"Hey there, Boo Boo, did you, like Senator

Sessions, tell a boo boo?"

Meet Beauregard Bugleboy, Jeff Sessions' Hound

"There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known 

to Bobby Jindal. It is a dimension as vast as space 

and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground 

between light and shadow, between science and 

superstition, and it lies between the pit of Bobby's 

fears, and the summit of his knowledge. This is the 

dimension of imagination. It is an area which we 

call ... The Pogo Zone."

If you thought this was a

map of the Okefenokee Swamp

and got lost as a result,

don't blame Pogo.