Mike Huckabee Sez:  “Trump could personally suck 

the virus out of every one of the 60,000 people in the world, 

suck it out of their lungs, swim to the bottom of the ocean and

 spit it out, and he would be accused of pollution for messing

 up the ocean.”

Where does the water go when the tide goes out?

See the Sea Squirt Squirt

"Coastal erosion is happening faster in Louisiana than 

anywhere in the U.S., due to a mix of rising seas and 

sinking land caused in part by oil and gas extraction." 

Drill, baby, drill!

If Mo Brooks's brain fell into the ocean, the sea level 

wouldn't rise, but his IQ would go up.

The Unexpurgated Bible #152

And God said, “Let the waters under the heavens be 

gathered together into one place, and let the dry land

 appear.”

Divers Run into Mysterious, Giant, Jello-Like 'Thing'

Rude Rhymes #80

Briny Swisher

Bryan Fischer

China's Growth Destroyed 80% of Its Coral Reefs 

and Blessed America with China Direct

"What's that?"

"It's North Carolina State Senators debating a sea-level 

rise bill that doesn't take global warming into account."

The Pacific Trash Vortex is the size of Texas.  Draw 

your own conclusion.

On his 65th birthday, Republican presidential frontrunner 

Mitt Romney---worth an estimated $250 million---announced 

that he would not enroll in Medicare. On the same day, 

the residents of the Marianas Trench---living 35,800 feet 

below sea level--voted unanimously to refuse government 

assistance for their volunteer fire department. 

"Please forgive us, O Poseidon!"

It was another tempest-tossed day on
the Sea of Humanity.