Blue Funk

Sloppy, amateurish updates on the adventures of Chelsea Football Club.

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Charlton 0-2 Chelsea

The first time I'm unable to watch it live, and Chelsea actually put on a good attacking performance.

Report from Soccernet:

Two second-half goals from Hernan Crespo and Arjen Robben kept champions Chelsea on top of the Barclays Premiership and put an end to Charlton's unbeaten start to the new campaign.

Chelsea have yet to drop a point or concede a goal in six matches now and Jose Mourinho's men are beginning to assume the same swagger of invincibility which illuminated their football on the way to their title triumph last term.


Mourinho insists Chelsea will finish some distance ahead of Charlton when the prizes are handed out at the end of the season and even though Alan Curbishley's assortment of journeymen and willing workhorses tried hard enough, it was somewhat inevitable Chelsea's class would prevail.

Curbishley, celebrating his 600th match in charge of the Addicks, knows his side do not possess the quality and technical expertise of their more expensive and illustrious opponents, but in terms of effort and endeavour then Charlton will be the equal of most other teams in the Premiership.

Their stubborn resistance, born out of a new found belief this season, succeeded in frustrating the reigning champions in the first half only for Crespo and Robben to undo all their fine work with quality finishes after the re-start.

Mourinho's men had been labelled 'boring' during the previous five matches in which they have flattered to deceive compared with the free-flowing, stylish Chelsea which romped home with Premiership plaudits and crown last season.

But against Charlton there was plenty of ingenuity and craft about their game and they now look like a side rediscovering the hunger and desire which put opponents to the sword with ruthless efficiency during Mourinho's first year in charge.

Chelsea started brightly and in the fifth minute they almost opened the scoring through England midfielder Frank Lampard.

His left-volley was deflected for a corner after Damien Duff's right-wing cross had fallen into his path via a deft header from Hernan Crespo.

In the 13th minute Robben almost made the home side pay for their benevolent defending when he beat two defenders before forcing Andersen to punch his swerving 15-yard effort to safety.

But a sustained spell of pressure by Charlton almost ended in disaster in the 21st minute when Michael Essien robbed Kishishev in midfield and put Crespo clean through on goal. The Argentinian's shot beat Andersen but cannoned back off the left-hand post and away to safety.

Chelsea's stranglehold on proceedings showed no sign of diminishing as the half marched towards its inevitable conclusion.

Five minutes before the break Charlton were handed a present by Ricardo Carvalho when the Chelsea defender brought down Danny Murphy on the edge of the penalty area.

Carvalho was shown the yellow card by referee Howard Webb but Murphy's resultant attempt to punish Chelsea with the free-kick was thwarted by the defensive wall.

Seconds later the Portuguese defender was cleverly turned by Rommedahl 25-yards out but the Charlton midfielder's shot flew past Petr Cech's right-hand post as honours ended all square at half-time.

William Gallas became the second Chelsea player to hit an upright when he forced Lampard's free-kick onto the left-hand post just minutes after the re-start.

It was a signal of intent from Mourinho's men and moments later another free-kick some 30 yards out caused more consternation for the home defence.

Robben rolled the ball to Lampard and the England midfielder's deflected shot was grasped at the second attempt by Andersen.

Chelsea were beginning to cause all kinds of problems for the home defence with Luke Young forced to foul Robben on the left flank as the Dutchman got into his stride.

The resultant free-kick was wasted by the champions but their relentless pursuit of an opening goal continued to gather pace.

That goal came in the 55th minute when Kishishev again lost the ball in midfield and this time paid the price for his carelessness.

Essien was the benefactor and his cross into the penalty area was met with by the head of Crespo who directed the ball into top corner from 10 yards.

Five minutes later Robben killed off the home side when he collected the ball from Duff's pass and sent a curling shot into the top right-hand corner.

In the 66th minute substitute Shaun Wright-Phillips brought a great save from Andersen with a right-foot shot which the Charlton keeper somehow managed to tip around the upright.

Chelsea then spent the remainder of the match content to stifle what little Charlton could muster in attack and although Chris Perry was close with a thumping header, the Addicks were, like the previous five Premiership teams before them, unable to breach Cech's goal.


Chelsea's assistant manager Steve Clarke admitted they were forced to increase their performance level to overcome battling Charlton and move six points clear at the top of the Barclays Premiership.

'We were asked by Charlton to find another gear and we won the match the second half because we did that,' Clarke said. 'We won with two quality finishes from Crespo and Robben but overall I thought it was a good game.

'Charlton are good opponents and they have started the season well. The first half was fairly even although I thought we had the better chances.

'We defended strongly again but teams are always going to put you under pressure. But so far this season we have defended as well as we did last term.'

Clarke was particularly pleased with the performance of Michael Essien in midfield. The £24million record buy from Lyon was outstanding alongside the equally impressive Frank Lampard and Claude Makelele.

'He had a interrupted pre-season because of the transfer side of things with Lyon but he is getting better all the time and stronger with every game,' Clarke added.

Charlton manager Alan Curbishley had mentioned before the match that the millions spent on new players at Stamford Bridge had not been good for the game, but Clarke rejected suggestions such criticism had given his side an extra motivation.

Chelsea have not conceded a goal in competitive action, barring the Community Shield, since their Champions League semi-final defeat to Liverpool on Merseyside but Clarke insisted setting records was not on consciously on their agenda.

'We are motivated to win every game,' he declared.

'It doesn't matter what the opposition says about us. But there's still a long way to go. We only look as far as the next game, we don't target records or sit down as a group and talk about breaking them.'

Charlton had held their own in the opening half even though Crespo hit the post in the 21st minute but after Chelsea struck twice in five minutes in the second half Curbishley conceded only Manchester United, Liverpool or Arsenal could effectively stop the champions this season.

'After seeing them at first hand, they are so powerful. They go into games believing that if they score, they've won it,' he said.

'They are so organised and you have to play as well as you can and beyond because they feel they won't concede.

'Nobody works as hard as Essien, Lampard and Makelele - they've got everything in their side at the moment. Someone has got to stop them.

'Perhaps Arsenal, Liverpool or Manchester United could have forced the game more than we were able to but since Jose Mourinho has been there they are different.

'They have so many match-winners in all areas. They have so much quality and have had a fantastic start to the season. The challenge has been thrown down and they look confident and at ease with each other.

'The only problem Mourinho has got is keeping some of them happy but that's a nice problem to have when you are winning every week. It is as though they are saying `It is game on and you have to try and catch us'.'

Curbishley now wants to shrug off the disappointment of defeat by beating Hartlepool in the Carling Cup this week.

'We've now got to push on,' he said. 'We start on Tuesday and I want a decent run in the competition.'

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Chelsea 1-0 Anderlecht

Last time we dominated like this was against WBA. 63% possession. Anderlecht had a couple of half-chances, but hardly got into our half. We lead through a Lampard free kick that "reverse-swerved" viciously right in front of the keeper. Essien and Duff have had good shot saved.

Second half following much the same pattern.Long-range shot from Lampard pushed round the post.

An Anderlecht long range shot deflects off a Chelsea defender onto the post.

SWP on for Robben. Robben continues to improve from previous Prem performances, but still chooses the wrong option too many times.

They are putting us under significant pressure now. Maybe I should cease talking to JL and let my nerves be wrung.

Essien's shot from a SWP layoff is deflected just wide.

Cole on for Duffer.

Amusing scoreline: Lyon 3-0 Real Madrid. 3 goals in 12 minutes in the middle of the first half; reminiscent of our Barca home game back in 99/00[?].

Injury time. Huth on for Essien, who's been impressively strong.

Job done.

Scousers win 2-1 at Real Betis.

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Hilarious parody from Chelsea Chatter funinthesun:

That Wenger takes the buscuit !!

Anyone hear his post match interview today ?

Reporter : Dissapointing day Arsene ?

Wenger : Yez vereee dizzapointing, dizzapointing that Jelzee have won again playing poor football.

Reporter : I was refering to Arsenals defeat.

Wenger : Yez ofcourse we were missing some steel in the heart of defence, Sol Campbell or John Terry who we were about to sign when Jelzee offered him a new contract....but as you know it eez one market for Jelzee and another for the rest of us.

Reporter : Yes...quite, back to today where does that result leave Arsenal ?

Wenger : We nearly had hiim you know ?

Reporter : Who ? Maccarone ?

Wenger : No, Sean Wright Phillips. The deal had been thrashed out with Mr Pearce, they would take Cygan on loan for the rest of the season with an option to making it permenant....and two full sets of training clothing.....Then Jelzee stepped in..It's not fair.

Reporter : Some would say that for all Arsenals breathtaking forward play, the defence and in particular the keeper, are areas that require strengthening, what do you say to that ?

Wenger : Cech !!! Do you know we had been looking at him for five years and were just about to offer Rennes two North Bank tickets, good ones ! right in the middle, in exchange for Cech.....then Jelzee step in with a ridiculous offer.......it izz not fair.

Reporter : So no Henry, no points, coincidence ?

Wenger : I hate Jelzee, they've spoiled everything....We were going to rule ze World......It isn't fair, it isn't fair.

Reporter : Thanks very much Arsene.

Wenger : ..............I hate zem

Chelsea 2-0 Sunderland

Jaded squad from internationals. Makalele injured, so Essien takes over his role, and does well. Del Horno and Geremi were the other notable performers in a lacklustre match. Geremi opened the scoring through two Sunderland defensive mistakes, first the defender losing the ball to him, then the keeper letting his shot in under his body. Drogba rounded it off with a header off a Duff cross. Manure were held to a draw by Man City and Arse, missing Henry and leaking goals, lost to Boro. Which leaves Charlton as our present closest competitors.