Today in Soap Opera News

Mo Brooks Downplays Domestic Violence in 

the Trump Administration, Melodramatizes His 

Prostate Cancer Diagnosis Instead

Using a transurethral probe, federal investigators reportedly

 have found more undisclosed gifts stashed in Governor 

Bob McDonnell's enlarged prostate.

Stanwood Fred Elkus, 75-Year-Old Good Man with a 

Gun and an Incontinence Problem, Shoots California 

Urologist Seven Times in the Chest

Texas has the worst health care system in the U. S.

and the gubernatorial equivalent of prostate cancer.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #363

Jeanine Notter

The side effects of OxyContin include memory loss,

constipation, fatigue, dizziness, nausea, lightheadedness,

headache, dry mouth, anxiety, hearing loss, pruritus,

diaphoresis, dimness in vision, loss of appetite,

nervousness, abdominal pain, diarrhea, ischuria,

dyspnea, hiccups, impotence, enlarged prostate,

decreased testosterone, and Rush Limbaugh.

After hearing that coffee cuts the risk of prostate cancer,

he wasn't taking any chances.

Unfortunately, his ring finger was longer than his index finger,

so he died from prostate cancer at a relatively young age.

The Ugly Truth About
Prostate Massage

Antonia Novello, former Surgeon General of the

U. S. and New York State Health Commissioner, is

the world's leading authority on the psychological

benefits of shopping, the regular watering of

house plants, and forefinger prostate massage.

"Never underestimate the power of prostate massage as a tool

to incentivize the McCain campaign team. It has worked for me

for years, and I'm certain it can work for you."

Shouldn't someone tell Rudy Giuliani that when the

doctors removed his prostate gland, they removed

his truth gland as well?

Bull Gives Spanish Reveller Free Prostate Massage