The Mysterious Newt Gingrich Fresco in Ancient Pompeii

Alas, the Roman Empire Is Still Falling

Unmitigated Gaul

Hand-Knitted Knight Hat for Men with

Roman Noses

Nero fiddled while Rome burned but Trump has a 

tin ear so he plays golf.

Rome Burning, Nero's Fiddle in Quarantine

"Do your worst!" Spartacus taunted the Romans. 

"I will live to be 103!"

A mosaic unearthed at the ancient Roman city of Pompeii

only looks like Wilbur Ross.  He's old, but not THAT old.

The Noblest Romaine of Them All

Adventures in Aestheticism #122

Nero Golfs While Forest Burns

Will Donald Trump adopt Kanye West the way Julius

Caesar adopted Octavius?

Scholars say Attila the Bun contributed to the decline of

the Western Roman Empire in the late 5th century CE.

Following the recommendation of 

Robert D. Kaplan, the United States

brought imperialism back to the 

Middle East

in style.

Dallas Strip Club Sued for Being a 'Common Nuisance' 

and a 'Threat to Roman Architecture'

Alabama Pastor to Lead Sacred Ceremony to

Commemorate the Day When the Romans 

Burned Jesus on the Cross

"So what if Biggus Dickus is a sexual harasser? 

The statute of limitations ran out years ago!"

"I don't give a frack what Supreme Court protocol dictates!

At next year's State of the Union, I plan to look and act like

Spartacus does in Blood and Sand!"

The Idaho man who likes to dress up as Jesus and carry a

cross was surprised today when his neighbors, who like

to dress up as Roman soldiers, crucified him.

There are now approximately 36 'Czars' in
the Obama Administration. One wonders
how many there would be if they were still
called 'Caesars'.