'Twas the Night Before Christmas and Rudolph Overslept

Reindeer Humor

"Will the real Rudolph please stand up?"

Rudolph Caught Slacking

Deer Leader Dies, North Korea Declares

Twelve Days of Mourning

Puerto Rican Mayor's Family Celebrates

Rudolph's Last Christmas

Between bites of raw reindeer meat, the Tea Party debate

audience cheered the idea of letting the uninsured die.

Sarah Palin Trademarks Name, Introduces

 New Line of North Country Foods

"To those of you who are suggesting that castration

helps reindeer handle climate change, I say, 'Up your

ass with a 50-yard pass!'"

Have you heard the theory about how Hollywood

created Satana Claus and his (thinly veiled) gay

reindeer to promote the 'homosexual agenda' and

generally spread evil around the world?

MERRY XXXMAS EVERYBODY!

"Is that Sarah Palin with a gun over there?"

"GRRR!"

"Ha ha!  Just kidding!"

"GRRRR!"

"Nice reindoggie!"

"GRRRRR!"

"Look, Sven, is that reindeer wearing a keffiyeh?"

"Before I go, I just want to say that I regret that I

have but one life to give for my fellow reindeer. 

And Rudolph, watch your back --- you may

be next!  Sarah's a natural-born killer!"

Texas Family Poised to Set New Reindeer-Bagging Record

on the Night Before Christmas, 2010

Reindeer Hybrid Technology Beginning to

Catch On with Carbon-Conscious Consumers

Blitzen to Retire After 185 Years of Service;

"He Will Be Missed," Santa Says

Santa Claus showed up a week early, muttering

something about swapping Rudolph the Red-Nosed

Reindeer for the star of Racing Stripes.