提早祝你生日快乐啊

明天
是2号的生日
讲真的
我是昨晚才知道的

然后
今天我就作弄她
告诉她说今年我不买礼物给她了
因为我要省钱
以下就是我跟她的对话

bao.... says (1:48 PM):
oh
2moro u birthday oh
got go where ma?

Siaw Phin says (1:49 PM):
ya
got go out with my friend

bao.... says (1:49 PM):
boy or girl?

Siaw Phin says (1:49 PM):
girls
girls

bao.... says (1:49 PM):
oh

Siaw Phin says (1:49 PM):
y

bao.... says (1:49 PM):
no
i juz wants to let u know i din buy ur present

bao.... says (1:50 PM):
u din mind la ho

Siaw Phin says (1:50 PM):
aiya
nvm la
i know u no heart d

bao.... says (1:50 PM):
u say de oh
so i din buy liao

Siaw Phin says (1:51 PM):
nvm lo

bao.... says (1:51 PM):
good
i can save my money n time

Siaw Phin says (1:51 PM):
haiz

bao.... says (1:52 PM):
y haiz
u said nvm le

Siaw Phin says (1:58 PM):
nvm la

她明明就很失望的说
哈哈
我还是会买给她的啦
可是要送什么好？
把我送给她吗
哈哈哈

再补充一下
如果她今天以内没有看到这个贴的话
我就真的不送东西给她了
嘿嘿嘿
因为她太久没来了
惩罚她一下咯

包面2号的自言自语之bang sai

Siaw Phin says (2:58 PM):
haiz
i so boring
how

Siaw Phin says:
Play/stop Save as

bao.... says (2:59 PM):
u send wat

Siaw Phin says (2:59 PM):
kosong d
haha

bao.... says (2:59 PM):
che

Siaw Phin says (2:59 PM):
u nothing to talk to me?

Siaw Phin says (3:00 PM):
ha?
how how how
hohohho

bao.... says (3:00 PM):
dunno
u wan talk wat
u got bang sai 2day?

bao.... says (3:02 PM):
y u din answer me
oioioioioioioioioioioioi

Siaw Phin says (3:05 PM):
i bang sai this morning
many
u le
?

bao.... says (3:06 PM):
i belum bang
but my sai wan come out liao
but i don wan go to toilet

Siaw Phin says (3:06 PM):
when wan come out?
fast go toilet la

bao.... says (3:06 PM):
i lazy go

Siaw Phin says (3:06 PM):
u don so dirty
later kena ur clothes no good

bao.... says (3:06 PM):
never mind

Siaw Phin says (3:07 PM):
don la
i feel malu to be ur friend
hahaha
fast oh

bao.... says (3:07 PM):
oi
don make me laugh la

Siaw Phin says (3:07 PM):
so big still don know go toilet
u don laugh

Siaw Phin says (3:08 PM):
later ur sai suddenly come out
whre r u

bao.... says (3:08 PM):
don cincai cakap ah

Siaw Phin says (3:09 PM):
where got
fast liao
fast lo
fast

bao.... says (3:09 PM):
wat fast

Siaw Phin says (3:09 PM):
fast go toilet ah

bao.... says (3:09 PM):
ok la
i go now

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她还在那里自言自语
Siaw Phin says (3:10 PM):
ok
good
very good
remember bring toilet paper
ohoho
later no toilet paper i will laugh
ohohoho
so many or not
how many kg?
1 kg?
can sell to farmer

Siaw Phin says (3:11 PM):
they can put on top of plant
so tat the plant grow fastr
haha
very good
i think u sell 1kg RM5
can eat 1 meal
hoho

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bao.... says (3:16 PM):
sot de u
i sell it for u lo
but u take it by urself

Siaw Phin says (3:16 PM):
i don wan
i no need it

bao.... says (3:17 PM):
ok lo
u help me sell it lo

Siaw Phin says (3:17 PM):
how many kg?

bao.... says (3:17 PM):
1.5kg
enough?

Siaw Phin says (3:17 PM):
no

bao.... says (3:17 PM):
if not enough plus urs one lo

Siaw Phin says (3:18 PM):
my oredy flush

bao.... says (3:18 PM):
can bang again de

Siaw Phin says (3:18 PM):
wait lo

bao.... says (3:18 PM):
ok