Boy Finds Vintage Critical Race Theory Toy 

in Box of Cracker Jack

In Hell, Everybody Loves Popcorn

Nikki Haley Breaks Off Diplomatic Relations 

with the Popcorn Factory

Melania Trump Poses with Prize Found in Box of Cracker Jack

The Potrzebie Prize #32

Arthur Laffer Receives Plaudits for 

Converting the Presidential Medal

of Freedom Into a Crackerjack Toy

Pass the Popcorn

When he vacationed in Valparaiso, Indiana, Zippy enjoyed

 discussing popcorn hybrids with the statue of Orville 

Redenbacher.

Megyn Kelly vs. Sean Hannity?

Roger Stone vs. Kellyanne Conway?

Glenn Beck vs. Donald Trump?

Buddy, you're gonna need a bigger bag.

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #28

A Pair of Popcorn Lungs

Late Doomsday Prepper Sez:  "Mike Huckabee, get out

the popcorn popper and warm that sucker up!"

Mike Huckabee says Beyoncé is 'mental

poison' which the Obamas have failed to 

keep away from their daughters.  

By contrast, his own daughter's daily diet of 

Popcorn Squirrel is credited with keeping

 her 100% Beyoncé-free.

Could Man Who Killed Theater Texter Use 

‘Can't Stand Your Popcorn’ Defense?

The government shutdown is forcing Arkansas kids to kill 

squirrels and cook them in popcorn poppers, like Mike 

Huckabee did when he needed nutritional assistance.

Official Popcorn of the NSA

Humberto Fontova Sez:  "Diet Coke and buttered

popcorn?  Hell, no!  When there's a new, first-run

 war going on, I always bring fresh-slain venison

and ice-cold home brew!"

Where Popcorn, Indiana® Is Made

"I love me some popcorn," says Terrell Owens.

Harold Ford, Jr., is only 39 years old. How does someone

this young develop forehead furrows deep enough to plant

enough popcorn to feed a family of five watching Attack

of the Killer Shrews on a Saturday night?

"And if I'm elected President, all illegal immigrants will be

deported, all people with AIDS will be quarantined, all

homosexuals will be exiled to Ganymede, the Constitution will

be replaced by God's Will, everybody will be required to keep

and bear arms, a squirrel will be in every popcorn popper,

and the Confederate flag will fly over everything.

Come, Lord Jesus!"

President Threatens to Veto House Bill Regulating

'Popcorn Lung Disease', Says He Supports Voluntary

Restrictions on 'Bronchiolitis Obliterans' Instead