Straight Outta Naziville

Republicans Still Orbiting Trump Death Star

Visiting Hollywood?  Be sure to check this out!

"Compared to this sunflower, I'm big.  But

compared to the Sun, I'm little.  So, am I

'Big Bird' or 'Little Bird'?  

Almost simultaneously, they came to the realization

that their purpose in life was to show it was possible

for Michael Douglas to become bored with Catherine

 Zeta-Jones and vice versa.

"The average density of stars in the universe is 

about 1.4 per 100 billion cubic light-years."  The 

average density of stars in Hollywood is reportedly

 much higher.

The Snark Tank #2

It was when Alfred E. Neuman realized he was an 

'Unrepeatable Value' that he regained his self-

confidence and became a star.

Astronomers Discover Planet with Two Suns

Theologian Discovers God with

Two Sons

Factoid of the Hour #10

One teaspoon of the matter in the neutron star at the

center of the Crab Nebula weighs 500 million tons.

Astronomers now believe there are three septillion stars

in the Universe. That's a three followed by 24 zeroes

(3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000).  If you have

time on your hands and need something to do,

start counting.

Scientists Find Most Massive Star

Ever Discovered

Astronomers say stars are born out of huge cosmic vaginas. They

remain deeply puzzled, however, by the universe's current 'designer

vagina' craze, including 'vaginal rejuvenation', 'revirgination', and

'G-spot amplification'.

"Behold the height of the stars, how high they are!

And then there's the soccer ball."

Daniel Vettori is the only cricket star who has

his very own planet.

"My stars!" the Grand Mufti exclaimed.

Sharon Stone and Demi Moore used to suffer from

'body dysmorphic disorder'. Now they just suffer

from getting old and being over the hill.