Today am my purrthday! Momma giffed me a purresent.....
You kiddin, right Momma?
You gotted me a flowur for mine purrthday?!?!
I'm turnin on mine lasur eyes to shoot you wiff........
Oh, you gots me reel purresents?
Ok, I will forgiff you then!
Momma gots to go to the vampire V-E-T today so if anycat wanna come party wiff me I won't tell her you was heer!