Clearing all the cobwebs. *VIEWERS DISCRETION ADVISED

And Im Back ONCE AGAIN,

i shall begin with the recents and then in sequential order to the long 'overdue moments'.

I finished watching the Korean version of Meteor Garden, and due to a hardcore introduction, my best friend watched and instantly fell in love with Kim Hyun Joong.







IM SO GOING TO CITY HARVEST.




kim hyun joong.


Due to a very serious delusional problem and an inborn naivety, I went to dye my hair yesterday hoping to look like Kim Hyun Joong. But i think i ended up looking abit like Kim Saam Soon, Bi An Neh(Sorry).

I should be posting pictures of myself with a Kim Hyun Joong inspired hairdo, next week.

As for work, im so used to talking to weird people everyday who thinks we OWE him or her, im referring to those self proclaimed loyal debtors customers who criticize the company for disrupting the line just for 3months of outstanding, we are requesting you to pay as you use, not more nor less.

If your life is so NOT SMOOTH SAILING, do something about it, instead of note:DEMANDING everyone to understand and empathise with your own plight.

Try getting a plate of chicken rice at the foodcourt and not paying then explains your situation to the hawker vendors la. Siao mentality these people.

And also ah! Uncles with IC numbers starting with S20XXXXXX, calling me 'Eh brother', etc.
Excuse me MR RANDOM STRANGER, WHO'S YOUR BROTHER MAN, I BET URE AT LEAST 30YRS OLDER THAN ME.

BUT OF COURSE there is still a fair share of polite and nice people who expressed their gratitude, not all singaporeans are nasty.

OH and i shifted to a new office, im back at UBI aka the Third World Raffles Place. Enough about the office.

The month of March saw me ktv-ng with various people from all walks of life.






Lu's last night at SG.


Though its only a 1 and a half year friendship(minus the cold-war we had in between for more than a year), i thanked you for your contribution to a chapter of my memory especially during the start of my blog, browsing back those previous entries - things change and we will have to embrace it BUT IM NOT GONNA EMBRACE THE FACT THAT I LOOK LIKE KIM SAM SOON. Anyway there will be a sequel when u're back, i believed?






last few days before her departure.







Meet Jan, my new lesbian friend. replacing Lu.





Jan teaching u how to suck like a pro sip with class.






have been hanging out with her quite abit.








OTHER RANDOM MOMENTS:


Jude after her haircut.


irritating, cannot smile properly.





Cock-eyed's birthday!




my 2 very pretty BFFs if you slightly overlook their little imperfection.








PP's bday.




Her signature 'wet mess look.'





i dunno what the lady beside me is trying to prove,
blind or not blind?



Fat K and i.







the slutty smile, the choking smile and mona lisa smile.







By the way i came across 2 dining places during the recent months that worth mentioning. Been so long since i did a food review. Due to time constraints, i shall do a half-past-six version...


MR CURRY @ CENTRAL CLARKE QUAY







Just by looking at the color coordination of the food, u feel happy. The color presentation of the food is so 'cartoony' and you thought they were moulded from some play-dough. It looks tooo vibrant to be consumed.

Awesome presentation and an even more awesome taste. A MUST-TRY especially for japanese curry lovers. Fyi, im not a jap curry lover but it's good enough to make me a new worshipper.




NEXT UP is,



The Pasta Shop @ Wheelock Place




doubting in progress.





Gourmet.





The Chilli Soft Shell Crab pasta was a big YUM. Local style chilli crab sauce poured on top of the soft shell crab. Its Italiano meets Nihonjin meets Limpeh kalikong.


Same goes for my garlic seafood pasta, sedap.


Like the shop's name suggests, this place is strictly for unconventional pasta. dont itchy backside and order their side orders. *Hint* the fish & chips very bland.



MOVING ON TO MORE RANDOM MOMENTS.....








Britney's bday @ My Secret Garden.

























a massage chair at a corner.



it was orgasmically painful.



i was almost sliding down.











100% saturated fat. non cholestrol free.
i meant the strawberry. honestly........




avril's bday.



I LAUGHED WHOLE-HEARTEDLY WHEN I SAW THIS PRESENT.
Not because its a bra, but its a fucking *censored* bra.



another bra.








KK act cool.






went to the Singapore Flyer.......

........to do fish spa. WHAHAHAHA







THEIR FISHES ARE GIGANTIC and UGLY LOOKING.

They are like miniature ROBINS (my pet luohan, still alive btw), feeding incessantly on my dead skin. It was Fucking Ticklish to an extent that it became torturing. During the entire 30-min session, my sister and i had to countdown every other minute to put our legs in simultaneously.





If you are a person who can withstand ITCH, go ahead and try. Super Duper smooth legs for DAYS guaranteed!

Speaking of beauty regime, i got a KOSE black mask for giveaway. Its too over-rated, tried once, and the effect is not as strong as skinfood's mask.


Guess the Kose mask is dedicated to girls with fine pores and not oily pigs like me. Im willing to give it away if you can say 10 things good about me. It must be something physical and each point must contain a positive adjective WHAHAHAHAHAHA. Inner beauty not counted, who gives a shit about inner beauty these days. WHAHAHAHAHA

As usual, in a boonyboon style, i shall end my entry in an abrupt note, TAKE CARE!