When someone called him a 'notorious postmodern 

neo-Marxist leftist relativist', it took his breath away.

Trump and His Doppelgänger to Star in Remake of

The King and I

"If it will make you feel any better, Donald, 

size is relative," Obama said.

Fox News Says Donald Trump Is Afraid of 

Megyn Kelly's Moral Relativism

"Compared to this sunflower, I'm big.  But

compared to the Sun, I'm little.  So, am I

'Big Bird' or 'Little Bird'?  

"Most people don't know this, but my 'Theory

of Special Relativity' was formulated in 

response to a particularly bad hair day."

"Ms. Bachmann, in response to your Swiss citizenship, 

Mark Krikorian writes, 'The fact that even a patriot like 

Bachmann would do something like this is testament to

 how thoroughly the moral relativism of the post-national 

Left has permeated our culture'.  Do you recall what it

felt like when you first got permeated by moral relativism?"

Some people believe galaxies are huge. But, as

this photo taken by the Hubble Space Telescope

clearly shows, they're actually quite small.

"Size is relative, Ma, so where do people get off calling
us 'Pygmy Hippos'?"
"Cool your jets, Teensy-Weensy, and eat your lettuce!"

"Hey, kids, what time is it?" Once upon
a time, every kid in America knew the
answer to this question: it was 'Howdy
Doody Time'. But then relativism began
to set in and kids started answering,
"8:20" or "10:15" or "12:10" or "3:40" or
"7:55." That is, until one kid finally
answered, "Inasmuch as time is an
incorrigibly subjective concept, the
correct answer is 'Miller Time'."