i am not dead

i had the fucking most awesome week last week! :D

i will blog bites about it soon. now not in the mood to blog. because i just saw someone's portfolio.

i always get this nauseous feeling after i see someone else's portfolio. it's the pinch of dread mixed with impending doom.

T_T

rain is coming

i open my windows to ventilate my room and lowered my blinds to filter the sunlight. but gusts of wind from the sea thrust against my blinds causing them to beat viciously upon my window grills.

it sounds like a thousand cymbols going off at the same time.

clang. clang.

clang.

metal on metal. nails on chalkboard.

i see rain.

a 2 hour nap

a 2 hour nap can do wonders. it allows time for thought and reflection.

be the better man

i will strive to be the better man. from this day on.

silly silly me

i am silly.

pink umbrella

yesterday, i could have either gone to pink dot or go to the adm grad show. i went to the adm show and i was sorely disappointed. this entry is really really rude and insolent so if you would take offense, leave after reading this sentence.

the animation had more hits than misses as compared to film. my fav from animation is gachapon girl (GOOD CONCEPT). there were a few that were pretty good like chugawagas, reality tv (GOOD CONCEPT) and spycat.

to me, the worst would be beauty, hatched and sheepbulb. you know something sucks when u just want it to end.

i do not fancy surrealism. i don't like to see how you think, neither do i want to appreciate how u perceive the world.

film was worse because, if anim sucks, at most is just 5min. film was fucking 30min. LINE 1 was the best of the bunch and im glad they put it first. The rest were just really bleh.

especially Seeya In Elektrik Dreamz and Sky & Night. Sky and night was basically a 30min film with the verbal reflections of 1 woman who wanders about town and meets a angmoh woman who could be a lesbian.

i hate verbal reflections. just when u thought it stopped, she ploughs on with more boring insights about life. the whole thing was so dreary. 30min of self-reflections about LIFE. how. fucking. terrible? why would i give a shit about the tide ebbing and flowing?

eletric dreams is similar. even the spelling is irritating. eleKtriK dreamZ. wow, original. this is very similar to sky and night except the narration is alternately done by children and adults, which makes it even more bizarre. it lacks consistency. the sets and costumes were unexplainable.

this is the kind of shit i don't like. see i only want shallow straight forward films. you give me mind-fucking films, i will scorn it. i did not understand wtf was going on in ED.

and i also don't want to understand. this last film left me with a headache on the way home.

the food : pasta mania. UGGH. i want better food!

.

should have gone pink dot instead, looks way more fun and i can get a pink umbrella and plushie FOR FREE T_T i read online report say got 10k ppl. wah!

a journey

i think in the next 5 hrs i will hardly speak.

where there is free food, i will go.

frogs and 2.4km

last night i dreamt that one of the requirements for 2.4km run was that i had to run with a leashed frog.

i felt very bewildered. a frog will not run in front of u on a leash like a dog.

i envisioned me running and pulling a frog-shaped balloon behind me. eventually the frog will die from being dragged across the track 6 rounds. i did not want a dead frog!

so i went to confront the PTI (something like PE teacher) and ask him how come i must have a frog with me when i run 2.4km.

.

my guess is that the frog symbolises my worries about not being able to jump for standing broad jump and my mind blended the 2 into this bizarre dream.

me and my weird dreams should be written as my weird dreams and i.

shitting

i dunno why but i like to announce shitting online. shitting is like a monumental milestone in my life. now i am having cramps but i dun think i can shit.

asshole close shop le.

should i reopen?

just drank some minute maid orange juice. i hope the shopkeeper will revitalise.

.

i dont have habit of bringing things into toilet. i dunno how people can read and shit at the same time. it's like their hidden power. when i shit, i focus all my attention on the shit and nothing else.

i guess u can say that i am a focused person in life. sometimes.

.

yesterday still weighs upon my mind like a boulder.

crap i screwed up

gonna lose a friend

SURVIVOR relived / stupid lalaland review

i've been watching survivor challenges lately and i was reminded that alliances will change in the blink of an eye. people who seem nice and friendly might back-stab me when my back is turned. but such things cannot be helped, that's just the way humans are. guard your heart as you would your soul. (is that a right reference?)

yesterday i went to watch lalaland with isk. a thai horror show and yes i slept with my light on last night. i totally embarrassed myself in the theatre. so much so that when the show ended, i hastened to make a quick getaway because i dowan ppl to turn back and pinpoint me as the source of, yes.

i was repeatedly scared by the sudden movements and especially the sound effects. i also noticed lots of mis en scenes in the movie. i think my teacher would have been proud.

my thai class (wed) ended last week and they are really smart! they presented everyone with a certificate of... attendence!

rather than competency! i wish i was as cunning.

finally my wednesdays are mine again :D since the start of this year... my weds have been busy! so yes. can finally enjoy a calm peaceful wed nite.

i am doing something stupid

today, i am going to watch a thai horror movie called laddaland with my classmate. yes the spelling is correct. i know i will be scared shitless after watching it and have insomnia for 2wks.

i always promise myself that i wont ever watch a horror movie again because of the consequences. i get so freaked out. and paying $ to scare yourself is just stupid right?

but, promises are made to be broken. therefore, dun make promises. unless u are a dragon rider.

i watch the trailer last night, and when the music changed, i promptly paused it refusing to continue. i still wanted to sleep last night. but i had a bad sleep. i dreamt i was in a thriller and everyone was out to brainwash me. zzzz slept at 3, woke up at 7.

so much for psyching myself.

i am feeling cheery now but i know i am going to regret this later! XD

OK!

just saw my results!! overall quite happy but i was hoping for an improvement but saw none.. ah well...

what have i done

"what have you done today to make you feel proud?"

it's been sch hols for a while now and i have been sportier than ever. every wk for the past 3 weeks i have been playing badminton with my classmate and her outside friends. very fun really enjoy it :D

cannot tell that i would like badminton right? :P lol. tho i cannot smash but i play until very shiok. i always play until got salt on my body! is damn fun! like dam healthy like that.

and yesterday... or the day before, i volunteer myself for orientation's amazing race.

i took very long to decide... but whatever comes, i have to stick with it and make the best of it. it's time to test my personal calibre. people always say i give up half way, so now's my chance to prove to myself that im not what they say.

cannot always be so selfish and i should help others right? when they are in need? but i am not the siao-on kind so.

yea and i better blog all this now because my mood is relatively good. i am going to check my results for SEM 2 now. and i think my mood will deprove.

results released on thursday so on a stupid quest to prove my resolve to myself, i did not check. HAHA. but that was partly cause of fear too.

OK. cya.

This is what i call failed

2 weeks ago i was queuing for carls jr. at vivo and there was this woman behind me. She had so many kids they had to stand outside the Q to give her their orders.

I initially thought she was a kindergarten teacher. Then realised it was impossible because the kids look the same. and all 6 of them were female. (age: 7-15 yo)

Then it struck me.

WHAT A FAILED SITUATION! they must have tried and tried for a son but the swimmer and the factory just wont cooperate! :D

can't you just be contented having daughters instead of repeatedly trying for sons? and summore you try and try and u fail. even more funny.

den the daughters (who were at the perfect age to be irritating and not chio, not a girl not yet a woman) each wanted different combos. so, 1 combo is $12.90. $12.90x 6 is over $70.

funny right? spend so much at fast food joint.

go home and eat la. having too many kids is so hard to sustain. oh well she must be rich anyway.

FB status killers

Meet 2 status killers. There is such a thing called emo status and it hates to be killed by stupid comments.



To person A aka captain obvious: I'm sure i am lamenting because my grades are too good.

To person B: you can see above. i almost wanted to reply that but i did not. i can be nice too.

Don't you just hate it when someone kills your emo status by posting dumbass stuff?

This is not the first time person A destroyed my emo statuses. Almost everything he posts kills whatever im saying. it adds the philosophical fullstop.

For me when i see emo status, i will gloat and press like. or sometimes when im feeling extremely evil, i will post a snarky comment. but never never will i kill an emo status.

Emo statuses should be left to -SIMMER-

wow another song i like

in english it means, "when winter night becomes warm" :)



after listening to it a few times, i find that i really like it! i once again i fell in love with yet another irritating song.

am i being evil or

watch this first.



i was laughing when i see the judges cry. i am not laughing as in mentally laugh when u see a good joke on tv. laughing as in a witch-like-cackle laughing.

i was also rolling my eyes when i see some members of the audience cry.

gosh you all are a bunch of hypocrites aren't ya. before he began singing the guy says that he was orphaned since age 5 and had been living alone on the streets since then, struggling to make a living. he holds a job as a manual labourer.

did anyone cry?

no.

during his singing, people just started crying. Are u fucking joking? you can be touched by his voice and not by his plight. and the judges are also two of those fools.

so let's just assume, this simple looking guy aged 22 with his bowl cut hair and single eyelids sings horribly. would anyone shed a tear of joy? a tear of pity?

i think not. lucky him that he had a good voice, if not no one would give a shit about hearing his tragic childhood.

fucking hypocrites.

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on a sidenote, i wanna learn KOR nxt sem! speaking the KOR language seems so melodious! :D

editting information

i hope i did not just do something stupid. i went to update my email contact info on the n-s-page.

You have successfully modified your details on 05 Jun 2011.

Thank you for updating your personal particulars. These changes will be updated in our database within 3 working days.

fuck fuck fuck. i hope my name doesnt appear blinking red on their database like a beacon in the darkness and then before i know it, the R. letter comes and off i go...

am i being paranoid? no. no i'm not.

no.

(i'm trying to avoid typing keywords so that the turbo search engine they use wont be able to trace this post)

gosh. if they really do call me up... i will be depressed.

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OVEREATING.

i think i overate today. i ate aston at 5pm. black pepper fish. sides: fries and onion rings + EXTRA bowl of onion rings. after that i had dessert which is fries (M). then at 8, i got hungry because planned to eat gelare but did not so i settled for QIJI.

at 8pm, i ate $4.00 Qiji. ooo ikan bilist is so nice and the chicken wing. SUPERB. the otah looks very pale, i dunhno why. but who cares otah was nv its selling point. plus 2 cups of grass jelly becost the chilli dam spicy.

So you see. this is my dinner for today T_T

I am fat... T_T no point telling me i'm not. the only way u can comfort me is you get fatter den me.

awesome action packed dream!

i had the most awesome dream last night. i dreamt that i was a mutant trying to evade capture from the US army and i even (stole and) drove an army jeep without license thru a shop and onto the road!!! i did have some problems turning the car tho, maybe because i was driving too fast?

i had 3 other frens with me and... i did not know wad power i have...

when i woke up, it is pouring outside my window. did the rain have something to do with my dream?

fugly shoes - toms

my fren wanted to buy a pair of toms and i HAD to stop her. it's the FUGLIEST SHOES EVER. i do not care if it is comfortable or not, it looks like you are a farmer who walk out of a china drama serial.



(yes i know the picture is kinda blur but best you not look at this kind of things too clearly.)

Fugly is one word to describe it. Nasty is another. if i had to eliminate 1 shoe from the face of the earth, it is that kind of shoe. who the fuck design it to be so hideous?

if you like it, you have crappy taste. because facebook is a social media platform, therefore i posted something bad about TOMS so that people will stop buying it.

but also to see who will scold me. hehe.

i am evil? yes. gotta identify the ppl with bad taste so as not to talk to them abt fashion at all.

disclaimer: i never own this type of shoes before (and never will) and what i am saying is simply my biased opinion. you are entitled to your wrong opinion and poor taste so don't get your panties in a bunch just cuz of what i said k.

BVLGARI SWAROVSKI

I have a soft spot for slutty women in sparkly costumes!!!



"There's only 2 kinds of people in the world. The ones that entertain and the ones that observe."

This is an excellent MV la. seriously. i wish i could do that (film the mv as well as dance it!) most of the dance moves are in tune with the beat of the song, especially that whip!

PIAK!

it was SPOT on man!

slutty costumes with nipple tassels trademark of britney. she uses diamonds and shit to cover her lady bits! how cute! and she manages that coy expression so well..

Did u notice that BVLGARI had huge screentime during this MV? reminds me of how SWAROVSKI appears in Jlo's Get on the floor.

Endorsed MVS rock!

(BVLGARI is pronounced as buh-vul-gari.)

oh my goodness COCKROACH

oh my goodness... i almost had a panic attack. i was on my way to the kitchen to fill my cup of water and guess what i saw on the kitchen floor! it was a cockroach! \

FYL immediately flew thru my mind. but this is not outside, this is my house, i have to do something! i search high and low for insecticide and finally i did find it! i tot where my mother hide it sia.

cuz i on the light so the cockroach started to panic a bit so it moved around the floor and when i got my hands on shieldtox immediately SPRAY!

PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST!! PSSST PSST!!!

den the cheebye scuttle across the floor trying to avoid my attack and it hid under a floor rag. FYL. i dowan to touch the floor rag and the bamboo pole was BEYOND the rag and i did not want to cross the rag so i did the only sensible thing.

i go and wake my mother up.

den she scold me ask me to spray myself and she came out to give eye power. so genius me found an umbrella which i used to nudge the rag away and TADAH! cockroach appeared! i squealed and immediately PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST PSSST PSSST!

my mother was like 'ENUFF ALREADY!' but i was not convinced.

a scientist is never convinced. so i stood and watch the cockroach scuttle about the floor erratically and..... it flipped over before it completed 1 round!

and it's creepy legs were like skittling about.

so yea. this marks my first cockroach kill in my whole life.

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AFTERMATH:

i just went out to check on the dying cockroach and take photo of it for this post. yes i just left it there. (i am NOT going to touch that thing.)

FYL the fucking thing was still wriggling on its back!

so i sprayed it with shieldtox for another good 10 seconds. that ought to do it. hope it dies.

ps. lucky it did not fly.

i am very lucky because

my grandmother loves me a lot. when she found out that i did not have lunch, she insisted that i come over for noodles.

despite me telling her that i had biscuits (good bye panda), she still chided me saying that 'biscuit where got enough?'

thank u por por. i <3 u.

stupid things

is letting 2 group of fren meet u at the same time a good thing?

i dont want to let any of them feel left out. like i meet u from 2-6, pangseh u without dinner and go find my other fren for dinner at 6-9.

i know, not a good idea right? both of them could possible be suffering, but if that's the case, then i would be suffering the most, so.

hero

a true hero has to make sacrifices.

i play dota even though it gives me headache. all in the name of teaching people lessons.

i also play L4d even though it give me headache faster than dota. all in the name of letting my friends gank me.

true nobility is not in the blood, it is in our actions.

weird day today yes.

today was a weird day. after going for a gathering which i was not a part of i went to sentosa. i travel on the travellator on the sentosa boredwalk.
i pay $1.
i took the monorail and arrived at the bitch in sentosa.
today beri hot. so i fold up my pant.

sand fly eberywhere.

is that a boy or girl?

when i see weird people, i will ask my fren,

'eh you see that person, directly behind you! DUN TURN AR! u think is boy or girl ar?'

den usually, my friend will turn. fyl.

for me i usually judge by presense of boob. If have means is girl, if dun have means is boy.

Also another tell tale sign is leg hair and armpit hair. Usually butches will shave leg hair. I dunno why. If you wanna act boy den must keep leg hair what. Tie nehneh no use one. Most girls ironing board also, guys also bigger then them.

moral of the story, if you use 'boy or girl' rather than 'male or female' we have something in common.

You are a child @ heart young soul.

ps. C @ H is for peedofiles.

apart

apart apart
we are drifting apart
not by wind and rain
but by our stone-cold hearts.

aftermath

owwww... i having out of body feeling... giddy, skin feels warm, it's like my conscience is scattered or something.

what have you done today to make you feel proud

well heather, i did a banner for my website cause it got approved :D i feel like finally i am organising my life because i am busy! i did not take afternoon nap today. i went for thai class and actually have plans to play badminton tmr! me leh!



you thought i dun play sports right! haha yea i dun like sports that involve balls and body contact but anything other is ok! (ah good that golf is eliminated cuz it's fucking boring. i dun get how some ppl can watch golf on tv for 2hrs.)

i am going to play badminton with my fren (: and a group of strangers tmr. i am excited because i nv play badminton for so long! i think for 4 yrs liao. i hope the i dun get pwn too badly.

healthy lifestyle here i come :D

i also spammed entries today so read below (3 more i think).

I cut my hair (follow up)

On tues, I succumb to the urge to cut my hair so i travel to my house the new salon that just open. So i settle in my seat and a guy come cut my hair. Den when he cutting my neck the hair i think the hair accumulated there and guess what.

He blow my neck! many times. the sensation of someone's breath against my neck. WOO!!! so ticklish. No one blow my neck before, even the army the auntie also never blow.

Then he touch touch my hair. den ask me if i put wax. i say no. den he proceed to say that my hair oily. cunning. he dig hole den let me jump.

aiya i think he fucked up my hair but nvm i always get fked up hair. at least this was not so painful. i once got hair stylists or should i say hair gardeners WEED my scalp. they half close the scissors and YANK. i want to cry. dam pain.

you think that after all this i must be crazy to like to cut hair once a month.

you are right.

but i feel like i am on antm everytime i cut hair. every new hair cut is like a rebirth. trololol.

i wanted to dye my hair black but the stupid liese got no black color. smlj chocolate brown ar, honey gold. put on black hair is still = black. therefore i wan black.



black is good. that tam i work in royce i dye my hair black. look so sleek sia. like one helmet. u shine light on it, it absorbs light summore.

unnatural black ftw! :D

Finding the perfect song

I finally found out what song i heard on KXLL. It's this. The sense of achievement is great. It's like you finally found a needle in a hay stack and it prick your finger.



I like this song because it's so irritating. The stupid lyrics and catchy beat really make the cake for this song. The icing is the melody and the

LALALALALA LALALALALALALALALA

:D

This is catastrophic! I wonder why the haters for friday dont hate this video as well. Self-righteous people with their panties in a bunch.

This is my lollipop

I read this tutorial and i think to myself what a wonderful world it should be easy. so i attempted making my own lollipop and it looks this this.



WHY?

This is the tutorial u can try hope ur lollipop turns out like mine.
http://vector.tutsplus.com/tutorials/tools-tips/quick-tip-how-to-create-a-simple-3d-lollipop-icon/

the urge to cut hair

i ask my mother is my hair long, she say no need cut. since i at home during holiday who will see?

i ask my grandmother is my hair long? she say no need cut. where got long?

but the urge to cut hair is overpowering me.... every new haircut is like a makeover... i shall go cut my hair today. wish me luck! should i dye it black as well? :X

白石塔

白石塔 白石搭
白石搭白塔
白塔白石搭
搭好白石塔
白塔白又大

yesterday after going to the adm grad show at new school, i went to eat at ps food court. had my favourite fried dumpling noodle (dry) (mee kia).

this china girl saw her friend so she turn towards my table and starting waving and shouting at her friend who was probably trying to play where's wally with them in the food court.



she was not the only thing waving animatedly at her friend. her armpit hair was also waving animatedly.

is like sea anemone wriggling in the sea. u know? the finding nemo one? except it's not pink. it's black and curly.

America's Next Top Model Cycle 16 Finale Review

Can be summarised with 1 word. DISAPPOINTMENT. i will deduct and add marks based on what happened/ did not happen during the finale to prove my point. start at 0 marks.



Covergirl commercial just looked very cheap. low budget. I mean doing it with a white screen backdrop? amateur. (-5)

Brittani's mother did not turn up and she tried to be strong. however Brit managed to video conference her mum on a crappy acer laptop (+10)

And for the final runway show, they got back hannah, kasia and alex. BOY did i wish kasia had another wardrobe malfunction but she didn't. (-5)

Boring hannah is back. Hannah with the shapeless face that is neither angular nor round. I am so sick of boring girls. (-10)

Hannah roots for Brittani. what kind of name is that? i only hear of britney before, therefore, (-5)

Kasia trying to be funny. say this half of her is rooting for britney, the other half rooting for molly. Well those are some huge halves you got there ms. kasia. (-5)

Alex roots for molly. YAY u go girl. U see? I really can spot talent when I see one. Go MOLLY AND ALEX!!! (+10)

Ann came back to give the girls moral support by starting the runway show. She already looks so hideous every week in that clown photo they flash during panel every week. Beauty in vogue? more like fugly in vogue. (-10)

Ann was just as awkward as ever. Her walk was gg. (+5)

Tyra went to give a pep talk to molly + her parents and tried to make her cry before the runway show. (-20)

Brittani had a kick ass runway walk compared to molly. (-10)

Brittani fell down. (+20) :D

Miss Jay looked like a orange taliban (+5)

Andre said britney's hand look giantic in her photo. I totally agree. britney appears to have man hands! See la, extra go use hand. HALLO beauty shot. Lipstick put on your mouth not on your hands. That was a fugly covergirl photo compared to molly's. (+10)

Britney's commercial stronger den molly. (-10)

Molly had a H2H talk with tyra and told tyra how she had a fugly bowl cut when she was young and she was dreaming to become a model. Remember that part?

Then tyra, on a whim to make her show more 'interesting' cut both finalist's hair very short before declaring one of them the loser. I mean how fucked up is it? Just before you make one of them lose, u go and cut her hair? U cut the winner I ok but u cut the loser also? That's just mean tyra. (-50)

If like that then i rather Hannah go into final 2 with britney cause i want to see her cry when her blonde locks get shaved. But that did not happen. (-20)

Britney won. (-50)

FYL. nevermind, i comfort myself that the best is always the 1st runner up. i imagine that tyra want to give the BETTER one more freedom to choose her own modelling agency instead of getting tied down by contracts and agreements.

-200+60= -140

therefore, FYL tyra.

pokemon rage entry

i am playing pokemon subway challenge and OOOOOOHH am i infuriated. I would curse FML but that's dumb. Because why would i fuck my life? So i say FYL! which means Fuck your life.

these are the pokemon that make my blood boil. it's not enough that they are ugly, they use the moves to fuck your team up! fuck moves are bolded.

Amoongus moveset:



giga drain
leech seed
ingrain
double team

ability: effect spore
item: leftovers

Typically this mushroom will leech seed u. and double team itself to death with a +6 stage of evasion. Den after its ingrain, you can throw all your moves at it this thing WONT DIE. leech seed + ingrain + leftover heals it by 1/3 everyturn. unless you have a nasty plot +6 rapidash with a fire blast that hits 100%... just restart your NDS.


Amomolona moveset:



aqua ring
dive
encore
double team? (pretty sure it has)

ability: name sounds like an std
item: leftovers (FYL leftovers AGAIN!??!)

It looks demonic. There is no other words. What is more creepy than a fish with hands for fins?

Same theory as Amoongus. Wastes your pp and pisses you off. Aqua ring is water version of ingrain. Dive is water version of dig. Encore traps you in a bad move if you used it on first turn.

Save us Fisherman Rod! Catch all of them and jump off team plasma's tower please.

Ducklett and Swanna:

Besides being ugly, it has kickass speed that rapes my Ground type crocodile pokemon. FYL. I really dun get it Ken. What's wrong with you??





ps. wa i surprise myself. put in so much effort into this entry. but most of you won't understand my pain...

Gnomeo and Juliet

Today i watched Gnomeo and Juliet and i think it was wonderful :D Totally my kind of movie. So if you found black swan nice, you'll probably hate this because it's awesome.



A heartwarming tale about romance between 2 families of feuding gnomes. A light-hearted movie with nice, simple plot, witty humour and adorable characters!

The character designers did an excellent job customising each and every gnome. You can see the amount of effort they put in for detail, it's no joke i tell u!

No 2 garden gnomes are the same and it was hilarious to see how they go about their daily lives. Not hilarious as in HAHAHAHA hilarious but a warm-your-heart kinda hilarious.

The best touch they did for this movie was to include a porcelain tinkle everytime the gnomes make contact with one another. cuteness TTM :D

Wah, i like keep doing movie reviews sia.

So, in order of best to worse: Gnomeo, Thor, Beastly.

Thor

On monday i went to watch thor with my sistles.



The actor for thor is man 到 die!

The eyes so blue and the eyelashes so long. he has a cute accent also. his hair so cute, blonde and long. if i have blonde hair, i confirm will keep long. now my hair black. keep long i will end up looking like severus snape.

His muscles is HUGE, look like can snap your neck in 2. and he towers over the rest of the cast. looks like freaking 2m?? if you need a sense of security, that's the guy you want to be looking for.

Natalie portman, where do i begin. i thought she only did weird shows like BLACK SWAN (-_-) and V for Vendetta. She surprised me by taking a role in such a movie.

The movie was good, but i was whimpering throughout the show. they cheat because they use sound to scare me. however to be honest, the storyline was pretty weak i feel.

But there was never a dull moment in the show. lots of very cool special effects, which i appreciate since i know it's very hard to do. a sprinkle of humour in an otherwise very action orientated movie is good too.

The overall cast was pleasing to my eyes.

Thus, it just goes to show. you may have a weak storyline but if you have a stunning cast, the superficial viewer will still like your movie :D

You compare this to Beastly. where only the guy is handsome (for like minority of the time) coupled with the actresses vanessa hudgens and mary kate olsen= PFFFT.

In short Thor pwns Beastly.

when all else fails

search inside yourself, know that u are unique, know that you are weird. embrace your weirdness and be comforted.

GONG GONG

my sister's bf just called me GoNGONG when i picked up the phone.

this is why u shud nv ans a phone when u just woke up.

Lido

I had a mental list of cinemas that i will not go to because they are filthy.

1. Lido
2. Shaw @ bugis

Crappy chairs, popcorn everywhere as well as gentle gradient of seats. gentle gradient of seats, means that if some tall fuck is sitting in front of u, u paying $6.50 to watch their head. i once hallucinated saw a rat scurrying across the floor even.

All these are the fucktors that determine if a cinema is bad.

But last week on my date, I accidently went to Lido and it did not look like:





Instead, it was absolutely BREATH-TAKING. I felt like cinderella stepping into the ballroom!

Except i was wearing slippers made of plastic not glass.

The air con was SO freezing cold. the floor was carpeted with royal maroon, the air smelt alpine fresh! the lights were a brilliant gold. i suspect there was a fountain somewhere... spewing NEWater.

They removed the MCdonalds, KFC, LJS and crappy decor. The crappy decor was a REAL eyesore. Probably gave it to some 3rd world country.

Everything is sparkly fresh. even movie posters had golden baubles framing them! The staff was dressed in TUX.

I am removing Lido from the ghastly cinema list FOR SURE.

I wanna watch a movie there. But if u want to watch, PLS bring a jacket. u will freeze i promise u :)

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sidenote: DO NOT WATCH BEASTLY. it had a crappy plot and i had to stop after 1/2 and hour. simply could not bring myself to continue watching it. the actresses were really BLEH, so i wont even bother.

you would think that having a handsome actor would save the film. NOPE. not if he's looking like



instead of



for a large portion of the time during the show! -_-

ps. pictures from google. i din take photo of the new lido cause i no camera that day.

boiboi has a dirty mind

"Use healthier oil... and more protection"



hem hem. boiboi has a dirty mind.

modelling vs dancing

in modelling as well as dancing. it is all about isolation.

i lost my job! :(

i lost my job. i tried not to jinx it and did not tell anyone that i got it. i only told 3 ppl that i trust a lot and made them promise not to tell anyone.

and YET! i lost my job!

我问天！ 我问天！

holidays are here so hopefully i will be busy being disciplined and self-motivated.


here are all the 7 entries i was supposed to blog this week but didn't because im lazy. but then, i'm not lazy now because i blog all at one shot.

http://boiboiwatch.blogspot.com/2011/05/brother.html
http://boiboiwatch.blogspot.com/2011/05/corrruption-of-4d.html
http://boiboiwatch.blogspot.com/2011/05/yam-ah-mee.html
http://boiboiwatch.blogspot.com/2011/05/never-judge-chocolate-by-its-shape.html
http://boiboiwatch.blogspot.com/2011/05/pessimistic-self-vs-optimistic-self.html
http://boiboiwatch.blogspot.com/2011/05/which-suits-me-more.html

or u could just scroll down.

this entry is included therefore 6+1 is 7. HAH. u thought i cannot count right?

which suits me more?

Pessimistic Self Vs Optimistic Self

P. self: I don't know so many things.. how the fuck am i going to survive in Y2.... :'(

O. self: Focus on what you know. The glass is always half full, not half empty.

P. self: Ok. I know that I don't know so many things.. how the fuck am i going to survive in Y2.... :'(

O. self: ...

never judge a chocolate by its shape

It may look like dog shit but it does not taste like dog shit.



Never judge a book by its cover is OUT OF FASHION. stop using it.

i bought this from marks and spencer. got some easter promotion so it was $2.55 per packet.

yam ah mee

im sorry but who the fuck is yam ah mee?

i saw images/ links/ vids of him and he looks like the founder of some herbal remedy with his face printed on a bottle of something (medicine?)

so what if he reads election results with a monotone? boring. you all are BORING if you find him amusing.

or maybe u all are easily amused AND boring people.

TPL is so much more amusing than him.

corrruption of 4d

I have been corrupted by 4D. No more shallow appreciation for me.

Now I will be unable to resist looking out for mis en scenes in all the mvs that I watch.

brother

Today i bought a new t-shirt to commemorate going out with my friend for the first time.

the t-shirt is no longer just a t-shirt. it carries sentiments. today could possibly be our last date, but i appreciated it a lot.

invention

why i grow up, i will invent a soft little drool absorbant pillow case.

if you were to

if you were to suffocate me in my sleep, will i not die?






i think i would.

hazy hazed

wow. even in my self-induced drug-hazed state, a lizard running across my toilet floor when i on the light still managed to get an involuntary gasp from me.

a dent

my computer fell on the floor while in the laptop case with a wacom pad as well. so now the behind part have a dent.

nothing is perfect.

how old am i?

today i really ask for it. i wan act heart landle so i speak chinese la, den when the person ask me for my age, i reply

二十。。。。二。

now she probably think i am lying or i am stupid. where got ppl own age need to think.

but partly cause i always lie about my age ba, hard to change channel.

i am 19 this year.

shit

i went to shit in the toilet just now.

ploop!

ploop!

ploop!

went my shit but the water did not splash up.

my shit must be dense cause it sank to the bottom of the toilet bowl. my asshole like on fire. i suspect is the AP chilli.

my asshole is called pacific ring of fire. VROOOOAR!

the balance of the world

u lose 2 frens, u make 2 frens. the balance of the world is restored.

call me kiasu

call me kiasu or what, but i always believe in buying extra when the cost price of a single unit is low/ negligible.

eg. tidbits (last time) and more recently- cds.

twice this month, because of my shopaholic tendencies, i have saved some classmates by selling them my SPARE cds :D

(i sell at cost price, no profit.)

what the

what just happened here?



nooooooooooooo!

dropped a size!??!

i was just talking to my fren and he just said he dropped a size.... wait... WHAT?!?

i cannot even buckle my army pants the last time i tried! reservist is going to be such a humiliation...



oh yea. happy labour day. yes. it is labour day. i am labouriously working on my 4d final assignment.

elite 4

today is not totally unmemorable. i defeated the elite 4! (Black and white)

wow i fainted

if u havent fainted b4 i can tell u what it feels like, having fainted a few times already.

after cooling down, i felt like throwing up. it did not help that when i enter the lift, it had very strong cologne.

then the fainting start. i could feel the familiar sensation spreading in my head. u start feeling dazed and everything starts turning white.

white sparkles everywhere..

your legs start to feel weak and somehow, the floor does not seem dirty anymore, in fact, it welcomes you with open arms and legs.

you start to not care about what is around you, all u want is to lie down.

so i spent sometime sitting on the staircase recovering :(

writing class

today is my first lesson of my reading writing thai class! i am excited.

but got this old man in my class is very irritating. he reminds me of this other old man who once sang very loudly behind me in church.

my class got 7 ppl and when he ask teacher qn, he have to ask in thai. fuck him. his voice also beri loud and grating. fuck him 2.

dunno wad that laobusi asking aso. by the tam he ask finish the dumb qn, my mind still lingering on his first syllable. how to be classmates like that.

ASK IN ENGLISH will die. fuck him 3.

other than that class was good. becost.... i got homeburk!

i have like writing workshits! i luv penmanship. remember in primary school i have a penmanship squirrel on my penmanship pad :D

pink water bottle

i think i lost my pink water bottle... :(

thirsty in school, around.

hardware

"the only that should be bought is hardware"

we will not infer the hidden insinuation of this statement.

go mad

i know how people go mad already.

trick questions

i realise that i am not pro in answering trick questions.

mountains

one mountain is higher than many other mountains. i am in awe and wonder. no i am not talking about painting.

my exam is coming. stay in school and do work until at night. good thing is come back that time train nobody. i can sit shiok shiok.

i am fortunate because i meet nice, helpful people in my life.

ps. when you wash your face remember to wash upwards.

philosopher boiboi

today boiboi left us with a deep question to ponder.

"when a tree fall in the forest, does it make a sound?"





i think it does.

kerning

today boiboi teach us about kerning and spacing.

egg of huat

easter day no one give u chocolate egg? dun worry. i give u this. the most precious egg of huat.

moonlight plaza

printing and binding my book there cost $71.50. it is daylight robbery.

so i went to art enemy to buy a little bottle of white glue. $2.10 but becost i member so become $1.65.

zzz

boi o boi o boi.

hope u all are ok with ur 2d and 4d. i m struggling but i will pervertsear.

what is this?

No it is not a spoon.
It is a paintbrush.

True genius knows no boundeth.

True genius bestows upon us 2 quotes of wisdom this very day.

"Time is wasted on the young." and

"The pain of youth."

on a totally nonrelative note, Boiboi bon school today. naughty boiboi.

First post of boiboi watch

Today boiboi was spotted in some room after school hours. Boiboi seemed very excited and was rocking in his swivel chair with excitement. Looks like sickness will not dampen boiboi's enthusiasm.

Today I met a fish and she is called Donna. Talented artist is also emotional artist.

It's over and done, but the heartache lives on inside.

No?