can view this sad, pathetic display by going to http://www.localnews8.com/ and watching the news coverage entitled 'Costco store opening may hurt local businesses'. When asked about his father, the man's three year old son responded simply by saying, "I think my dad's gone crazy." A quote taken from a hit song by Eminem. We have included some pictures to help in identifying this wondering, lost soul. He may be wearing a disguise as in some of these pictures. Apparently, this mad man likes to play "dress up". Which is our second clue that he is really nothing less than deranged. He is seen here pretending to be 'diaper head man', and in one picture, that was taken at the local hospital (if you know what I mean), it appears that he is saying, "Look at me, I have cucumber eyes." He may also be dressed as a large, human sized, Q-tip or even playing the part as Harry Dunne from the hit movie, Dumb and Dumber. His family misses him dearly and just want to know that he is safe. If you have seen this man or know someone who has seen this man, please contact us at 1-800-867-5309. And that is how the cookie, crumbles.