So at about 6:30pm est on Saturday, I contemplated ending it all by jumping off my roof. The worst 3 hours of hawkeye football I have seen since ASU game last season, had left a bitter taste in my mouth, Actually, it was a HORRIBLE taste in my mouth, more like death and depression, combined with cigaretts and booze. So bad that, I wanted to make sure my roof was high enuff to finish the job. Last thing I needed was to survive and be fed infinitely thru a straw.
I could go on and on about the game, you all saw the disgrace. 5 Tos, penalities, key dropped passes, Tate thinking he was roboQB. ZERO energy. No way did I think Iowa's Oline would be manhandled the way they were, The Jailbird Berryman was in the backfield looking to jack a cell phone and 4 bucks, every freaking play. Mike Jones better get his head out of his A$%^%, and Brian Ferentz, I think this makes it 3 games(Ohio St and Mich St, 2 years ago), who directly cost Iowa the game by his bad snaps, HELLO, Kirk, ground him or yank him. Plus, why did Tate or Young fall on that ball? Tate didnt even try for it, jesus.
I feel your pain about Cyclone fans, My uncles are all Cyclown fans and I talked alot of smak last week. They dont rub it in too much cuz they know better, aka, they are Cyclone fans, they have zero faith in their own team. I did get the Monday morning emails of "put some Ranch on your crow" or "nothing but a pin drop from Hawks fans this week". Hell, I even had my cousins who are Nebraska fans, calling and texting me trash throughout the game, basically just daring me to jump. I dont even go out on Sat nite cuz Im so depressed, this is MAJOR news too, cuz Im a loadie, alcoholic, and have serious drinking issues. Its kinda like Roger and Bogacki missing Sunday Mass, haha.
Sunday comes, alright, NFL ticket Baby, first game, Im pumped, lets rock. well, lets just say another LONG Painfull day. I was thinking about writing the NFL to get back some compensation for the 7 hours of my life I wasted watching the Bears/Skins, Lions/Packers, back to back. My roommate thinks the SkinsD is the second coming of the 85 Bears or 2000 Ravens, sorry, beating on poor Kyle Orton does not impress me. CedBen does need more love, anyway, Same old average skins to me, they are destined to be 6-10, Now they have benched Ramsey for Brunnell. As a Packer fan I could care less, but living in this Redskins media cesspool known as DC, where your casual sports fans are subjected to radio topics like, "Coach Gibbs wore the Burgundy hat on the sideline for the first time," I will give you my take on this so called "contraversey.
Why do the Terrorists hate Freedom? Why does Gibbs hate Ramsey?
Why does Bush love Rumsfeld? Why does Gibbs love Brunnell?
Ponder those for me.
I didnt think a team could play worse than the Hawks then I watched the Packers, AHHHHHH, now Javon Walker is out for the season, of course he is on both of my fantasy teams to rub more salt in the wounds, what a weekend, eh? I know no one cares,
Is there anyway I get Uncle Rico and Chip to hook me up with some kind of time machine, to go back in time. Thats it, writing this has made me depressed again, F it, Im going out Hunter Thompson style!
You can erase any doubt in your mind, Bobbo has made a decision. He hates Iowa State. He doesn't just hate the fact that there is a farm in the middle of campus. He doesn't just hate the ugly giels that go there or the meatheads that hang out there. He hates the idea of Iowa State. The idea that a school can call themselves our rival but is so far inferior. When confronted about his hatred of Iowa State Bobbo exclaimed, "F*ck Off Iowa State". Bye the way he hates Jews and Dentists too.
