Fly Me to the Moon

I would like to take this time to extend an invitation to everyone to come to our first baby showers. I am excited and hope all of you are as well as this is a life changing event for myself. I have recently moved up in the company to become manager of station relations. My girlfriend has also moved up and is now a lead consultant with her firm. We are on our way to a fun and exciting life. We have plenty of room and if you need help getting to Milwaukee, well thats why I work for an airline. We will be hosting several baby showers throughout the summer for everyone to be able to come and since we have both have a lot of friends. Let me know what weekend would work for you and I let you know who will all be there the same weekend. Can't wait to see you!

Wove, Twoo Wove

Well, that's it. I'm married. Last Saturday, 90 degree heat, 5:00 PM I tied the knot with Kristen. Thanks to everybody that was able to attend and Bobbo for not attending.

Few highlights worthy of noting other than, of course, my marriage:

-Salvy Fleener barfing all Sunday morning and having to nap in a gas station parking lot before his flight home.

-Hubbard eating dinner next to Nomar Garciaparra and other LA Dodgers at Cafe Milano in DC.

-Hubbard breaking up with his girlfriend shortly before my wedding. Side note, his girlfriend was not invited to the wedding but he bought her anyway. (I hope he is reading this.)

Diaper Drinking

I'm sitting at work today and a get this email from MacG:

Bogack Attack, thats not you in the Cubbies hat is it? I was looking for Rodge's red hair

Diaper Drinking

http://journals.aol.com/dcsportsguy/mrirrelevant/entries/2007/05/14/diaper-drinking-is-my-new-least-favorite-sport/3378

Sori Jersey at RFK

http://journals.aol.com/dcsportsguy/mrirrelevant/entries/2007/05/15/rfk-stadium-800-pounds-of-mottram-and-delicious-blue-moon/3379


I can explain. When I explain it seems a bit less disgusting and a little more believable. A few weeks ago, after a Saturday softball tournament (the reason i am wearing wristbands in the photo) I stopped by my future brother in law's house to watch the Kentucky Derby and later the De LaHoya vs. Mayweather fight. The house that my future brother in law (Kevin) lives in is affectionately nicknamed "the Frat House" because 3 guys actually pay rent to live there but at any given time there will be 7-8 people sleeping on couches or the floor. They are always up for a party and the Kentucky Derby/Mayweather Fight was as good of reason as any to drink all day and BBQ.

We drank a few beers during the Derby, BBQ'd and then got bored. What we hadn't accounted for was the 6 hours in between each sporting event. Somebody floated the idea of everybody putting on adult diapers and and seeing how long we could hold our pee. one of the guys went down to 7-11 and bought a 20 pack of Depends and we all put them on. It got weird when girls showed up, including my fiance and snapped this picture on their camera phone.

Well, I finished second and woke up the next day wondering what the hell I was doing the night before. I forgot about that night and that picture until last Friday when MacG was surfing the sports blogs and came across the DCsportsguy's blog. He recognized everybody in the picture and promptly sent me the email above. This was the first I had seen of the picture.

You see, the DC Sports Guy (Jamie Mottram) has a local radio talk show, a somewhat popular blog and just happens to be a buddy of my other future brother in law, the one not pictured above. Well, I saw Jamie at a party on Saturday night and he said that this post was by far the most linked to post he has had and that people were truly disgusted with him for posting it. read the comments.

Iowa Chick is the SI Cheerleader of the Week

She's hot, she's from Burlington, she's a Cubs and Bears fan and most importantly, she's a Hawkeye! (and she's hot) Meet Meredith Hoffman, Sports Illustrated Cheerleader of the week. Here are some excerpts from her interview:

4. Music I can't live without: Country!

10. Strange and unusual fact about me: When I was younger, my friends said that I looked like Stephanie Tanner from Full House.

14. Five People I'd Like To Have Dinner With (Living or Dead): Mother Theresa, Oprah Winfrey, Princess Diana, Reese Witherspoon, Matthew Mcconaughey.

So what if she's not that smart, she's hot and this is the reason we are all in love with her:

8. My favorite teams are: The Iowa Hawkeyes, Chicago Cubs and Chicago Bears

She's perfect.

Let's Win this one for Sweetness!

Is anybody doing anything cool for Super Bowl XLI? I'm just watching it at home. MacG if you are around, I will be watching the game with Rog and some other guys. You are welcome to come over even if you are a Packers fan.

My Dad is in Miami lovin life. He couldn't get me a ticket but I am not sure that I could have afforded the hotel room and fligtht anyway.

Joining The Group

With all of the news of my friends getting married I decided that it was time I grow up and commit to one girl. I asked Stephanie the past weekend to be my wife and she said yes. Even though we have only been seeing each other for a month I knew she was the one for me. We have been through so much growing more together everyday. We met while I was in Phoenix for a weekend and I have been flying down there ever since.
We've decided to wed in Russia where she is from. She moved to the US about four years ago to go to college and is getting her associates in liberal arts. We are going to get married in her home town of Perm. Its the sixth largest city in Russia so there will be plenty of parting and vodka to go around. We are going to set the date for September 29th 2007. Her parents are very wealthy and own 4 logging companies in Perm. We are planning on chartering a plane from Chicago non-stop to Perm. All you guys have to do is get to Chicago and I'll take care of the rest.
She does has three kids but they all in Russia and the Russian government will not allow them to leave the country because thier father was caught as spy for Turkey. He was executed a year and half ago but the government thinks he implanted chips of information under thier skin, they are kept in government safe house under surveilance.
I am very excited and I'm sure you all will love her as much as I do. I will be making a nation tour with her to visit all of you and see the country. Don't be surprised if I call you when we land. This has been the best year of my life and I would be so honored if you all could make it!!!

RAW IS WAR

Notice the addition of Justin Edwards to the DC crew. He ended the night taking 3 shots of whiskey and blacking out. I barfed in the bathroom in the suite, somebody bought a belt and John Cena is still champion.

Monday Night Raw Came to DC