Helmets Save Lives

China’s Internet Censorship Regime Could Soon Include

 Mind-Reading Anti-Porn Helmets

Herschel Walker Gets Mitch McConnell’s Blessing

Tabitha Goes to War

That Goldsmith No. 43 Leather Helmet Trump is 

wearing (in this Jon McNaughton rendition) badly failed 

the Front Impact Attenuation Test, thereby explaining his 

CTE (Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy)-related symptoms, 

especially behavioral problems and problems with thinking.

"Katie Pavlich, MSU."

"What does MSU stand for?"

"Makes Shit Up."

Donald Trump's idea of charity is buying a Tim Tebow

helmet for $12,000 and paying for it with other people's

money.

Motorcycle Helmet for Someone Who Wants to Be Safe

 and Look Fearless at the Same Time

Warblogger Helmet

"So, you say you'll take off your helmets if Pharrell burns

his hat?"

North Carolina House of Representatives Set to Vote on 

Bill Requiring Doctors Who Perform Abortions to Wear 

Motorcycle Helmets

When she stumbled on the campaign trail yesterday,

 Callista, fortunately, was wearing her helmet.

Rugby Star Blames Axe Murders on Defective Helmet

Fearguth's Rules of Order #29
If it bugs you to see a frog riding a motorcycle without a
helmet, don't forget it wasn't that long ago when frogs
weren't allowed to ride motorcycles at all.

"But if you wear a helmet
you will be fine.
And if you wear a helmet
it'll be alright."

The colander helmet is absolutely essential when broccoli attacks.

Janus of the Lazer Helmets

Fiddlesticks! Even if this fool IS wearing a helmet,

it's no way to patrol for Radar Men on the Moon .

The Israelis could learn a lesson or two from the NeoVikings.

They recently invaded and reconquered Spain without firing

a single shot. Military analysts attribute the NeoViking success

to their use of swords, instead of firearms, and to the fact they

wore helmets which made them look so horny they could screw

senseless anything that dared move in their climb to the top.