
This morning I had breakfast with current NFL Hall of Famer, former Republican Congressman from Oklahoma and current president of the Cellular Telecommunications & Internet Association (CTIA)
Steve Largent! He is actually the former roomate and committee colleague of one of my clients and hosted a small breakfast for him.
We were all pretty young when he was playing but I definitely still remember him. He was the Tom Waddle of the 80's, small and slow but willing to run routes across the middle.
Totally nice guy but at breakfast all we talked about was "net neutrality" and some other stuff only Bobbo would understand. All I wanted to do was say, "Hold up, before we go any further, Steve, you are going to have to answer some questions:
1. How many jerseys is each player issued per season? How often do you get a new one?
2. Do you carry your own luggage or do pro teams have people that do that for you?
3. If you could have played for one team other than the Seahawks would it have been the Bears?
4. Is the reason you did not go to Iowa because Hayden Fry did not recruit you?
5. Have you ever done blow with Lawrence Taylor?
6. Do players get new helmets every year or to you maintain the same one from year to year?
7. I respect the fact that you wore the small 2 bar kicker's facemask but why not just go for the one bar Kevin Butler look?
8. When Oklahoma recruited you did they take you to strip clubs and get you hookers?
9. Who shot Tupac?
10. Will you autograph my calf?"