Wondering why I put my title like that? Haha because, yesterday I had my Japanese Language Proficieny Test (JLPT) lvl 4 at the Changi Ulu ulu place and the sch structured like a prison camp and of sourse, nearby, there's this changi prison.
No, I'm not joking, I really took this test yesterday...Sunday huh? Yah, Happy super Sunday mah nad crazy...the time was frm 2.20 to 5pm! Took up my whole sunny afternoon! Sian!
I had to say sorry here to my frenz who took the test yesterday wif me...I'm terribly sorry for being late!!! Okurete sumimasen.....totemo gomennasai! Cos I walked to mrt..I noe I'm gonna be late but I didn't noe I would be tht late for 30min!!! The first train to the city hall one (sorry, I donno how to take bus) was damn slow!!! The uncle drives like scared off ppl jumping down onto the track and become a chef in cooking minced meat...yah, might as well go take rickshaw to the tampines.....
I noe I had alot of excuses and my time management is so bad!!! But I seldom late like hell..cos I noe how embarrassing it is for ppl to wait for u like shit!!! Furthermore....I'm afraid tht I may caused them to be late and disqualified for the exam....luckily, Candice's father took us there.
The test begins...experiences the Japanese culture!!!First time I went to a Japanese sch and it's primary sch...but the sch is so giantic! However...it's really very primary inside...the toilet is damn cramp and the toilet "bowl" is really like those bowl u can find in ur kitchen...cannot even contain a few shit!! Oopss...sorry for my disgustingness...and the hygiene sux cos after u urinates or "ps", u had to go out of the toilet to find the washing basin. And heck! The washing basin was so low tht I had to drink Anlene high calcium milk!
Ok, enough abt the nature call thing...now going to the classroom to take test...wah the Japanese culture demands us to take off our shoes before entering it...luckily I didn't wear the other shoes if not all the ppl inside can get a free taste or experience of the unique HongKong feet w/o the need to go overseas...Help them save money mah!
And OMG...is tht the chair and table I'm going to be seated in? How many cups of Anlene do u want me to take? The table...omg...u want me to shade my answers on my flabby arm issit? And where's my pencil? OIC..it's on the floor. The chair is of no better condition....no, it's god condition cos it don need superglue also can have my butt sticked to it...power! And it took me quite a while to get my roti prata butt outta the chair.
During the test....Ok, the first part of the test...average...the second part is the listening which is the gates to hell. I near to the totally couldn't understand situation ....except for a few questions...I think the examiner cheated on us..they're not talking Japanese lor, I think the speakers are frm little India one lah! Ok, the last part of the test is the donno vocab or grammer got reading understanding one...the redaing understanding part is ok for me but the front part is not hell not heaven but mortal for me though I still feel it's abit near to hell.
After the test...Wah, after the Jap test, I can see a beehive in front...even the bus stop also got one beehive. We decided to walk to another bus stop further up so have a 50% more chance of getting onto the only hero #2 bus. My time wasted for 50 min to wait for the act hero bus to come. Wah...should've slimmed down...the bus is so squeecy tht I think my nose is under someone's arm pit..... YUCKS!!!!
Meeting my mum at the NorthPoint U2 tht side....for a change of a pants cos the size too big and the length too long for me. Changed the size but need to change the length. Ok, I admit I don havelong and sexy 42 inches long legs like Bernice liu but a short and carrot legs yah...feel free to chop off the additional flesh of my legs to make carrot cakes....recipe below:
Method of cooking carrot cake:Ingredients needed:two large pieces of Shuting's carrot thighs
water 330ml
1 egg
3 teaspoon of salt
2 1/2 teaspoon of sugar
1 jar of 1 litre milk
Method:1) Make the Shuting's carrot thighs into flour like .2) Then add in the water and stir.3) Next add in the egg together with the salt and sugar and stir extremely well.4) Now add in the milk and smell the weird aroma..if u smell it, then success! If not, cont' to stir.5) Steam it for about 30 min and then put in the fridge to cool down.Ok, so much for the cooking of carrot cakes...hmm go try it out! The taste is unique! Oh ya, for those who don have the Shuting's carrot thighs, don worry, it's going to sell on the market soon.Just now I go PS, donno why, my tummy doesn't feel so well...hmmm liddat better, afterPS-ing can go jog wif them...supreme slimming down!!! Ok, I shall stop my essay here.