Today is the day, folks! We've saved up enough quotes to fill a post. And here they are:
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| July 2013 |
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| Minion Malachi |
Malachi: Hey! I was having sweet dreams! Why you keep waking me up?
Samuel: Why do we have to clean up the whole house? Nobody's even coming over!
Malachi: I don't want to hear any more words from you!
Samuel: That's why I like garlic better than onions. Because it doesn't sting your eyes, and it smells better.
Mom: Are you finished with that math problem yet?
Joseph: No. But I get closer every hour.
Gideon: I like to play football. Because then when you get mad, you can just get out your anger. If you did that in another sport, you'd get a foul.
Samuel: Well, that only happens when your kitchen is totally clean, which is like one minute . . . .every. . . .every. . .year.
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| Halloween 2013 |
Malachi: That's what Valentine's day is for! Making Hearts!
Gideon: Mom, sometimes I think it would be really cool to go back in time to when you could just trust everyone.
Dad: I took French for one year.
Mom: You did?
Dad: Si!
Malachi:ar Ha HA HA HAAAA!! You CAN'T get away because I put you on my COAT!
(to mom): I was talking to my boondoggle
Sam: Will poo start on fire?
Joseph: It depends on if you're dehydrated
Mom: You made a mess!
Malachi: I do not. Elias made a mess.
Mom: Well, you helped him.
Malachi : No I didn't. I just laid there and had him pile blankets on me.
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| No Caption Necessary |
Elias: Ready! Kill Mom?
Malachi: No, ATTACK mom.
Elias: O--K!!
Malachi: I just squeezed the bag, and then POP! All the chocolate chips rained down over the carpet.
Malachi: MOM!! I didn't WANTED butter. I wanted jam and MAYONAISE.
Samuel: My favorite subject during school besides recess is lunch.
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| Mr. Hot Dog #2 |
Mom: I think I have been raising myself a bunch of little turkeys.
Joseph: Taco Cat is a palendrome!
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| Birthday Doughnuts |
How the Boys Think ISAAC is spelled:
Joseph: Issac? Issaccc? Isic? Isace?
Gideon: Issach? Issich?
Samuel: Isicc? Issac?
Malachi: (singing Primary Song #197) When my mother calls me, quickly go and play. . . "
Mom: That's not quite right, Malachi.
Malachi: NO Mom. You don't KNOW!!
Mom: Malachi, could you please put those plates away?
Malachi: Nah. I'm really fat. And fat guys don't do that.
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| Isaac gives Elias loves on the train |
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| Sunday Afrternoon in Charlie's Pocket |
Mom: Wow, it's hot out here! It's like a furnace. It's like baking in an oven outside.
Malachi: No, it's like. . . it's like. .a hot church.Samuel: I keep trying to get all the morning glory, but then there is always more. If we killed all the morning glory in all the house and yard and all of the garden, then there wouldn't be any more.
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| My little Minions--Halloween 2013 |
Mom: Where is Elias?
Malachi: He's outside. (pause). He's outSIDE, YOU FOOL!!! (runs off)
Malachi: Okay, Okay! So when you see me pick raspberries- then you give me money. So i picked two raspberries so can you give me two dollars?
Mom: Who's that? Anakin?
Samuel: He has a red light saber. So OBVIOUSLY he's not Anakin.
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| Minions and Grandma Gru--Halloween 2013 |
Gideon: Excuse me? Are you living my life? I don't think so.
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| Joseph and Gideon's Birthday Ride |
Mom: It's not a TOY, it's a TOI-LET PLUNGER. Those aren't the same thing.
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| Isaac's New Favorite View |
Malachi: That boy told me his name, and it's Ty.
Mom: That's a nice name.
Malachi: Well, why didn't you name me Ty?
Mom: We named you Malachi. But we can call you Ky if you want.
Malachi: You know those things you put around your neck?
Mom: Bow Ties?
Malachi: Yeah. How bout you make my nickname Bow Tie? I would like that.
Mom: Could you take this to the front closet?
Malachi: Yes sir! I will do that!
Mom: Thank you so much! You are awesome.
Malachi: That's because I'm a MAN!
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| Birthday Cake Decorators Extroaordinaire |
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| Isaac Looking for Noah in the Ark |
Malachi: Siri, if you have enough money and you can tell me, can you tell me which island you live on and how can I get there?
Gideon: Can I have some ketchup? This tastes too much like vegetables.
Elias: (on seeing our dog Charly after her haircut) Oooo! This dog is pwetty! Who dog is it?
Mom: It's our dog.
Elias: It's ouw dog??? What's his name?
Mom: Charly
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| Everyone loves Charly |
Mom:Samuel! Stop stealing raisins!
Malachi: He steals them every night! I sneak into the kitchen at night, and I see him open up the freezer. .(looks guilty) . .
