The Clinton campaign was roomy and well-accoutered, 

but there was some doubt it would ever take off.

"Miss Universe Selfie Causes International Uproar"

General Disarray, Chairman of the Joint 

Chiefs of Staff, believes in 'the importance 

of trust'.  Is this why he favors supplying

 more military hardware to Iraq, Lebanon,

 and Jordan?

John Sununu would have preferred to back a presidential 

candidate who was an Arab-American of Greek, Lebanese, 

and Palestinian descent, but he had to settle for a white 

Mormon centimillionaire, instead.

"Michelle Malkin, I'm the child of immigrants, too, and I'm

keeping an eye on you!" 

Hezbollah Leader Says Lebanon Won't Be Stabilized Until
Sideburn Styles Fashionable in the 1970s Regain Popularity

"Yes sir, Mr. Vice President, we always get great service
when we pull this baby in to a Sonic for cheeseburgers
and tater tots."

"Gakk, cough, cough, cough! Being waterboarded has to

be almost as bad as getting your ass kicked by Syrian

thugs while you're soused in downtown Beiruit!"

If our ancestors had had the good sense to build the Lou Dobbs

Wall in 1900, it would have prevented Michel Dabaghi, the son

of Lebanese parents, from being born in the United States

and growing up to take the job of medical pioneer away

from Americans.

"Yo, UN peacekeeper! Did you know if you free your mind,

your ass will follow?"

"You must have taken a wrong turn. This is the War

Process. The Peace Process is three blocks south."

National Review's Thomas Smith Awarded the Scott

Thomas Beauchamp Prize for His Middle East Reporting

The next time you visit Lebanon, don't forget to spend

a few hours in the village of Marwhien, where it's always

summertime and the living is easy.

Middle East Peace Process Washes Up on Lebanese Beach

Jesus Takes Wrong Turn, Runs into

Dead End on the Via Desperatio

"Victory, dude! War rockz!"

"Nope, Lady Chatterly's louver is definitely not here."

Hezbollah Leader Sends Up Trial Balloon

When you return from your hiking trip into the mountains

of Lebanon, don't forget to close the gate.

Fouad Siniora, Prime Minister of Lebanon, denies he

is a secret agent for Paramount Pictures.