Newcastle 2-1 Chelsea (JFH o.g., Lampard, Bernard)

Poor performance from both sides really, but we were sunk by JFH's perfect header past Cudicini and horrendous defending from the much-esteemed Jesper Gronkjaer, who really didn't need to further alienate the Chelsea fans. Lampard's goal was a perfectly hit volley.

Soxy, Petit, Dessa out for today's cruncher against Newky. Bugger.