Robert Mugabe's Only Regret

Robert Mugabe Resigned to Being 93; "I'm Not

Getting Any Younger," He Sighed

With his new hairdo, Robert Mugabe didn't look a 

day older than 93.

Mugabe Falls

Sure, Zimbabwe has Robert Mugabe,

but the U. S. has Rush Limbaugh.

If you believe that "God moves in mysterious ways, His
wonders to perform," what wonder do you suppose He
had in mind when Robert Mugabe took the oath of office
for his umpteenth term as the High Muckety-Muck
of Zimbabwe?

"Let me eat cake!" said the President of Zimbabwe.

"Let them eat shit!"

Hear no evil three times in a row and it will go away.

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President of Zimbabwe Threatens to Sever Ties

with the Milky Way Galaxy

When Robert Mugabe was a boy, he was the schoolyard bully

who beat kids up unless they gave him their lunch money. At

age 83, he is still doing the same thing.

Robert Mugabe, President of Zimbabwe, Falls Under

Raúl Castro's Spell at the Non-Aligned Summit