Need a date for your next shopping foray at Walmart?

Introducing Peter Thiel's 'The Right Stuff'!

If Lauren Boebert ever worked for an escort service, as

some allege, one wonders if the guns were extra.

Fishing for a Bite

Samuel Fisher will have three years behind bars

to hone his skills as a 'dating coach'.

Congressman Peckerwood J. Tallywhacker,

Republican of North Carolina

"Peter Thiel is injecting $1.5 million into a seed

 round for a new conservative dating app called 

'The White Stuff'."

Love in the Time of the Anti-Vaxxer Dating Ap

Supreme Courtin' Is Fun

West Elm Caleb, Serial Dater

Andrew Quentin Taake, Capitol Hill Insurrectionist and

Notorious Bumbler

He had tried several of  the online dating 

services---Bumble, Tinder, OKCupid, eHarmony---

but without success. So now the time had come to

 play the long game.

Jeff and Lev, Another Christian Mingle Success Story

The Wolf Man's First Date

Pastor Boyd Watson Holder, Jr. Gets Caught by Police

 Having Gay Sex in Church Van and Is Arrested for

Embezzling $70,000-$100,000 from His Church, Which

 He Had Spent on Dating Sites, Like Farmers Only

Are the rumors Ann Coulter is dating 

Jimmie Walker true?

New Dating Service Said to Be Very Popular with

Fully Mechanical Conscienceless Devices

Breaking News Mashups #1

'Nuke Sub's $400M Fire Blamed on Unimaginative 

eHarmony Passwords'

"Says she has a date with some

guy who's taking her to the

'submarine races'."

In the age of the Internet, people don't date,

cohabitate, or get married anymore. They

'hook up' instead. As such, all parties seeking

to enter into such a relationship must be 'hookers'.