MY HUSBAND...CAUGHT RED-HANDED!

I never thought that it would happen. I trusted him so much. But on that day, all my idyllic fantasies were dashed when I caught my husband in a compromising position with not one, but two "others" in our bed.

Can you imagine it? They were all snuggling comfortably on "OUR" bed, the one that he shares with me! Oh, the heartbreak, the tears, the snot (well, snot always accompanies tears, doesn't it?). But thank Allah, I was able to catch them in action on my phone's camera. Here are the photos! But mind you they are rather graphic so viewer discretion is advised...

Lihatlah dunia, suamiku bukan main lagi dengan Bear-Bear dan Duck-Duck...seronok la tu, susah nak bangun la tu...waaaaa!!!!! Akan ku sampaikan kepada ibu MARtuaku!

Woit bangun la wahai suamiku yang sedang berdengkur...jom la gi breakfast...lapar nih! Karang I kurus baru you tau!

AMBOIIIIII...Makin kita suruh bangun, makin dia melekat dengan si Duck-Duck ni ya. Aku cubit jugak nanti nih!

GADUH LAGI DI PUNCAK ALAM!

Semalam berlaku lagi pergaduhan di Puncak Alam. This time it's even worse sebab melibatkan warga asing iaitu dua warga africa dan seorang gadis dari negara jiran.

Pergaduhan itu dikatakan bermula daripada perebutan kawasan di antara warga Africa serta gadis keturunan Siam itu. Pergaduhan tersebut seterusnya berjaya dirakam oleh orang awam yang berada di tempat kejadian.

Gambar-gambar kejadian

Dua ahli kumpulan "Persian Black Money" bersantai di kawasan yang menjadi rebutan.

Antara perbualan yang dapat dirakam:-

"Darling the Sha-Ling-Ling": Hoooo Bro, Cantik la minah putih ekor kelabu tuh! Gua nak ayat!

"Abbie the Torte" : Dah la, itu bini orang tuh! Tak nampak anak dia tiga ekor kat belakang.

Honeyz the Bun-Bun juga dikenalpasti berminat terhadap kawasan sama yang dikatakan strategik bagi menjalankan kegiatan lepak sambil goyang-goyang ekor dan perhati mokcik-mokcik dan akok-akok lalu lalang.

Wajah "Abbie the Torte" ketika menyedari kehadiran Honeyz.

Honeyz dengan gaya kurang asam cuba mengambil-alih kedudukan Abbie dan Darling.

Honeyz menyerang dengan gaya "Muay Tai Contender"!

Abbie membalas dengan gaya Kalari Payat (dia belajar masa duduk kat India).

Aksi ala-ala "Rajinikanth", siap jelir-jelir lidah lagi.

Honeyz akhirnya tumpas setelah di "smackdown" oleh Abbie menyebabkan Honeyz tidak boleh membuat bunyi "meow" lagi, yang keluar bunyi "wheh, wheh, wheh" ajer.

Sepanjang kejadian, Darling the Sha-Ling-Ling didapati mengawasi keadaan keliling.

Abbie lepak selepas berjaya memperkukuhkan "cengkamannya" ke atas kawasan tersebut.

Kapten Paparaze "The Phantom" Zane dari UTK (Unit Tindakan/Tangkapan Kucing) yang ditugaskan menyiasat kejadian. Beliau bagaimanapun kini disiasat pihak BPR kerana dipercayai membuat laporan palsu setelah dirasuah dengan "Jambu Asam" oleh BIG MAMA yang dikenalpasti sebagai sponsor serta penaung/pelindung kepada Abbie dan Darling.

MINAH RAMVONG KEDAI TOMYAM

I did mention that baby has two siblings did I not? Well I've introduced Darling, so now it's the time to introduce Honeyz Manja Reamiey.

Honeyz is a female (I made sure of that) and unlike her two brothers who are mixed Persians she is a mongrel or a "moggie" as the Brits like to call them. In layman terms, she is an "alleycat" ...Kerana kau ku masih di sini...Kerana kau ku bisa menangis...Sorry but NO, NOT that type of Alleycat! God forbid I should arrive home one day and find her with an afro!

Anyways we were having dinner at this kedai tom yam in Puncak Alam when she came a begging, a scrawny, dirty little kitten who could barely walk. Kesian sangat, so we took her home. Letak dia dalam sangkar and gave her food. She made lots of noise despite her "keding" appearance and Baby was turning his nose up at her. His expression was, "Apa lagi ni Ma?".

That was about three months ago. Now she is clean, sleek and healthy, not to mention very active (habis Baby dengan Darling kena bully) and she purrs like a motoboat whenever I have her in a tight hug. Nakal sesangat sampai Papa dia pun surrender. Tak mendengar cakap tapi kan kalau dia buka those "baby greens" at you, memang boleh cair punya la (we...at least I cair la).

"Hi Mama...what's that in your hands?"
Honeyz dalam pose ala-ala "America's Next Top Model" bawah rak kasut kat luar rumah.

"Can I come closer? I just want to get a better look at that flashy thingy you have in your hands".

"Hmmmm...what does it do? Can I have it? Can I? Can I? Can I?"

Cubaan makan handphone!

Muka budak nakal tak dapat handphone.

"Mama tak bagi handphone, orang gigit Mama!"

Honeyz the Super Cat dalam cubaan mencatat rekod dunia dengan mengangkat Mamanya yang seberat lori pick-up! Malangnya tak berjaya sebab tergeliat ekor!

MY FURRY FAMILY...

Ok, sambung cerita. Remember my beautiful big boy, Babylicious Superstar Reamiey? Dia ada dua adik (Lain father and mother, 'kay), Darling Sweetheart Reamiey and Honeyz Manja Reamiey. We bought Darling from the same shop where we got Baby. At first we thought he was a female, sebab tersangat lah manjanya and lembik layu cam tu. Bila sampai masa nak bring him home, the shop owner tersangat serba salah, alahai, my girl turned out to be a boy. He offered to change Darling with the other female kittens but hati I dah sangkut, so I brought him home.

I felt that if I were to leave him, I would be betraying a trust. Lagi pun he looked so pathetic.

Darling on the day I decided to make him mine.

On the bed in the apartment at Flora Damansara, when he was about five months old.

Expression serius giler...

Lawa kan, gebu segebu-gebunya...photo taken early this year before we moved to Puncak Alam.

Pantang jumpa plastik bag, mesti masuk punyalah.

Posing kat living room, Puncak Alam.

Renungan ala-ala macho.

Latest photo, lepas bergolek-golek atas katil kat Puncak Alam.

He is adorable and charming...tak emosi sangat macam Baby. Pandai ambil hati. He loves tempat-tempat yang lembut and comfy, so he loves our sofa and bed. I think his current favourite place is the bedroom, especially once the air conditioner has been turned on. He is much loved...

THE EATING OUT EXPERIENCE.

My hubby and I have been living in Puncak Alam for about 4 months now but we have yet to get everything in order. So we still have to eat out everyday. Mind you, the issue of "Nak makan kat mana?" have caused several rows and free flow of tears and "You tak sayang I!", all very tamil drama (minus the thunder and lightning and pouring rain, thank Allah).

In our quest for food (makes us sound like neanderthals, don't it) we have been to quite a few places, good ones, bad ones, good waiters, bloody idiotic waiters like the one in JOHNNY'S RESTAURANT who practically threw the fork and spoon at us and the equally idiotic waiter at KLUANG STATION who refused to let me sit where I wanted to sit even though the restaurant was not even half full and it was past 9.00 p.m.! Both were BANGLADESHIS!

Not to say that Malaysians are not equally rude. There was that boy in that Kopitiam in Saujana Utama who only gave us the menu after 15 minutes of waiting and made us wait another 15 to 20 minutes before deeming it fit to walk past our table and when we indicated that we were ready to order (Hello, we waited a good half and hour already) had the gall to say "tunggu la" when those who came in after us were already eating or at least had their drinks served! So we walked out, like we walked out of Kluang Station, like when I lost it in "Rasamas" because the "oh so properly dressed cik adik" who took our order forgot the mushroom soup and garlic bread (service was at a snail's pace) but then wanted to bill us for the unserved and thus uneaten items. Everyone who came in, and of course ordered after us got their mushroom soup and bread. I am not asking to be treated like royalty, but some courtesy would be appreciated.

I am not being nasty. I am usually quite amicable, very humble. Am not trying to "masuk bakul angkat sendiri" but the humility was hard earned. I learnt it when I was scrubbing six floors of toilets and cleaning floors in the United Kingdom. But I lose it if someone is discourteous. Sometimes it makes you want to scream...(please scroll down)...

I GIVE UP!!!!!!!

(This is Darling Sweetheart Reamiey in his "Please rub my tummy...somebody! Anybody!" pose)

Anyways, back to the quest for food. We found this place at the Promenade in One Utama. It's called the "Assam Pedas Place". The asam pedas is quite good and the price is pocket friendly. The best thing, I like those who attended to us. They were courteous....and that is priceless. I really hope they can maintain it.

So...if your pocket's too tight for those high-end restaurants but you feel like eating asam pedas, check out the "Assam Pedas Place" at the Promenade.

My hubby ordered "lychee kang".

I ordered "Ribena Limau". I like Ribena, tu sebab badan pun cam ribena berry.

What we ordered, "seperiuk" masak asam pedas jenahak each.

Suami ku makan dengan penuh bersemangat.

Ya Allah, kau limpahkan lah rahmat ke atas lelaki yang makan sampai keluar hingus ni dan jadikan dia antara yang sentiasa menerima hidayah Mu! Amin!

AKU BUDAK MINANG.

One fine afternoon, Tulipot, Sunflower and I went galavanting in TTDI (to those who don't know, TTDI stands for Taman Tun Dr Ismail in Petaling Jaya) and Sunflower ajaks we alls makan kat "Selero Negori".

So off we went, poning kepalo den tengok semuanya kaler kuning. So apo lai, den pun order la masak lomak cili api daging salai, tempoyak daun kayu, rondang (rendang, ok, rendang) kacang (panjang), Tulipot amik pergedil and Sunflower amik kari "tendon" (fuiyoooo, orang kampung den cakap omputih lak) dan kami pun bersantap dengan seleranya. Setelah buncit perut memasing (auuuuuwwww, sensitif you!) kami pun membayar, tak mahal, bawah RM30.00.

Malam tu apalagi, I pun dragged my hubby to "Selero Negori" sekali lagi sebab tak puas makan masak lomak cili api. Inilah bukti betapa "Aku Anak Minang", cili api tu is mother's milk to us! HIDUP YAMTUAN! (Sorry terbawak-bawak plak dengan semangat cili api Negori Sembilan den!).

Hubby I punyalah enjoy, licin pinggan dan terpaksa longgarkan tali pinggang!

Lauk-pauk yang di order.

Masal lomak cili api daging salai.

Masak tempoyak daun kayu.

Terpaksa berhenti makan sebab nak ambil gambo.

Masak lomak cili api telur itik.


Pedas muncung husband I makan cili api, cili api, cili api.

Cili api campur belacan.

Suami ku yang ala-ala omputih (selalu makan pakai sudu garfu) hari tu makan pakai tangan sebab nak menikmati masakan kat "Selero Negori". Haaaa, saper kata masakan Minang tak power, tumbang seorang jejaka Kelantan, tersungkur di perdu pokok cili api.

YESSSSSS!!!! HIDUP YAMTUAN!