Mar 31, 2005

The CURSE of the ANGRY BEE!

BEWARE THE WRATH OF THE ANGRY BEE!

Before I begin, let me say this, I HATE ROAD RAGERS!
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!! AND YOU ARE ETERNALLY CURSED BY THE BUMBLEBEE!!!


There I was, happily driving home after some grocery shopping with my little boy. Great spring day, bright blue sky, perfect weather (75F), great song on the radio, blah blah blah...you get the idea. Then there he was, right behind me, stopping at a red light, waiting for me to make a right turn. Thing is, I can make a right even it's a red light as long as there's no other cars in my way and of course, I've to yield to oncoming cars. So there I was, waiting for those cars to clear so that I can turn. GUESS WHAT!! The minute the last car zoomed by, the idiot behind me started to honk at me!!!!! Errmmmm excuse for the delay but wouold it be possible for me to take my left foot off the brake pedal so that I can step on the accelerator?!?!!??!?!!? SON OF A B***H!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's a mere 2 seconds, is that so much to ask?!?! What's the rush?!?!?! Now, not only did he keep honking till I move, he overtook me immediately once he got on that road and gave me the finger!!!

At this point, most people would be beginning to think that this moron must be some crude uncouth A**hole, forget about it, so on and so forth. Oh NO!!! He's well-dressed with a tie, seemingly looking "professional" and driving a pretty decent car. What makes me even madder was that he seems to think what he did was justified!!!!! He's got this make-me-sick smirk on his stupid face, thinking to himself that he did a big difference in the world by being a real JACKASS!

The point is, what did he think he was achieving by being 2 seconds faster than me?!?!?!? I don't want to go too indepth of what that moron was thinking; nonetheless I wonder...

I wonder what drove him to react the way he did, that is, to make a big thing out of nothing. I wonder why was he endowed with a small brain and an even smaller reproductive organ(how I would know requires another blog, long theory!). By gesturing and honking gives him some pleasure in his life...now that is sad!!! Does he think that his whole life is set by being some nameless road rager who gestures at people who have normal human reflexes?!?!?!? Does he feel that he has somehow save the world and solve world hunger by honking at careful non-suicidal drivers?!?

The main point to all this ranting here is that S***HEAD pissed me off!!!!! I wasn't doing anything wrong and he totally ruined my day by being an idiot!!! The only thing he would have possibly acheive today was to create another road rager, ME! And no, I didn't stoop to his level to gesture nor horn. I would have but I'm a reformed road rager....(another long story)...

So to this nameless road rager, may your days be ruined by other miserable road ragers like you!!

AIM!

For some unknown reasons (probably supernatural!!), each time I attempted to messenge my best buddy, she logs off! Or at least her AIM logs her off. Ok...I'm seriously getting cheesed off and it doesn't help when my husband laughs and says that she's probably trying to avoid you coz you bitch too much (ok....I use the word "bitch", complain, whine....etc...same difference!)

WHATEVER!!!

I know for a fact!!! that she's trying to contact me too! AAAARRRGGGHHHH!! I really hate that AIM!! So San, if you happen to see this, I tried!!!!!!

Mar 30, 2005


Wassup dude Posted by Hello

Mar 27, 2005

All Grown Up

This morning I went into my baby's room to get him ready for his milk. He was wide awake and playing in his crib when I got there. " Sunshine boy...." I called and he looked up and smiled at me, his two teeth showing ever so clearly. He looked so different this morning....he's got his first haircut yesterday........
He's no longer my little baby boy, he's now a toddler with his first big boy haircut. No longer the long hair covering his ears and bangs tickling his long eyelashes. He's got a shorter do which made his face look a whole lot more elongated. It was both pleasurable and saddening to see my little boy. No longer a baby....that's all I could think. In my heart, I'll always miss the long hair, his baby hair, but I know I would have to let that go. He's now a big boy and with new adventures awaiting for him.