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Friday, August 29, 2008
People never learn

Wall.E is revolutionary. I'm going to start doing my little part in making a big difference to the Earth I live in. Simple things you can do reusing paper, throwing used bottles and cans into recycling bins, and reduce the amount of water and electricity you use by turning off the tap while brushing your teeth or switching off the lights when you're not using them. We're all Captains of our Planet - Play your part in making this Earth a more beautiful place to live in. :)

People can be very disappointing.. Including you, and I.

tried to hunch; 8:25 PM

Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Girls try, Boys lie.

The mechanisms of the foreign exchange market never fail to astound me. Mind-boggling, mind-baffling, mind-bursting ECONOMICS! May the gods of Economics (ie. Marshall Lerner, John Keynes, Mr. Leong) bless me with infinite knowledge of the workings of our Economy.

tried to hunch; 12:02 AM

Saturday, August 23, 2008
Inadequacy

Life may seem green and bruised up

when trouble doubles

and you start taking the shape of your sofa

do radical things like cutting your own hair

while discovering the true meaning of loneliness

(i got no more photos so i have no concluding line hee hee sorry.)

tried to hunch; 12:11 AM

Sunday, August 17, 2008
Carving history

Ever PROUD to be Singaporean.

You know, it's not very nice when you hear fellow Singaporeans (eg MY FAMILY) go boohoo JUST because our paddlers are imported. I am very angered and hurt by my dad's disregard and utter disrespect for our sportswomen. I believe they deserve an equal amount of respect and recognition for their SILVER MEDAL - LIKE HELLO, 2ND IN THE WORLD IS A PRETTY DAMN BIG DEAL for a puny (but nonetheless MIGHTY) country like Singapore! And HELLO, they are REPRESENTING THE NATION, WEARING THE FIVE STARS AND THE CRESCENT MOON, CAN YOU AT LEAST SHOW THEM YOUR LEAST BIT OF RESPECT BY NOT SWITCHING THE CHANNEL!?!??#$?@#$?@?#%@?#$@?!?@#?$!@?#

Very anger now. But my love for Singapore conquers all.

Well done to our Table-Tennis Womens' Team. <3>

tried to hunch; 10:42 PM

Saturday, August 16, 2008
Phillip Pirrip

I've become a very angry person lately. I just ripped the keypad out of my phone in frustration two minutes ago. Then after realising that it was a very stupid thing to do, I humbly tried to fix the stupid thing back in. Anyway the thing can't fit properly into the grooves anymore, because you know, it's not meant to be detachable. So the keypad now bulges out like a big pimple, and I can't slide my phone up and down nicely anymore. And to think two years ago when I first got Jackson, I promised to love him and give him all my care. To sum up my day, I was violently greeted by a kind reminder, that promises don't mean anything. Promises are fleeting, expendable, dispensable, not worth half the effort making them. Oddest people make you oddly happy and the oddest hour - The Adventures of DEEDEETOMATO AND JIMMYPOTATO. My fault, again. My fault. My fault. My fault. My fault. I could type that again and again. My fault. My fault. My fault. My fault. My fault. And this sorry well of self-pity is grossing me out.

tried to hunch; 11:58 PM

Thursday, August 14, 2008
I like queer people

Thomas Ho is the love of my life. We smsed a lot today. For the first time in a long time, I feel like somebody actually cares. Wheeee. Unlike the millions of other JC babies gasping for air because Prelims/'A' Levels are approaching at a Woody Woodpecker pace, I am proud to say that I'm enjoying myself a lot, because studying is enjoyable and it should never be made into a stressful and brain-bleeding obligation. Anyway just thought some encouragements would be nice, so to all of you who are violently tearing your hair out from your heads and noses because MOE is as unforgiving and merciless as Lord Sauron's fury, HAVE A KIT-KAT, TAKE A CHILL PILL. If you break down Singaporean demographics, you'd realise that life is really very short. With an average life expectancy of a mere 81.8 years, you need to fulfill the following:

EDUCATION - 15 years or more
National Service (for men only) - 2 years
Get a job (taking into consideration average age to start work is 22, and current retirement age is 62) - 40 years
FALL IN LOVE - UNDEFINED
Marriage (average age of first marriage is 28) - 53 years
Parenthood (average age of having first child is 32) -

HAte maths. And my theories are all ceteris paribus one, I can't even remember what my point was in the first place. Haiz. Ban tu er fei.

tried to hunch; 11:41 PM

Sunday, August 10, 2008
Kissing You - Des'ree

I AM GOING ABSOLUTELY INSANE. I AM ABSOLUTELY INSANE. ABSOLUTELY INSANE. ABSOLUTELY INSANE. ABSOLUTELY INSANE. I NEED A WILLING VOLUNTEER TO COME DOWN TO GET STABBED BY ME A MILLION AND ONE TIMES TILL MY HEART AND TEAR DUCTS SATISFY. THIS ISN'T BLOODLUST, THIS IS A FREAKING CRISIS.

tried to hunch; 10:11 PM

I want to be Craig Armstrong!

I like to blog when I'm harbouring displeasurable feelings within me. I wish I could describe to you how blessed it is to be able to enjoy Music. But currently I'm imagining ghosts in my room, thinking about going to North Korea (I wonder if they'll bother to send my body back.. On second thought, I guess not. Perhaps use my body for some weird Militant Mutant Experimentation or use my innards for Kim's elixer of life. (Actually he doesn't need one because his father, Kim Il Sung, is already currently the "Eternal President of the Republic". Mind you, it is an OFFICIAL position. Woe to the glorious dead, Kim's immortality is already being paid for.)), thinking about long can blood boil till it erupts in violent fires and crackling flames.

tried to hunch; 1:17 AM

Saturday, August 09, 2008
Love

"I wish she was fatter and uglier so that less people will like her." - A Lover

They say you can't have your pie and eat it too. I say if you don't eat yours, then MORE FOR ME. :) Love is a selfish pig.

tried to hunch; 9:15 PM

These

are my favourite things. The devil robs me of everything else. Everything.

tried to hunch; 1:33 AM

Represent, Cuba

Like a phoenix rising from the ashes - most fantastic thing that happened today, amongst vomit and sore throat. Throwing in the towel, getting rid of loose change; everything is merely coin-operated. Do you only want to dance.

tried to hunch; 12:27 AM

Friday, August 08, 2008
Grab you by the collar

Hate this feeling of leaving my bicycle outside. Hate this feeling of having nobody to Dirty Dance with more.

tried to hunch; 12:02 AM

Thursday, August 07, 2008
Eager Meagre

"Would you marry her?"

"Yeah. Give me a ring now and I'd propose to her."

In contrast to...

"Denise. I know these 3 things. Life sucks. I suck. And you shouldn't reply me because of the first 2 reasons. But you can be more than these 3 things. Which is to reply me."

"If you don't reply me I'll think you hate me. We might have differences about heaven and hell, and s*o*t*n* *o*p*e*, but I would like you not to dislike me."

tried to hunch; 12:25 AM

Wednesday, August 06, 2008
Celebrate the moment

Erm. I believe it is not coincidental that 3 National Day songs were played consecutively on my iTunes on SHUFFLE. National Day is coming. I need to start planning my National Day speech. It's going to own the Lees. See you on Channel 5.

I love falling asleep to Christmas songs.

tried to hunch; 1:39 AM

Sunday, August 03, 2008
Just the way you are

Mr Michael Tan, should you ever be very bored at home one day and decide to Google your name, I hope you come across my little blog and read this. I really miss you. I really miss your presence in school. Now that I have a lift to school every day, I don't think I'll ever be late for school again. It's not much effort put on my part I know, but at least I won't be detention queen this term. I miss the little conversations we had in your office about my punctuality, my attire, my hair, my outstanding number of detentions. I miss the times when you cheered me on when I was running around the field - an enthusiastic and gleeful "Miss Cheong!" each time I ran past you, panting like a sick pig. I ESPECIALLY remember the time where I spoke to you regarding my switch of CCA outside the PE office on Lit Evening, and you said this to me:

"It's like getting married. You can't just get married and then divorce your husband when you get sick of him right? Marriage is a lifetime commitment. Same goes for your CCA, it is a two-year commitment, you cannot anyhow change husband as and when you like, right or not Deenise?"

I remember crying because what you said was so true. I remember crying because I thought it was the most unfair thing in the world to not credit me for representing the College in Canoeing Nationals and that I deserved even the least bit of recognition for that. I also remember crying because I simply couldn't tolerate the idea of divorcing my husband.

I will see you at East Coast Park one day Mr Tan. And even if I don't, I know where to find you. Because I didn't forget that you live near Changi Prison. :) I look forward to going sailing with you.

Much Love, and some more.

tried to hunch; 11:03 PM

Leave us kids alone

I like dancing in my room pretending I'm the 6th Backstreet Boy.

tried to hunch; 12:59 AM