Patriot Prayer Member in Portland Vows to 

Use 'Violent Means' to 'Take Back' Cities 

to the Paleolithic Age

Easter During the Time of the Hunter-Gatherers

X-Ray Reveals Skull of Missing Link

Bedrock Man Believed to Be Paleoanthropological Hoax

Return of the Repressed

Archaeologists may have found the world's first tools, 

and it appears they are the ancestors of these guys.

Palinontologists are divided whether Sarah rode dinosaurs

bareback or saddleback.

Paleoanthropologists now believe that Neanderthals,

with two exceptions, became extinct 40,000 years ago,

having been crowded out by the Cro-Magnons.  Those

two exceptions were the prehistoric ancestors of Dan 

Foster, news editor of National Review Online.

"Look at it this way:  one of these days, we won't be

called 'cavemen'; we'll be called 'speleologists'."

Types of Paleolithic Tools Found in Arizona

Tools Used by Homo Erectus

Tools Used by Homo Murdochus

Prehistoric Texans, the Bushmen of Buttermilk Creek,

May Have Been First Humans in U.S.

U. S. Chamber of Commerce Says, "Fight Health-Care
Reform and Win a Free Trip Back in Time to Stone
Age Hooters!"

Lucy tended toward melancholy, especially when she
wondered if she had been fated to be the ancestor to the
genus Homo, which includes the modern human species,
Homo sapiens.

Lucy, 3 million BCE

Lucy, 2006 CE

Paleoanthropologists announced today

that Piltdown Man was still a hoax,

citing his great-grandson, Jeff Jacoby,

as living proof.