Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Grooming... indian style ....

Indian girl.
sits down.
plugs in power cable.
asks boyfriend to apply cream.
starts shaving her leg hair.

i swear i have nothing against indian girls that likes to shave her leg hair in school.


posted by da gong zai at 11:14 PM 1 comments

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

marketing

Just finish with my assignments ...woohoo ... now im left with FYP .... and the exams of course ...
anyways rip the following marketing principles from a fren's blog ... funny lah ...

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing.

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very
rich.Marry him." -That's Advertising.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing.

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations.

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says:"You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.-That's Customer Feedback.

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap.

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share.

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets.

posted by da gong zai at 3:06 AM 0 comments

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Knowledge economy my ass ...

Its been a week since the tremours from indonesia rocked this beloved tiny little island of ours, and yet people are still telling me how they felt "Land Sick" ... and how scary it was... funny how i don't get to feel it ... friend of mine said maybe its because im always "floating around ".... thus making me "shock proof" ....rite ...

happen to watch news reports on the tremours on tv ...there were large crowds of people being evacuated from the buildings in the CBD area due to safety precautions... ah ... yes yes ... all professionals ...lawyers ... bankers... accountants .... but it hasnt occurred to them that if the building were to really collapse, they would all die anyway ...

whats the point of evacuation when the people end up standing around the buildings anyway ?!?!?!? maybe its because common sense is not tested in exams nowadays ...

anyways ... was in school when tremours are felt ... seems like nothing is gonna stop the SIM students from pigging out at a "Poh Pia eating competition".....

posted by da gong zai at 11:05 PM 0 comments