Showing posts with label Courts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Courts. Show all posts

Monday, October 14, 2019

Matt Gaetz Accuses Adam Schiff of 'Trying to Run a 
Captain Kangaroo Court'

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Court Rules Hermaphrodite Snail (Aegista diversifamilia)
 Can Marry Itself

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Oxymorons for Our Time #164
Arkansas Supreme Court

Friday, July 26, 2013

Tennessee Gold Diggers

Monday, June 17, 2013

Oxymorons for Our Time #155
Secret Court

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Can't you sleep better at night knowing the FISA Court
is the last bastion standing between you and tyranny?
Hey, it has rejected .03% of all government surveillance
requests!  What more could you want?

Tuesday, March 06, 2012

The man on the left has the power to have you executed 
without charging you with a crime, notifying you of the 
accusation, or affording you an opportunity to respond, 
thereby condemning you to death without a shred of 
transparency or judicial oversight.  The man on the 
right can explain to you the difference between 'due 
process' and 'judicial process'.  The man on the 
left is what is called a 'King'.  The man on the 
right is what is called a 'Courtier'.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Tenth Circuit Court of Appeals Strikes Down
Oklahoma’s Ban on Klingon Law

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #334
Edith Jones

Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Leather Jurist Practices Judicial Restraint

Friday, April 17, 2009

Jay Bybee, author of one of the torture memos, is
now a judge of the United States Court of Appeals
for the Ninth Circuit. It could have been worse.
It's possible he would now be sitting on the
Supreme Court, using his sophistic skills to
torture the Constitution.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Kangaroo Calls Illinois State Senate Impeachment Trial
a 'Blagojevich Court'

Saturday, May 03, 2008

Houston homebuilder Bob Perry bought the Texas Supreme
Court today, only to discover he already owned one.

Saturday, January 12, 2008

"Your honor, my client would like to enter a plea of
'Not Guilty by Reason of Being Mike Tyson'."