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Attn: Entrepreneurs

Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:

1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity.
Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com
5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com
6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com
7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com
8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com
9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com
10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com

All I want for Christmas is YOU. (:

HEY GUYS :D

I'm doing a Christmas post here!!

REASONS WHY IM THE LUCKIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD

1. I have MAXIMILIAN TAY JIA CHENG as my darling!! <33333
2. I got my much LOVED Adidas jacket (which i was supposed to get on my birthday, but somehow didnt until the day before Christmas eve o.o)
3. I got new sport shoes!
4. I'm gona get a new hp soon!! :D:D:D:D
5. I have cool friends who spout vulgarities every few seconds yet manage to be so sweet (:

REASONS WHY IM NOT THE LUCKIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD

1. Darling's in US for Christmas. :'(
2. My mum's being a total BITCH.
3. I have a WHOLE LOAD of unfinished holiday homework. And somehow I cant find the ones that I actually completed. WTH.

Haha. Alright. Now for the explanations. My mum was being a bitch earlier on today. My dad couldn't find her a Christmas present because she kept saying that she wanted a present that was over $1k. Den my dad obviously thinking like WTF where am i gona get that kind of money. Den my mum KNN say that he never put in effort to look for a present for her. Actually, he look everywhere alr juz tt duno wd to buy. He scared buy smth she dun like because she will complain like hell. That time her waterbottle broke, so my dad bought her a new water bottle for her birthday. DEN SHE SCOLDED HIM LA. she say he never put in effort buy such a cheap thing etc. Den my dad retort say tt her waterbottle spoil so he buy her a new one cannot meh. She reply, " People dont give replacement for presents la. If my iron spoil u buy me a new iron for my birthday present isit?" Den he juz keep quiet cos so fed up alr. I wanted to say, " Wasnt that what u did to me. My track shoe spoil den u buy me new one to replace for my present also right. " But I didnt dare to say cos it'll be rude. But KNN lah why she muz liddat one. My dad so poor thing already.

On a lighter note,

MERRY XMAS EVERYONE!! :D Thanks for all the sweet messages!

xoxo

KK I wana put music in my blog, so just recording it dwn here so i wont forget :D

1. The Fray - How to save a life
2. Band Aid 20 - Do they know its christmas time?
3. Dashboard Confessional - The secret's in the telling
4. Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars
5. Keane - Crystal Ball

The X-mas Files

THE X-MAS FILES

57 ELM STREET BETHLEHEM,
PA. 11:51 P.M.,
DECEMBER 24TH

We're too late! It's already been here. Mulder, I hope you know
what you're doing.

Look, Scully, just like the other homes: Douglas fir, truncated,
mounted, transformed into a shrine; halls decked with boughs of holly; stockings
hung by the chimney, with care.

You really think someone's been here?

Someone, or something.

Mulder, over here -- it's a fruitcake.

Don't touch it! Those things can be lethal.

It's O.K. There's a note attached: "Gonna find out who's
naughty and nice."

It's judging them, Scully. It's making a list.

Who? What are you talking about?

Ancient mythology tells of an obese humanoid entity who could travel at
great speed in a craft powered by antlered servants. Once each year, near
the winter solstice, this creature is said to descend from the heavens to reward
its followers and punish disbelievers with jagged chunks of anthracite.

But that's legend, Mulder -- a story told by parents to frighten
children. Surely you don't believe it?

Something was here tonight, Scully. Check out the bite marks on this
gingerbread man. Whatever tore through this plate of cookies was massive
-- and in a hurry.

It left crumbs everywhere. And look, Mulder, this milk glass has been
completely drained.

It gorged itself, Scully. It fed without remorse.

But why would they leave it milk and cookies?

Appeasement. Tonight is the Eve, and nothing can stop its wielding.

But if this thing does exist, how did it get in? The doors and
windows were locked. There's no
sign of forced entry.

Unless I miss my guess, it came through the fireplace.

Wait a minute, Mulder. If you're saying some huge creature landed on
the roof and came down this chimney! You're crazy. The flue is barely six
inches wide. Nothing could get down there.

But what if it could alter its shape, move in all directions at once?

You mean, like a bowl full of jelly?

Exactly. Scully, I've never told anyone this, but when I was a child
my home was visited. I saw the creature. It had long white shanks of
fur surrounding its ruddy, misshapen head. Its bloated torso was red and
white. I'll never forget the horror. I turned away, and when I looked back
it had somehow taken on the facial features of my father.

Impossible.

I know what I saw. And that night it read my mind. It brought
me a Mr. Potato Head, Scully. It knew that I wanted a Mr. Potato Head!

I'm sorry, Mulder, but you're asking me to disregard the laws of
physics. You want me to believe in some supernatural being who soars
across the skies and brings gifts to good little girls and boys. Listen to
what you're saying. Do you understand the repercussions? If this
gets out, they'll close the X-Files.

Scully, listen to me: It knows when you're sleeping. It knows
when you're awake.

But we have no proof.

Last year, on this exact date, SETI radio telescopes detected bogeys in the
airspace over twenty-seven states. The White House ordered a Condition
Red.

But that was a meteor shower.

Officially. Two days ago, eight prized Scandinavian reindeer vanished
from the National Zoo, in Washington, D.C. Nobody -- not even the zoo
keeper -- was told about it. The government doesn't want people to know
about Project Kringle. They fear that if this thing is proved to exist the
public will stop spending half its annual income in a holiday shopping
frenzy. Retail markets will collapse. Scully, they cannot let the
world believe this creature lives. There's too much at stake. They'll do
whatever it takes to insure another silent night.

Mulder, I ...

Sh-h-h. Do you hear what I hear?

On the roof. It sounds like a clatter.

The truth is up there. Let's see what's the matter.

Tune in next year to see what they found!

UPDATE

HAHA! New update in LOVELIST:

• CCS!

:DDDD

HAPPINESS. :D

Okay. Im posting on behalf of yesterday! :D

WOOOO. I got a new Razer Krait ! <3333 My sis bought half of it for my christmas present. I had t pay for the other half. Damn. BUT STILL. AHHHHH! :DDDDD

I went shopping yesterday with my sister! First my dad brought us to that Singtel Hello! shop across the road from behind somerset MRT to look at phones. I'm gona get a new phone for Christmas WOOHOO! Yep. And then we went to CentrePoint to look at stuff. I cant remember wht for. OH i wanted to go to Levis to look for smth. Saw Prints on the way, so decided to go check it out. They have really cool wrapping paper :D Hmmm. Den where'd we go after tht.. o.o I cant remember. must be PS. Yep we took a train to Dhoby. Bought Dar's present there! Not gona say which part in case he manages to guess it before Christmas.. We went walking around, and then we got bored. We went to the arcade then played the kind of game which requires alot of timing, and then you get to win phones and all if u get to the top, that kinda thing. I nearly got it 4 times lah. den at the top i keep missing. T.T Damn irritating. Spent like 8 bucks on tht, wht a waste. Oh well. Den MRTed to City Hall and ran through the rain to Funan where I bought my Razer Krait! :DDD Lol. Den while we were MRTing back home, we were like running down this escalator and the train was alr at the station.. then my sister ran into the train, den suddenly the doors closed and I couldnt get in @$%&!! So in the end she had to wait at PP for me. Turns out it wasnt raining there. Yea, so we got home safe and sound. Spent the rest of the time DotAing and playing dumb games. You dont need to know :D

Dar? Faster come back kk! <3

Random Quiz

CAN YOU STAY AT HOME FOR 1 WEEK?
yea, i guess. But not unless I REALLY REALLY had to.

WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SCIENCE OR MATH?
science. I uber SUCK at math.

WHAT DO YOU LIKE, CELLPHONE OR T.V.?
Hp? I hardly watch TV anymore.

FLIP FLOPS OR SNEAKERS?
flip flops, all the way! LOL.

HERO OR VILLAIN??
I think I'd prefer the hero. Bad guys dont exactly strike me as hot.

ASHLEY TISDALE OR VANESSA ANNE HUDGENS?
Ashley Tisdale! She's cute!

DRUM LOVER OR GUITAR LOVER?
GUITAR, duh. My baby plays the guitar! And he rocks! :D

ANIME OR CARTOONS?
lol I'd rather cartoons. Anime peeps have weird eyes that creep me out.

DO YOU WANNA BE A SINGER?
Can't sing :(

WHAT COLOR DO YOU PREFER ON A DOG?
Green? lols. Nah I like brown. And Magic's a darling :D

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DANCE?
nope cant dance for nuts.

WHEN YOU GET HURT,DO YOU CRY??
I cry even though Im not hurt, so wad do you think?!

DO YOU LOVE TAKING PICTURES OFYOURSELF?
heh no. I dont exactly camwhore. And I hate being in pictures.
1. im fking ugly
2. absolutely UNPHOTOGENIC

CITY OR COUNTRY?
city. INTERNET MAN!

JEANS OR SKIRTS?
both are fine. I have abt the same number of each.

HAVE A FRIEND THAT SEEMS TO BE A BOY/GIRL?
Duno wad u talking abt.

GOT BORED IN SCHOOL?
bored? i duno, i guess.

LOVE MSN MESSENGER?
not exactly? its fking irritating during my dota game.

DO YOU ALWAYS CALL YOUR FRIENDS DUDE?
nope, rarely.

MUSIC LOVER?
Yep. you can count on it.

WHAT COLOUR U LIKE?
Red, green, purple. (& maybe orange.)

DO U HAVE FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE? WHO??
what is this, an interrogation? Yes I have feelings for my darling. w00t I LOVE MAXINE. <3

DO U SMOKE?
nope. Never want to.

The Oncoming Winter.

Hey guys.

Hmmm.. decided to blog again? Lol. Absolutely nothing to do these days, especially with my dar away and all. Sigh. & well I needed somewhere to post my thoughts and stuff. So I guess this should do the job.

Today? Well, i spent most of the day spacing out, i guess. EVEN THOUGH I went out with Lester, Kw, Adam and Woon. It was kinda cool actually. Kw is damn skinny! Lol! Thankfully, he doesn't look as gay as he sounds. (OMG NO OFFENCE MEANT KW, NO OFFENCE MEANT.) Yep. Watched ERAGON today!! Wheeee. I've been waiting for such a long time to watch that damn show, & its worth it man. The baby dragon was so cute! :D Haha. This morning we were almost late for the show! I woke up at 11+, having slept at like 2+ the previous night. Dar had to call me twice before I finally woke up Lol. Yea so I came online to WC3 & all. & we (Max, Adam, Lester & I) played HvH until I realised it was 1pm, and we were supposed to meet woon at Dhoby at 12.30?! Haha. We were still at home la wth. In the end, Adam rushed off and Lester & I got ready & cabbed there. We caught the show, thank god.. & that lester! He led us into the wrong cinema at first! We were all like, "wtf are we watching the correct show o.o". Luckily we had enough brains to realise tt the show we were watching wasnt Eragon. If not, GG no re.Was smsing dar throughout the show..


EH. ccs chasing me to play wc3.. be back later. or tmr.Whatever.