first things first,

STUPID EXAMS SIA!

okay lol.

today something funny happened

mr tan walked past xinfony terrace saw me yon calvin yuming there

mr tan : eh how's e ss paper ar?

we: okokay lor, not so difficult la

mr tan : u all got do venice not ar?

we: yaya we got do

yon : i think i can get a1

mr tan : then u all do le got link it not? *starts to walk off le*

others: ya we got

me: of course la, i got tie string also!

but too bad ah boon didnt hear it sia

0.o 2mr chem, die le!

lol, appears that my post on e excuses one was quite good

its on siwei's n weili's blog

found another funny one, enjoy everyone (:

(this is rather long)

53 Horror Movie Survival Tips

1. If the house you're living in tells you to "GO AWAY", do so immediately.
2. Never take a bath or shower with a maniac/spirit/demon/creature in the house.
3. When it appears that you have killed the maniac/spirit/demon/creature, DO NOT check to see if he/she/it is really dead. Keep hacking at it until it is in pieces small enough not to be a threat to you. If you've shot at it, shoot it again in the head, and remember, shoot till it stops moving, and then keep shooting till you're out of ammo. Then reload and shoot it some more. Then set it on fire and burn it up, this works with everything except demons and spirits. Then get the hell out of there!
4. If plumbing fixtures or other structures in your home begin shaking and spewing body fluids, it's time to leave.
5. Never read aloud from a book that summons demons. Even as a joke.
6. Don't look under the bed.
7. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.
8. If trees, TVs, or other objects try to consume your children, save as many as you can and then get the hell out of the area.
9. If relatives or pets come back from the dead, don't approach them and ask "What did you come back to do?"
10. If inanimate objects such as dolls, toys, or furniture attack you, be prudent, leave the area.
11. If you've hidden from the maniac/spirit/demon/creature and you are not found, do not peek from or decide it's safe to leave your hiding place. If you do decide to leave, scan the ground for twigs before you take a step.
12. Never believe that your companion has truly become "dispossessed."
13. It is very, very dangerous to back into, or through rooms.
14. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they do not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. (Note: It will probably take several rounds of gunfire to incapacitate them, so be prepared.)
15. When you have the benefit of numbers, never, ever, pair off, or go in alone. The more people the maniac/spirit/demon/creature is distracted by, the better "your" chance of escape.
16. Never get into a car without first checking the back seat for occupants.
17. If demons begin possessing your companions, it's a good idea to leave the area as soon, and as quickly as possible.
18. If your companions start turning up dead, make yourself scarce before someone else does it for you. Worry about funerals later.
19. If you've just finished running over the maniac/spirit/demon/creature in your car, keep going. Most certainly do not get out of the car under any circumstances to see if he/she/it is "really" dead.
20. As a general rule, don't try to solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
21. Don't fall asleep if you have a history of homicidal/suicidal nightmares.
22. Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum, etc.
23. Never stand in, on, above, below, beside or near a window, especially those that appear that they would break easily.
24. If you find something that appears to be alive that you cannot identify, don't pick it up or touch it, with anything.
25. If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately or else you will quickly die.
26. If someone is in the water and starts screaming and is pulled under, Don't go after them or peek over the edge of the shore "to see what's wrong." If you are in a boat, head for shore.
27. If appliances start operating by themselves, you are in danger.
28. Do not accept/take anything from the dead.
29. If priests won't or can't enter your home, start looking for a new home.
30. If you discover the place you are visiting is known for its history of mass murders, deaths, freak accidents, or supernatural occurrences, leave.
31. If you wake up from a particularly horrific dream and find yourself still alive, you probably aren't awake yet.
32. If you find a town which looks deserted, it is probably deserted for a damn good reason. Take the hint and stay away.
33. Don't play with ouija boards. If you do and the ouija board starts moving by itself, stop playing and leave.
34. If supernatural beings start calling your name, leave the area immediately.
35. Never pick up a hitchhiker or stop to aid a suspicious person, especially if he/she/it resembles Santa Claus or Satan.
36. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're really sure you know what you are doing.
37. Make sure that your weapon is really loaded before you try to use it.
38. If your space ship gets a alien distress signal from what appears to be a dead planet, don't stop to check it out.
39. Never put your back to or lean on a door.
40. Never take the dare to spend a night in a haunted house.
41. Never speak to clowns in sewers.
42. Never accept gifts from strangers, especially if you suspect that they are really supernatural beings.
43. If you're running from the maniac/spirit/demon/creature, expect to trip and/or fall down at least twice, more if you are female. Do not turn to look back, if you do, you stand a good chance of tripping immediately and being killed. If you turn and look back, and you don't see the maniac/spirit/demon/creature chasing you, stop and run immediately back the way you came because the maniac/spirit/demon/creature is now in front of you.
44. If your companions exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, biting, thirst for blood, howling, glowing eyes, unnatural hairiness, marked resemblance to demons, excretion of ectoplasm or other forms of gelatinous goo, flaming appendages, extra appendages, etc., get as far away from them as possible.
45. Listen closely to the soundtrack for hints on what is going on around you. Use all resources available, especially the audience, for on the average, they are much, much more intelligent than you could ever hope to be.
46. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Crystal Lake, Transylvania, Nilbog (God help you if you recognize this one), Mydian, Questa Verde, the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.
47. Beware of transvestite doctors that sing.
48. Avoid secluded mountain resorts, especially those which keep 'Redrum' in stock.
49. Finally, beware of strangers bearing tools of destruction such as chainsaws, staple guns, chipper/shredders, weed poppers, combines, lawnmowers, knives, flamethrowers, band saws, crossbows, napalm, grenades, high-powered rifles, gophers wielding axes, laser pistols, or Alludium Q-36 explosive space modulators.
50. If you're going to shoot something, in the immortal words of Robert Ruark, african game hunter, "USE ENOUGH GUN."
51. If entering your craft you put your hand in a kind of sticky/slimy/resinous kind of substance that was not there before, turn and run immediately.
52. If you are in the Arctic and find an alien frozen in ice, don't touch it, don't thaw it out, leave it alone. The alien should be incinerated with thermite (or preferably a thermonuclear weapon), otherwise if it thaws out, it will kill you and every living thing on earth.
53. If you are alone in a house and something calls your name, leave the house immediately through whatever exit is in the opposite direction. If there is no exit, make one.

saw this short story on someone's fb last time thru live view

quite sad de lor

goes like this

There was this blind girl, who was taken care by this man. the girl promised the man to marry him if he took care of her for her life. The man took care of her fully. One day, there was a donor who donated his eyes to the hospital, and the girl had a chance to see again. When the girl could finally see, she found out that the man who's been taking care of her was an ugly blind man. She ditched him and told him to go away harshly. The man slowly turned away, with tears, and said softly,"I'm sorry, my dear. Please take care of those eyes for me."

sad right? 0.0

step down from cca!

went to the ava room after cca, heard there'll be a cake fight or something

well, its a seeing off ceremony or something like dat

touched by wad e juniors did for the seniors

e photos, short speeches

photo dept seniors each got a file which contained wad e juniors wrote.

quite touched, got some juniors whom i didnt even talked to before

cake fight, my whole face kenna.

lol

joining media club'll forever be the best decision of my life

its simply a big family, with caring teachers

all 4 years in media, i've enjoyed it

photo dept

zaicheng, casper, me, yuhui, vivian, huiwen ( the original 6)

with gordy, weili in

we had many memories, be it happy, sad, anger, emotional

they're all memories i wont forget

e 6 original ppl had alot of fun, and its unforgettable

the times we've spent together, be it laughing together

or smashing cake on each other's faces (:

i'll never forget this department, the best department!

thanks to all members who wrote for me!

love photo dept, sad its time to leave

;) love you all!

Homecoming Day!

went school at around 745 and reached at 8

then slacked around with lionel, who satyed overnight and jolin n calvin

they were filling the pool a long time ago

very hard to finish filling sia

then we put samuel in e ball and rolled him around, LOL.

me calvin n weizhi practically did the balloon-on-water thing for e whole day

tiring sia

end up going into e water then someone dragged my entire body in

lol, filled around 200balloons

me weizhi colin wanted to get into one and play also

but then joey yuting arlinka come out alr, school cut e electricity

so end up just go into e water play play lor

lol

Use these when you need to skip school!

Excuse Notes From Parents

• "My son is under the doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
• "Please excuse Mary for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot."
• "Please excuse Fred for being. It was his father's fault."
• "Please ackuse Fred being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and 33,"
• "Mary was absent from school yesterday as she was having a gangover."
• "Mary could not come to school today because she was bother by very close veins."
• "Fred has an acre in his side."
• "Please excuse Fred from P.E. for a few days. He fell yesterday out of a tree and misplaced his hip."
• "Please excuse Mary from Jim yesterday. She is administrating."
• "Please excuse Fred for being absent. He had a cold and could not breed well."
• "Please excuse Mary. She has been sick and under the doctor."
• "Please excuse Mary from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps."
• "John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face."
• "Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hit in the growing part."
• "My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent this weekend with the Marines."
• "Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels."
• "Maryann was absent Dec. 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low-grade fever. There must be the flu going around, her father even got hot last night."
• "George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach."
• "Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout."
• "Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals."
• "Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diahr,diahoah, dyah the shits."

went to watch how to train ur dragon with my bro on friday afternoon, after lan with both my bros

l4d2 ftw!

lol e show was nice, quite cute.

after e movie viv saw me at hub

but i didnt see her

lol, kelvinc alled me to ask whether i was free to help with e cans project

called yuhui n end up she can go, so go lor

met her at bowen bustop first then go school

went to com lab then hall to help out

alot of cans sia, see alr gong gong one

end up me helping xiuwei n yuhui

no, i didnt split myself

then end up me n yuhui do, xiuwei kayying dawn disappear

lol, do all e way into e night eh!

thomas baocheng they all buy kopi then spare us one

yuhui go sleep so i go pei junwen

advisor's not dat bad after all, haha.

then my turn buay tong, sleep abit here n there

at around5+ went back com lab, finish watching one piece n fell asleep

then bus-ed home in e morning

slept till afternoon then wake up, eat lunch n sleep again

well, given ur attitude nowadays,

the evidences i've saw myself,which matched with the ones others gave,

i've given up on u.

go be the bitch u said u wanted to be,

go show ur attitude.

one day, u'll find urself dead inside.

i'm happy i broke with u.