Australia was easy to fall in love with. First of all, they speak English, so it wasn't too hard to feel comfortable right away. Second, they seem to like Americans--they often refer to us as their "cousins" as we both have English roots. And finally, Australians have a great sense of humor and are extremely friendly. Settling in to this new and wondrous world was fairly easy. So easy in fact, that one of my friends is ready to move there.
My trip didn't start off as smoothly as I would have liked. My first flight was delayed and eventually cancelled all together. Luckily, the ticket agent helping me took pity on me and got me on a direct flight to LA that got me into CA a couple hours before my original flight would have gotten me there. Unfortunately, although she'd promised me that my luggage would travel with me, it didn't. I actually wouldn't see it for about 72 hours. It turned out that it went my original route, but then got lost. I couldn't get hold of the airline, but Steve became my hero when he answered my SOS email and worked with the airline to track it down and get it to me in Sydney (See picture of me being joyously re-united with my luggage).

After 27 hours of travel, it was great to finally reach Sydney. I had met up with my friends in LA, but we weren't seated close together at all on a VERY packed plane. Luckily, I was seated right behind the screaming baby on the plane, so that was fitting in with the rest of my trip just fine. :-)
Sydney was GREAT! It was much cooler than I expected--pretty much in the 70's and 80's the entire time we were there. It rained the majority of the time we were there, but the last day and a half was warm and sunny.
Sydney was the place where the English first settled, so we explored "the Rocks", which was the oldest and most historical part of the city. Luckily, it was also right on Sydeny Harbor, so it was right in the heart of the city. We took a city bus tour, which was pretty good. We took a Harbor Cruise, which was one of those hop on/off again tours.
One of the stops was the Tarongo Zoo. One of my friends was really into koala bears, so he paid for a "koala experience" that we all got to join him in. Basically, we got a picture of us with the koalas as well as the opportunity to spend some time up close and personal with the koalas. One thing I thought was kind of weird, but in Sydney, it's illegal to touch a koala, so we could do everything except touch the koalas. My personal favorite animals were the giraffes. We were able to get up close and personal with them during their feeding time. Over all, Tarongo Zoo was probably the best zoo I've ever been to. Not only were the displays unique and fun, but it had amazing views of Sydney Harbor. The pictures I have of the zoo makes it look like it has fake views because they are so amazing. Who would imagine giraffes with the best view of the city I've ever seen anywhere? Lucky giraffes!!

My one and only disappointment with Sydney was our tour of the Sydney Opera House. The Opera House is such an amazing and beautiful structure. I learned that the tiles on the roof that make it gleam so pretty in the sun are specially designed self-cleaning tiles. I personally am investigating these tiles to decorate my entire home in....I'll never have to do more than hose my house down again! Although the outside is aamzing, I found the inside to be a huge disappointment. It was like they ran out of ingenuity when it came to the inside. Oh well, if they'd made it as great on the inside as the outside, the rest of the world just wouldn't be able to compete.

On the last day, my friend Erin and I decided to walk their major street through the city stopping at all the jewelry stores to see if we could find a great deal on the world famous black opal. We went into I don’t know how many jewelry stores, but there just wasn’t a store that offered us a good enough deal. These opals are so colorful, but so expensive. The ones I liked seemed to range from $3,000 - $23,000 each. The long and short of it was that we walked a LONG way with our only purchase being some chocolate from the famous Australian chocolate store Darrell Lea. In the interest of full disclosure, since we knew we were heading the hot outback the next day, we only bought a couple small pieces so that we wouldn’t have a chocolate melted mess on our hands. We expected to buy some at the airport, but they didn’t have any at the Brisbane airport, so none of you will be getting fat on Australian chocolate. Sorry!
Because we walked so far, our feet were dead! We decided to go to have reflexology a foot massage. That was the best 30 minutes of our trip!! We found this little hole in the wall Asian place offering 30 minutes for A$30, so we hobbled in. The guy there took us out of the main part and down this little back alley and up some stairs. Now the thought DID occur to me that this may not be the best plan, but he took us to another location with more people. When they were done with us, we could actually walk again!
For dinner, we decided to pick up some Australian cheese and fruit at the market and have a little picnic in the park. Things were going just fine when the bushes we were sitting by started rustling. At first I thought there was a little bunny I saw run under the bush, so Erin threw it some bread crumbs. Soon, however, we saw that they were HUGE rats!! The longer we sat there, the more there were. I about freaked out!! We decided to move to a less bushy area. We soon realized that the park had more than its fair share of drunk, homeless people and women of questionable professions. We decided to go back to the hotel as more people started making up their beds for the evening. As we were exiting the park, I saw a woman start heading into the bushes where we saw all the rats. I tried to stop her, but Erin pointed out to me that she was probably very familiar with the rats. Not all things are good about big cities I guess.
Our next stop on the trip was the outback. We flew into Ayers Rock. The weather was slightly different there…hot (at least 102 degrees) and dry. While we were waiting to check in, quite a few people came into the lobby with fly net hats on. To say the least, they looked a bit strange to us—but not as strange as the people at the pool we walked by with their bikinis and fly net hats. It didn’t seem like the best fashion accessory, but to each his own!
The first thing we did was take a tour of Uluru (the Aboriginal name of Ayers Rock) and the Olgas. Uluru is the biggest monolith in the world (basically it’s one HUGE rock!). There is not much out there to compete with it except a little scrub brush here and there. The Olgas are a set of 36 really big rocks. The first day, the bus pulled over and we were told that we had a hour to hike at the Olgas up to a gorge that they say everyone should see before we headed back to Uluru to watch the sunset. Off we set in 102+ degree sun swarmed by flies over extremely rocky terrain. The further we went, the more people dropped off the hike. Brent, Carrie and I made it all the way. As we walked farther along the path, I kept thinking “this gorge had BETTER be worth it.” Once we finally made it, I realized that it absolutely was NOT worth the hike to see that gorge! (See picture below.) However, when I turned around to head back down, the view was amazing. Luckily, I was able to enjoy the view for quite some time on the hike back.

Below are pictures of Uluru (Ayers Rock) and Kata Tjara (the Olgas) respectively.


We finally were bussed over for the big main event—sunset on Uluru. All the advertisements made this as the “not to be missed” event of the area. We got out, joining hundreds of our new friends to watch the big rock. As we looked to find a place to watch the sunset and get some pictures, there was a group of French students who had commandeered a spot on a wall and were not allowing anyone to stand on the ground in front of them for a space of about 50 feet. At first, we respected their space, but as more and more busses came in, the space got really crowded. I decided, “the heck with it”, and went and sat on the ground in front of this wall. Now I could not have possibly have blocked anyone’s view as the wall was at least 3 feet off the ground, but they threw a HUGE French hissy fit. One guy in particular took exception to me being there, and did everything in his power to get me to move. The more of a jerk he acted, the more I dug my heels in. Once I sat down and made myself at home, others came in and sat as well. I guess the French folks there didn’t get the message that I’ve been known to push French people around by their faces while in crowds in foreign lands, but luckily I restrained myself.
I have to say that sunset on Uluru was a huge disappointment. I never saw the rock change color…nothing but the shadow move in. I finally gave up and packed up. I turned around to head back to the bus, and saw the most gorgeous sunset. Once again, the best view was behind me. How FRUSTRATING!!
By the time we got back to the hotel/compound (the resort is a series of about 5 hotels and a miniature town, and is the only thing for hundreds of miles in the desert), the flies had about driven us insane. We had all come to a greater appreciation for the fly net hat accessory. We got back and bought them up right away. The flies are TERRIBLE out there. They try to get to all the moisture on your skin, your eyes, your nose, your mouth…you get the idea. THOUSANDS of them. It was incredibly disgusting. My best travel advice to anyone traveling out there….just invest in the fly net hat. Don’t ask questions. You’ll thank me later for that advice!! Below is a picture of me modeling the look.

The next morning, we got up at 5 a.m. to go watch the sunrise on Uluru and to do some hiking. It was MUCH cooler, and the flies hadn’t yet woken up, but we were prepared!! Sunrise was much more impressive than sunset had been. It really was beautiful, and by then, I realized that I needed to turn around every now and then to see all the beauties to be found.
Uluru is one of the most sacred spots for the Aborigines, and they prefer that people not climb on it, but of course, many do. We decided to respect their sacred spot (besides, it’s REALLY high and really dangerous) and stay off of the rock. We did tour around it and took a couple simple hikes, which were absolutely beautiful. Our guide has lived with the Aborigines for the last 20 years, so he was extremely knowledgeable. One thing that was made very clear to us is that Australia is one of the most dangerous and deadly places on earth. Things that look so harmless and beautiful can be the most deadly. You can’t let you guard down anywhere there. You’re always living on the edge…it’s kind of exciting!
From Ayers Rock, we flew up to Cairnes (pronounced “Cans”). Cairnes is again a very different climate in that it’s a tropical rainforest—very hot and humid!! One of the things I learned right off is that Cairnes shuts down pretty early in the day. We arrived on Saturday afternoon. We decided to go to the big mall in town and then find some food. It was just a few minutes after 5 p.m. when we got to the mall, and it was already closed!! We walked and walked, but everything (even the adult stores) was closed by 5 p.m. on a Saturday!! We did, however, find the “night market” in Cairnes. It’s nothing more than a tourist souvenir haven, but we found one little jewelry store in there that sold semi-precious stones native to Australia. We fell in love with it right away…this little booth became quite a popular place with us while we were there. I think we all spent WAY more than we’d planned at that place.
Our first full day in Cairnes was spent at the Great Barrier Reef. Since I’d never been snorkeling or scuba diving, I have to admit I was a bit nervous about going, but there are all kinds of options in which to enjoy the reef. My friends told me that they’d help me out if I wanted to try to snorkel, so I took them up on it. OH MY GOSH!! The reef was amazing!! I picked up snorkeling in less than 5 minutes, and we were off! The colors and ocean life were unbelievable. It was hard to get my mind around. Because the reef is a living thing, we were told we couldn’t stand up on it or touch it at all. We didn’t think we’d be able to say out long, but we were out for about an hour or more before we came in for a rest and lunch. I couldn’t wait to get back out!!
While we were inside, a school of jelly fish had moved in. I had been reading a book on Australia on my way over, and one thing I had read was that the Australian box jelly fish are the deadliest animals on earth. One sting will kill you. The boat also announced that some types of jelly fish will send you to the hospital. They encouraged us to rent lycra suits to protect us from the stings of regular jelly fish, which we wisely had done (note: this is NOT a look you’d ever want to be caught in, but it’s better than a trip to the hospital!). When we went out to the reef again, it seemed we couldn’t turn without coming face to face with a jelly fish. These were normal jelly fish, but they still scared the bejeebers out of me. I decided to sit out for a bit to let them pass. As I was sitting on the bench, a woman came over and gave me a lecture about the fact that the lycra suit would protect me from these jelly fish, and that I should stop wasting time and get back in, so I did. It really was very addictive! We stayed in until we had to get out. I’d go back any day!! My friend Brent did warn me that I will never have a snorkeling experience that great again, so I’ll just take my time for the next one so I won’t be too disappointed!! :-)
The next day we took a train up to the rainforest at Karunda. They had all kinds of activities for us up there. We started with shopping—as any good tourist would do, then moved on to an Aboriginal show—dancers with their traditional didgeridoo musical instruments. We then had lessons in how to properly throw a boomerang (not as easy as it first looks). All I can say is “watch out world! I’m armed and dangerous!!” They also did a spear throwing demonstration, but they didn’t trust us with the spears. They must have suspected our capabilities after the boomerang lessons.


For our lunch break, we ate a traditional Australian BBQ, which was pretty good. Then, Brent’s favorite activity of the day—getting our pictures taken while holding a koala bear. They are much smaller than I expected. I doubt they weigh 10 pounds. They basically just put the bear in your arms, snap the picture, and then swipe it right back out. You only hold the koala for a total of about 30 seconds if the picture taker is slow. It wasn’t much, but it was fun.
After lunch, we took a DUCK tour (a combination land/water) through the rainforest. Once again, we were reminded that Australia is not a place for wimps and/or the careless. I was afraid to touch anything once our guide was finished with telling us about all the plants and animals we saw.
We also got to go to the wild animal park, and my favorite thing of the trip happened. We got to pet all the wallabies and kangaroos we wanted to as they roamed free. I had been hoping to see some kangaroos while I was in Australia, but hadn’t had the opportunity yet. I had the impression that kangaroos could be somewhat aggressive, but they were allowed to roam free. They were so docile that I was able to pick some blades of grass and hand feed them. The wallabies, which are a small, soft kangaroo cousin, were absolutely adorable as well. It really made my trip—see the picture below.

We wrapped up the day by going back down to Cairnes in a sky rail ride. It’s the second longest sky rail in the world—more than 5 miles. The views were astounding—riding over the tops of the rainforest. There were a couple stops along the way, where we were able to get out and walk through the rainforest and take pictures. Here is a picture of my friends in the rainforest.

The next morning we spent exploring the town of Cairnes. We found this amazing community infinity pool that they are famous for. It sits right next to the ocean, and from many angles, looks like it’s part of the ocean, but it is a fresh water pool. In a city that is so hot and humid, it gets a lot of use, but it’s so neat…and free!! That afternoon, we headed back to the hotel for lunch. One of my friends went back to the infinity pool for the afternoon, but I was too lazy. I wound up staying at the hotel pool. I had it all to myself. It was a GREAT way to cool off. Unfortunately, I wound up getting a terrible sunburn on my legs. I’m still recovering from that burn. YIKES! :-)
That evening, we decided to go to the Night Zoo. There were only about 25 people in attendance at the zoo. They fed us a BBQ, and then they let you get in much closer to the animals. We could pet the koalas as much as we wanted to. They fed the crocs chicken…and got them to jump for us, which is a pretty amazing thing to see. They also brought out about 45 kangaroos which we were able to hand feed. It was incredible! After a couple hours, they wrapped up the evening with song and dance. They taught us an Aussie Polka and the Australian version of the Hokey Pokey, which was a real hoot. It was so much fun to do the zoo at night. Since so many of the animals we liked best are nocturnal, it was a fantastic experience.
Our final day was spent relaxing and visiting our favorite haunts around Cairnes. My friends and I went swimming in the hotel pool in the afternoon. It was a bit busier the second time, but it was still a great way to kill a hot afternoon.
It wound up taking me about 37 hours to get home. We flew from Cairnes to Brisbane to LA. I then left my friends and continued on to Charlotte and then to DC. The airlines were running behind, so I wasn’t able to get any earlier flights and had a couple really long layovers. By the time I got home, I completely crashed. I have to admit that while I was ready to return to the US, leaving my friends was very hard. I miss them a lot. It was fun to spend time with them again. Personally, I think I could live the life of leisure much longer than 2 weeks at a time. Hmmm…..I’m already thinking of my next vacation. It can’t come soon enough!!
